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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 4h

Singapore’s government rolled out a pilot matchmaking service this month as the country’s birth rate dwindles. The app FirstDate is open, for now, to government employees between 21 and 35. wapo.st/4rGuJ6F

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Rob @robloblaw.bsky.social · 5h

shawty right here crying in the middle of Chanel

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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Hey honey, how was your day?” “Oh, it was all right. Spent another six hours defending you-know-who.” “That’s the man I married. I love you.”

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PhD Education. 38 years of teaching. Academic teacher educator.
Namesearching & defending a falsely alleged Wooody Alllen against idiotic odds. Father of three. Reasonable to the reasonable.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Guich Koock” is the number one search term on adult websites in Wales

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I was sent this screenshot from the other app.

A screenshot from Twitter.

“Fuck Mizzou, Rock Chlk Algeria bitches”

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Rob @robloblaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Flyover to honor the victims of 9/11 is a real life 30 Rock joke

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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Not when he’s got his prescription pad out

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

this is not going to stop me from saying things like 'i wonder what your mother's pussy did to your skull on the way outta the womb to make you talk to me this way' to people who act the fool in my replies so my days here may be numbered

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I hope this email finds you gettin your dick sucked, playboy

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

imagine your friend texting you and saying "wyd" and your response is "Smooching a Hot Lady." it would blow their mind

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

You have to gain Megan McCain’s approval before you move out of the United States or you are in biiiiiiiig trouble

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Rob @robloblaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Me in any airport on my 2nd layover of the day

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

me: ok, so a “twitch streamer” is… my stepfather: shut the fuck up shut the fuck up and get away from me

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Rob @robloblaw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The type of letters you write when you’re definitely not sucking the president dry

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny?

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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 20/08/2026

I'm sorry. The Denver Republican party is run by a dude named Hugo Chavez and he's in trouble because he won't back a candidate named Marx?

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.

A graph showing how the edsel and Cybertruck both performed based on their sales target and actual year one and year two sales. The edsel was expected to sell 200k units in its first year. It sold slightly over 50k, and less than 50k the next year

The Cybertruck had a sales.target of 250k in its first year. They sold around 40k, the next year they sold about half as many.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Canadian Batman: hey so Joker there, you gotta get out of Winnipeg man Joker: Bien essayé, cerveau de chauve-souris, mais ces Timbits sont à moi.

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Politics UK @politicsuk.com · 20/07/2026

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer went straight to the pub after resigning as Prime Minister earlier 📸 The Sun

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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

me & the bad bitches I pulled by being gay & annoying

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

insane to me that if you can hit a baseball 400 feet you get paid millions but if you do the same to a child you go to jail

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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

saw the worst thing in the world today

A Cybertruck painted black with a big image of the Heath Ledger Joker on it and a bunch of graffiti-style phrases like "Why so serious?" and "Ha ha ha." It sucks asshole.

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Technically, they’re Remains now.

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CoolHandNuke @mrfawkes50.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Sealant Team Six guarding our vulnerable shores against Algae-Qeada, Algaetifa. And Algae Sharpton.

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Rob @robloblaw.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Look how they massacred my boy

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Steve Akehurst @steveakehurst.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products

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ROBBYDUDE @robby.zone · 18/06/2026

how does this keep happening

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

this is, in a very real sense, the most correct post of all time, insofar as it captures the full essence of Officially Sanctioned Reality

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Hyman Licker New York, New York City, World War II Draft Registration Cards, 1940-1947

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Rob @robloblaw.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

what if i go broke and i got no more racks to spend on you??

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/06/2026

you could build a winning Presidential campaign here based on nothing more than "it is illegal for your boss to contact you after your shift ends"

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/06/2026

ah, I was wondering why the NYT was having a panic attack yesterday lol

nyt headline

Mexico Can't Go On This Way

Mexico amends constitution to cut the maximum workweek from 48 to 40 hours by 2030 and gives 13.5 million workers the legal right to ignore boss's calls, messages and emails after their shift ends, in the most significant overhaul of Mexican labor law in a generation.

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 04/06/2026

you can tell a place is really good for dumping when theres a No Dumping Allowed sign there.

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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries

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