Reposted by superastrofemmeiStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I just signed an executive order to add the letter u to the american spelling of color, flavor and neighbor 041
Reposted by superastrofemmeiStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 17/07/2026He’s a 10 but that’s the air quality index 021
superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Okay but seriously you're saying you don't have an emergency pack of tissue paper in the glove compartment? 230
superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Happiest of birthdays to @supbaby.bsky.social - the very best grocery store husband a woman could ever ask for ❤️ 121
superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Not the type of woman whose week starts on sunday 021
Reposted by superastrofemmeSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/04/2026So we skeet on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past BEARDED CLAMS 48629
superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 03/04/2026them: embrace the divine feminine me: Okey dokey 030
Reposted by superastrofemmeiStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Going to the crossroads to sell my soul in exchange for fucking winter to end 132
superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him when it's going to fucking stop fucking snowing 281
Reposted by superastrofemmeLeggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Lots of mentally stable women get up at 3am on a Sunday and start doing a massive closet purge. Perfectly cromulent behaviour 44610
Reposted by superastrofemmeSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Somehow, I ended up here while looking for a decent quality linseed oil-based glazing compound. The trauma dumping is a value-add 310237
Reposted by superastrofemmeMistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 09/03/2026shout out to everyone who came before me and figured out what was edible. they did great 1287
Reposted by superastrofemmeKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I want to see the charcuterie board before I get into the van. 416654
Reposted by superastrofemmeiStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Please, my cheekbones, are very high *handsomely hits blunt 111
Reposted by superastrofemmeiStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Today is as good a day as any to take down the Christmas tree 022
Reposted by superastrofemmesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026wearing my women in stem t-shirt on international women’s day to celebrate the fact that i was given that and a reusable water bottle instead of equal pay 12866204
Reposted by superastrofemmeJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I should be able to claim my cats as dependents on my taxes 68228
superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 25/02/2026With enough time and dedication you too could have an instagram feed that is mostly just different ways to cook potatoes 020
superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 10/01/2026It's been a two toaster strudel kind of day 0184
Reposted by superastrofemmeJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I’d like a food blog without recipes. Just stories of self-empowerment that somehow lead to butternut squash risotto. 418540
Reposted by superastrofemmeSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Like the huckleberry, I can tolerate shade but fruit better in dappled light 315455
Reposted by superastrofemmeSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/12/2025In Maine it’s legal to beat someone with a lead window sash weight if they’re encroaching on your blood worm territory 1412636
Reposted by superastrofemmePAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Ain't gonna judge the size of your winky, but if your nativity camel is out of proportion you better brace yourself. 0299
superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Dude working behind the counter at the dispensary just asked another customer if she could please not tell his parents he smokes weed 120
superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Youngest person at this dispensary by at least a decade 010
Reposted by superastrofemmeLeggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Whenever I watch a video set in Europe I get horny as hell for their affordable and plentiful public transportation options. Yes baby, get on that train, then let me watch you board an overnight ferry without a car 😍 3307
superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 09/12/2025We've reached the free pouring point of funday monday 031
Reposted by superastrofemmeBlinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I'm an enigma, wrapped in a tortilla, dipped in nacho cheese 610932
Reposted by superastrofemmeSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Imma put the D in Pachelbel's Canon 55917
superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Can't pinpoint the precise moment after turning 50 that I turned into the type of person who saves the elastic bands off produce but nonetheless here we are 8419
Reposted by superastrofemmeBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I don’t want a fun-sized Snickers. I want the full bar, the full commitment, the full emotional nougat. 2531271
Reposted by superastrofemmePAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Shopping for new bathroom carpet in the Sears catalog would fix me. 56516
Reposted by superastrofemmePAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Got a theoretical cart full of Christmas candy double parked in my soul. 24220
Reposted by superastrofemmeShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Tbh I don't think I was ever emotionally equipped to handle the Hall & Oates break up. 1316468
Reposted by superastrofemmeShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Your yogurt to granola ratio is seriously damaging this relationship 514561
Reposted by superastrofemmeTamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I would simply not walk through The Valley of the Shadow of Death 26211
Reposted by superastrofemmeLeggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 12/11/2025'wintery mix' is a Canadian weather forecasting term meaning you're gonna fall on a sidewalk today 38222
Reposted by superastrofemmeI'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 09/11/2025im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten. 27373128
superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I'm sorry your dog got a drawer before you did 0123
superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 10/11/2025She seductively tucked the kleenex into the sleeve of her cardigan... 0258
Reposted by superastrofemmePAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025I want a toaster strudel scarf. Like, it's a really lonnnnng toaster strudel? That you can wear. And eat. On the way to work. 111
superastrofemme @superastrofemme.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Trying to resist the siren song of the toaster strudel 4153
Reposted by superastrofemmemean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 26/10/2025If you don't like mushrooms, can you explain why. Exactly the real reason why. 406012
Reposted by superastrofemmeiStarglow @supbaby.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I’ll check your laundry’s pockets for Kleenex baby 111