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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 11h
There should be a political party that wants to stop this and punish the people doing this
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onekade @onekade.bsky.social · 15h
lol the number of gays is the same it’s just that kids aren’t idiot marks so they’re not going to volunteer that information to the nazis
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 14h
90% of people don't actually know what they want and would benefit greatly from tastemakers showing them stuff they should try out
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 14h
Never forgiving these people for as long as I live 👍
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 14h
But hey, at least she’s made it clear she’s a shitty doctor in addition to being a shitty politician, that’s commitment to the bit 
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Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 15h
damn yeah is there any kind of substantive reason for American kids to be less forward about their sexuality these days? hmmmmm
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bdarbs.bsky.social @bdarbs.bsky.social · 17h
100% this, along with lots of cajoling that "if you're only managing your AI agents, you're not *really* working, and also don't make any plans this weekend".
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 19h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 07/10/2026
i love this woman
Williams shared the department's statement to her Instagram Story on Monday (Oct. 5), adding her own decidedly less diplomatic response. “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat dick,” Williams wrote.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18h
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22h
The Animaniacs would drive David Ellison to sell WB back for pennies on the dollar in 20 minutes
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 07/10/2026
"We don't want to turn into a banana republic, so we won't try to rein in corporations" is the kind of thing you say if you don't know what makes a banana republic a banana republic, and instead want to be a banana republic where the bananas are data centers.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 07/10/2026
your offensive coordinator should look like one of mr beast’s friends
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EPDiogenes @ericpauldennis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You would assume this car belongs to a terrible person and you'd be right.
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII
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Lee 'the J is for Jillinois' Carter @carterforva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When the state says felons can't vote And the state decides who is a felon Then the state is deciding who is allowed to vote And that should never happen.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Get ready for a lot of this for the next while
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#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
17 year old me: so we’re just kinda working a job and finding little things to enjoy to get by? Current me: yeah, it’s a life. 17 year old me: Hayley Williams is still hot thought right? Current me: oh my god dude oh my god All the past versions of me in the room: oh my god
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
How dare you invoke a wrestling move when I’m “talkin’ rape” with a fellow intellectual.
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dennis hastert should be memorialized as "abusive pervert who served as republican speaker of the house" not as "speaker of the house who did some bad stuff"
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i am increasingly of the belief that this type of shit is at least as corrosive to democratic society as out-and-out fascism is
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 05/10/2026
Dennis Hastert, Model Republican, Dies
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How long are we going to pretend that the world's richest man being the largest promoter of Nazism since Adolf Hitler and that made him a trillionaire, for a few days, isn't a random trivia fact but the indictment of our age?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
/Sheryl Crow Voice Iiiiii… wanna Sork up the suuuuuuuunnnnn… vincemancini.substack.com/p/digger-rev...
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 05/10/2026
a GOP pedophile before it was cool wish the Democrats had hung the fact that the leader of Republican Senate was a monster around the neck of the party instead of instantly forgetting he existed but oh well rest in piss
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Best part of this muddled article by one of Bloomberg's money guys is that two of the charts make a compelling case that knee-jerk opposition to AI is wholly justified because technological progress doesn't increase productivity, it just enables greater income extraction by capital. Oops!
Productivity Growth Has Been Stuck Below Its Postwar Pace for 50 YearsWorkers’ Slice Shrinks, Profits’ Slice Grows
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Jed Brown @jedbrown.org · 04/10/2026
A product like this has no pro-social function, and it doesn't need to be reliable. The existence of the tech creates plausible deniability to violate rights even when there is extensive evidence that it is wrong. This is the system working as intended.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Woke up this morning Got yourself a jug
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They want you to think rape would be eliminated if women arm themselves against the random sickos on the street or we stopped letting in immigrants when in reality it has the backing of state and capital
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
if you're still getting ripped up by air bud in the third quarter, that's a coaching failure
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lot of journalist brained people going hm this AI thing… there has to be something to it. I better look into it. Another part of journalism is smelling obvious bullshit and saying that’s not worth investigating.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026
iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't care if Monday's coo, Tuesday's coo, Wednesday coo, Thursday yes, I'm going to coo - it's Friday, I'm a dove.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/10/2026
aaron rodgers moves like your computer cursor when you’re trying to use a mouse on a glass table
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Lee 'the J is for Jillinois' Carter @carterforva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's because disabled people are highly represented in the federal workforce and this administration wants them gone. You don't have to print their excuse when their actual reason is so obvious.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 01/10/2026
Oh so an immensely powerful man isn’t allowed to enjoy carefree vacations, just because some of his neighbors notice that he has presided over a rollback of their rights and the destruction of the constitutional order? www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
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John Roberts Retreated to His Island. Supreme Court Critics Found Him. (Gift Article)
After decades of potlucks and paddle-boarding on Maine’s midcoast, rising anger and protests have left the Supreme Court’s chief justice more isolated than ever.
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(about to get in a fight, putting my dukes up) say hello to my good friends Isaac and Chotiner
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