Reposted by RobFM²Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Lars von Trier’s Because of Winn-Dixie 2487
Reposted by RobFM²cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Sofia Coppola’s Armageddon 2326
Reposted by RobFM²andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 08/07/2026When people say their place is a mess and it's neater than your place has ever been 24626121
RobFM² @robfmdetroit.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Hold your loved ones tight, folks. And fuck MS. Last night, my brother went into cardiac arrest and is currently on a ventilator in the ICU. We don't know if he'll ever wake up. Whatever god, crystals, universe and/or demons you pray to, throw one up for him, please. I can't lose my brother. 🥺 010
RobFM² @robfmdetroit.bsky.social · 12/09/2025media.tenor.coma man with his arms outstretched standing in front of a blue wallALT: a man with his arms outstretched standing in front of a blue wall 010
RobFM² @robfmdetroit.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Here's a fun one (not a plot hole, just a thing most don't know) #9: After firing Eric Stoltz 6-7 weeks into filming, they re-shot all of Marty's scenes with Michael J. Fox, but forgot to reshoot Marty punching Biff. So for a ½ second of the movie, Marty is MUCH taller. youtu.be/GCp-zxSqopw?...youtu.be(BACK TO THE FUTURE) | Marty VS Biff (1985)YouTube video by MovieScenesHD 010
RobFM² @robfmdetroit.bsky.social · 16/08/2025And now, for a HUGE plot device... #8: Why didn't Marty disappear the second he pushed George out of the way of his grandpa's car? Awfully convenient that he had a few days to remedy the situation. Just sayin.media.tenor.coma man wearing a mickey mouse shirt is standing next to a woman wearing a hiv class of '84 sweatshirtALT: a man wearing a mickey mouse shirt is standing next to a woman wearing a hiv class of '84 sweatshirt 000
RobFM² @robfmdetroit.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Now I'm gonna get nitpicky... #7: When Marty walks around 1955 Hill Valley, he sees advertisements in a music shop window for Patti Page's album "In The Land of Hi-Fi" which wasn't released until November 1956, and Nat King Cole's "Unforgettable", released "back" in 1951. youtu.be/3zgdZZmX7r8?...youtu.beMarty discovers Hill Valley in 1955 | Back To The Future | CLIPYouTube video by Boxoffice Movie Scenes 010
RobFM² @robfmdetroit.bsky.social · 16/08/2025You know what, I skipped one... #6: Before the time jump, was Marty just going to drive straight into the Fotomat? youtu.be/GW98p3Rq0cg?...youtu.beBack to the Future Peabody Farm (Barn Crash) SceneYouTube video by BeyondTheMarqueeShow 000
RobFM² @robfmdetroit.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Time to get back to this... #5: From what direction does Marty hit Old Man Peabody's barn? Cuz the car is facing forward, the wall is intact behind it, then he drives out the front of it. How did he turn the car around? youtu.be/GW98p3Rq0cg?...youtu.beBack to the Future Peabody Farm (Barn Crash) SceneYouTube video by BeyondTheMarqueeShow 000
RobFM² @robfmdetroit.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Hear me out... #4: WHY would Doc and Marty stand right in the path of the Delorean?media.tenor.coma pixelated image of a man holding a camera and a man holding a remote controlALT: a pixelated image of a man holding a camera and a man holding a remote control 000
RobFM² @robfmdetroit.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I've said it before... #3: Earth rotates at 1,037 miles per hour. So... when Doc sends Einstein "one minute into the future", unless Doc figured out time travel congruent with the Earth's rotation, just one minute later, Einstein should've reappeared a little over 17 miles away.media.tenor.coma dog is sitting in the back seat of a car looking out the windshieldALT: a dog is sitting in the back seat of a car looking out the windshield 000
RobFM² @robfmdetroit.bsky.social · 14/08/2025No way, I missed something right at the beginning. Let's rewind. #2: That part when he plugs his guitar in and it doesn't make a sound? I call bullshit. Any musician knows the sound of Marty plugging in his guitar AFTER maxing out the volume/gain on the giant speaker would've blown his ears out.media.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses and a denim jacket .ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a denim jacket . 120
RobFM² @robfmdetroit.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Got a new project. While I absolutely LOVE the Back to the Future trilogy, all three movies are full of plot holes / criticisms that need to be addressed. So... here we go. #1: How did Doc get into the Delorean after he towed it to the mall? No way a gull-wing door could open inside that trailer.media.tenor.commake gifs at gifsoup.com is written at the bottom of the imageALT: make gifs at gifsoup.com is written at the bottom of the image 000
RobFM² @robfmdetroit.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Okay, there's no gif of him sliding down but y'all know what I'm talking aboutmedia.tenor.coma man stands in front of a clock with roman numerals on itALT: a man stands in front of a clock with roman numerals on it 020
Reposted by RobFM²It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 14/08/2025It's simple. We just put MDMA in the world's water supply to force even the greediest dicks to have empathy. 861322141
Reposted by RobFM²Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 14/08/2025The future (hopeful and optimistic): Flying cars and jet packs! The future (reality): You will never stop filling out forms online. 1102844241
RobFM² @robfmdetroit.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I thought the lesson was it takes an entire school year to figure out you're not pregnant 000
Reposted by RobFM²The Harding of Hill House @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Taking a break from all my worries sure would help a lot 33612
RobFM² @robfmdetroit.bsky.social · 09/08/2025I've invented a new game, it's called "Watch Any Chuck Lorre Show & Guess The Punchline A Second Before They Say It" and I am KICKING ASS 051
Reposted by RobFM²The Harding of Hill House @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Ronald McDonald (giving the eucharist): Eat of the McRib, for it is my body. Drink of the Shamrock Shake, for it is my blood 194
Reposted by RobFM²Stewie Tea @stewiecoffee.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I made some delicious soup with my Grandma today. The rest of my family are pissed, because apparently you're supposed to scatter the ashes. 713347
Reposted by RobFM²FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 30/07/2025ME: my friends take me too literally THERAPIST: what makes you say that ME: my mouth 422539
RobFM² @robfmdetroit.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Just started watching "Mom" to pass the time while I'm working. It's 100% a Chuck Lorre show 🙄 but goddamn Anna Faris and Allison Janney elevate the material 020
Reposted by RobFM²Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 25/07/2025i’m finding it requires more and more cognitive dissonance to enjoy indulgences as the fascism becomes increasingly omnipresent and suffocating 1314307587
Reposted by RobFM²miKILL Swaim 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 25/07/2025After we wrap Star Trek: The Next Futurama, there are a couple followups I’d love to get to. KITHKOTH, comparing episodes of Kids in the Hall and King of the Hill. Tick City, comparing episodes of The Tick and Spin City. Mad About The OA. F*R*I*E*N*G*E*D*S (fringe/friends). Stuff that makes sense. 10402
Reposted by RobFM²Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Someone invited me to a party tomorrow night so now I have to fake my own death 1719035
Reposted by RobFM²Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Stacey’s mom is in assisted living now. Get your shit together 716943
Reposted by RobFM²Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/07/2025you have to go inside and see Brett 1327953
Reposted by RobFM²superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 10/07/2025No, city planners, you may not have any more construction until you finish the construction you already have 0194
Reposted by RobFM²Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 02/07/2025hollywood make movies like 1992 or 1994 again challenge 1412828
Reposted by RobFM²Hell-a Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 02/07/2025"why does restaurant food taste better than food cooked at home" The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly 136121192533
Reposted by RobFM²Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/07/2025alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful 😔 284126111555
Reposted by RobFM²Midge @midge.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Stages of life: 1. Birth 2. You gotta be fucking kidding me 3. Death 171869538
Reposted by RobFM²RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 30/06/2025(b)lanche (e)lizabeth (d)evereaux: thread 1531756
RobFM² @robfmdetroit.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Does anyone else's cat like being lint-rolled or is mine defective 100
Reposted by RobFM²🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 26/06/2025“It costs nothing to be kind,” I whisper as I drop $600 on drugs to prevent me from hurting annoying people. 932681
Reposted by RobFM²It Was A Sh*t Show @itwasashtshow.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Making Blade act is hard. Let’s talk about how difficult it was to make Blade: Trinity, from Wesley Snipes refusing to show up on set, to him suing New Line Cinema for taxes. Watch or Listen! linktr.ee/itwasashtshow 141
RobFM² @robfmdetroit.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Marty always gets credit for "inventing" skateboarding and rock and roll, but Doc never gets credit for inventing zip-lining 162
Reposted by RobFM²inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 15/06/2025god: it's called a snapping turtle angel: so cute, why would he call you a sna - snapping turtle: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP 7595158
Reposted by RobFM²FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 14/06/2025FLIGHT ATTENDANT: is there a doctor on board PSYCHOLOGIST: i’m a doctor FLIGHT ATTENDANT: no we need a medical doctor PSYCHOLOGIST: *clicks pen* and how does that make you feel 527141
Reposted by RobFM²Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 07/06/2025having a whole life where I mean to say something relatable but instead I say something that warrants a wellness check 22813210
Reposted by RobFM²SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 07/06/2025"Fuck your concrete" 788178172097
