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superastrofemme

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I blew out my knee jazzercising.

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iStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I just signed an executive order to add the letter u to the american spelling of color, flavor and neighbor
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iStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
He’s a 10 but that’s the air quality index
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superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Gossip, restaurant patio style:
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superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Okay but seriously you're saying you don't have an emergency pack of tissue paper in the glove compartment?
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superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Happiest of birthdays to @supbaby.bsky.social - the very best grocery store husband a woman could ever ask for ❤️
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superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Not the type of woman whose week starts on sunday
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
So we skeet on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past BEARDED CLAMS
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superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
them: embrace the divine feminine me: Okey dokey
Kali, by Raja Ravi Varma
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iStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Going to the crossroads to sell my soul in exchange for fucking winter to end
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iStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Sex before nachos
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superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him when it's going to fucking stop fucking snowing
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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Lots of mentally stable women get up at 3am on a Sunday and start doing a massive closet purge. Perfectly cromulent behaviour
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Somehow, I ended up here while looking for a decent quality linseed oil-based glazing compound. The trauma dumping is a value-add
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 09/03/2026
shout out to everyone who came before me and figured out what was edible. they did great
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I want to see the charcuterie board before I get into the van.
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iStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Please, my cheekbones, are very high *handsomely hits blunt
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iStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Today is as good a day as any to take down the Christmas tree
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
wearing my women in stem t-shirt on international women’s day to celebrate the fact that i was given that and a reusable water bottle instead of equal pay
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I should be able to claim my cats as dependents on my taxes
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superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
With enough time and dedication you too could have an instagram feed that is mostly just different ways to cook potatoes
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superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
It's been a two toaster strudel kind of day
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I’d like a food blog without recipes. Just stories of self-empowerment that somehow lead to butternut squash risotto.
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superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I'll put a dutch baby in you, baby
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Like the huckleberry, I can tolerate shade but fruit better in dappled light
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
In Maine it’s legal to beat someone with a lead window sash weight if they’re encroaching on your blood worm territory
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Ain't gonna judge the size of your winky, but if your nativity camel is out of proportion you better brace yourself.
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superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Dude working behind the counter at the dispensary just asked another customer if she could please not tell his parents he smokes weed
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superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Youngest person at this dispensary by at least a decade
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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Whenever I watch a video set in Europe I get horny as hell for their affordable and plentiful public transportation options. Yes baby, get on that train, then let me watch you board an overnight ferry without a car 😍
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superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
We've reached the free pouring point of funday monday
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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I'm an enigma, wrapped in a tortilla, dipped in nacho cheese
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Imma put the D in Pachelbel's Canon
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superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Can't pinpoint the precise moment after turning 50 that I turned into the type of person who saves the elastic bands off produce but nonetheless here we are
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I don’t want a fun-sized Snickers. I want the full bar, the full commitment, the full emotional nougat.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Shopping for new bathroom carpet in the Sears catalog would fix me.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Got a theoretical cart full of Christmas candy double parked in my soul.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Tbh I don't think I was ever emotionally equipped to handle the Hall & Oates break up.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Your yogurt to granola ratio is seriously damaging this relationship
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I would simply not walk through The Valley of the Shadow of Death
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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
'wintery mix' is a Canadian weather forecasting term meaning you're gonna fall on a sidewalk today
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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
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superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I'm sorry your dog got a drawer before you did
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superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Doves are just classy pigeons
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superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
She seductively tucked the kleenex into the sleeve of her cardigan...
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superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
All rind, no juice
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I want a toaster strudel scarf. Like, it's a really lonnnnng toaster strudel? That you can wear. And eat. On the way to work.
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superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Trying to resist the siren song of the toaster strudel
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
If you don't like mushrooms, can you explain why. Exactly the real reason why.
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iStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I’ll check your laundry’s pockets for Kleenex baby
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