Reposted by roostCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Tom Hart refers to Billy Edwards Jr's play as "perfectly cromulent" and Roddy Jones is baffled 815330
Reposted by roostJane @jane.meangirls.online · 30/09/2026go ahead, Phillies, keep scoring runs. it only makes your fans madder. 2903
Reposted by roostKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Lashing myself to my theater seat during the third hour of The Odyssey to resist the siren song of the urinal. 893656236
Reposted by roostBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Marvin the Martian crazy as hell and also the only Martian so did he destroy every other member of his kind? If he did im rooting for that duck 122317
Reposted by roostChuck Tantrum @goatse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026YES! Marge Simpson WILL be in the next episode of "Simpsons"! 328019
Reposted by roostEniko Fox @enikofox.com · 30/05/2026you don't have to use an extension to do this on Firefox • open settings > search • scroll down to search shortcuts and click add • fill out according to the image below (text in alt text) • click add engine • scroll back up and select "DuckDuckGo No Ai" under "default search engine" 111650780
Reposted by roostBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/05/2026This guy terrorized our city, now appears on Alex Jones' two-bit closet Twitter podcast, and is responsible for several deaths of American citizens and injuries of countless others. Justice starts with him in jail. 1212419533
Reposted by roostJane @jane.meangirls.online · 19/05/2026repost James Handlefini for one year of good luck 2578255
Reposted by roostAugust J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation. 208217074858
Reposted by roostWanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Nobody cares 👍 364329
Reposted by roostMike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 23/04/2026YESSS!!! STAY THRU THE CREDITS GUYS THATS ALL ILL SAY!!!! 331801205
Reposted by roostBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/04/2026French basketball player: these rising sea levels threaten the 70% of human beings globally who live in coastal areas Baseball player: I throw this ball for Arby’s and the Ohio Air National Guard 121471185
Reposted by roostDr. Meredith Wills ⚾️⚾️👀 @bbl-astrophyscs.bsky.social · 18/03/2026The Baseball Gods knew Venezuela’s victory would come down to Eugenio Suárez. Sports karma is real. #WorldBaseballClassic www.cincinnati.com/story/sports... 329071
Reposted by roostSpooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026What it's like to be watching the World Baseball Classic and then be subjected to ads for Fox's original programming 191262196
Reposted by roostShow Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Big Papi: Jackson, it's Papi... Jackson Chourio: Hey Papi Papi: Hey the United States, they kidnap you president about a couple of months ago... Does that give you guys a little extra motivation for tomorrow's championship game? 341990
Reposted by roostsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 09/03/2026There is apparently credible evidence that the president of the United States is a pedophile. The comforting phrase “accused him without evidence” no longer fits this situation, and journalists must resort to the more perfunctory “hasn’t been formally charged.” www.thedailybeast.com/key-details-...thedailybeast.comKey Details of 13-Year-Old Trump Accuser’s Accounts Are VerifiedThe newly corroborated details suggest the woman was truthful about numerous aspects of her life. 9265282339
Reposted by roostEvan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.” -Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥 4279252253
Reposted by roostUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 06/03/2026being able to get a glass of whiskey at the barber shop has got to feel really good if you're stupid as fuck 3263444
Reposted by roostEd Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE. 301148322643
Reposted by roostKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever. 349294893977
Reposted by roostBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I wish I had thought of the idea of having kids Google stuff for two hours and charging 40,000 dollars. Their parents would be like “so they know more about different Five Nights at Freddy’s characters but not what World War 1 is” and I’d be like “yes thats the knowledge they’ll need for the future” 2065481
Reposted by roostMelayna @melaynalokosky.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Thunderdome Wendy's. So not the first call to this Wendy's. Lol 1333645
Reposted by roosttreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 20/02/2026please note, the committee approved cumulative Small Beers adding up to Big Beer. Inclusion is important! 241225
Reposted by roostutopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 20/02/2026Maybe Something Beautiful Will Happen Today 777898
Reposted by roostBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I think I’d probably be into moving to the Shire because they’d like an adult man sized guy to clean Hobbit gutters and stuff like that, only downside would be seeing all the feet 3357930
Reposted by roostMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics 7186212549
Reposted by roostlibby watson @libbycwatson.com · 14/02/2026hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9 15179311685
Reposted by roosttinybaby @tiny.baby · 14/02/2026they should spend less on starbucks lattes and net flix 758255
Reposted by roostLindsay Ballant @lballant.bsky.social · 09/02/2026And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely 62027297
