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I'm in Canada, but I am in favour of whatever it takes to end the deluge of ads and send these degenerate bettors back into the shadows where they belong.

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 8h

Today's listening: * August Burns Red - Messengers * Falls of Rauros - Believe In No Coming Shore * Worm Shepherd - The Sleeping Sun * Allt - Ataraxia

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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 9h

With the caveat that I am currently clinically brain dead I’m making myself laugh thinking about a guy driving a Tesla with a bumper sticker saying “I bought this before I knew I was stupid”

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026

PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore

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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The problem that we need to solve isn't rogue AI, it's that companies increasingly think they can just price crime into the business model and get away with it

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 29/09/2026

I hope the worst for these people. Covering for an unrepentant — and prolific — rapist is a kind of low you should need multiple lifetimes to atone for.

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 29/09/2026

Not sure who needs to hear this (it is a lot of people though), but I don't think anyone wants to see a new picture of Musk's disgusting body. I would love even a single day where I could remain unaware of what he is saying or gazing upon his revolting visage. The only update I want is his obituary.

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 29/09/2026

Today's listening: * MONO - Snowdrop * Wolves in the Throne Room - Celestite * Blood Incantation - All Gates Open * Ulver - Shadows of the Sun

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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There's a genre of youtube videos that is basically "sovereign citizen successfully argues minor traffic infraction into 45-day sentence for contempt of court"

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026

Today's listening: * Brat - Manslayer * Crown Magnetar - The Hollowing of Godflesh * Gorguts - Considered Dead

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026

He was finally able to read the entire shampoo bottle while taking a shit and thought he'd broaden his horizons. I hear he's also gotten real good at finger painting and playing peekaboo.

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026

Nothing implies functional illiteracy like saying "I got back into the wizard slop for babies as an adult."

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 27/09/2026

It's like a nesting doll of divorces.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023

austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s not like I’m going to get to the end of a Doom game and wish I’d been more emotionally invested in the personal journey of my character The Doom Murderer

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026

seeing the coffee interview question go from linkedin to threads to bluesky has been really wild to watch. soon it might be something someone in real life talks about

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

FARMER: any questions? ME: do sheep give birth out of their eweterus? FARMER: *hits me with a shovel*

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 25/09/2026

My brain is full of useless stuff. Among the detritus is a post from a guy I followed on Twitter: "I'm at the zoo, showing my son all the animals named after sports teams."

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026

telling guys a shade under 6 feet that they're tall is like finding the spot on a dog's leg to rub that makes them go crazy. instant loyalty

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s crazy that if history had gone very slightly differently, 3dfx would now be the biggest company in the world

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 25/09/2026

And this is with the help of American interference.

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 25/09/2026

Today's listening: * Crown Magnetar - The Hollowing of Godflesh * Falls of Rauros - The Light That Dwells In Rotten Wood * Godflesh - Decay * Czarface - Czarface Meets Frankie Pulitzer

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

blender has been a little confusing to learn at times but more than anything it’s just so much fun to get the hang of how a system works. can’t imagine how much less fun it would be to tell gen ai to do it. shout out to doing Regular Computer Stuff

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Look, I hate oppressive regimes but I LOVE having a lot of money. Thats a battle I fight in my mind every day

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 24/09/2026

I am begging you imbeciles to understand that these are tools. They are not sentient. When things like this happen it is because they were irresponsibly built, configured and implemented. It is not "going rogue," OpenAI is either incapable of safely operating and / or they are committing crimes.

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 24/09/2026

Today's listening: * Dark Tranquility - Character * Dark Tranquility - Fiction * Limp Bizkit - Still Sucks * Zao - The Crimson Corridor

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 24/09/2026

WWE going from Vince McMahon racism ("we need an Arab wrestler, Patterson get me the darkest Italian you can find!") to broadcasting on a Nazi platform is such a short leap.

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Thomas Jerome @thomasjerome.com · 24/09/2026

Naming the "Ableism" list so that a screen reader pronounces it "Four bee ell three one ess em", 10/10 bit

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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So far we got -murdering braves fan -Troy from West Virginia -A*tros fan who shall not be named -Phillies FELONY FRAUD guy -kato kaelin -honorable mention to the KC wolf bank robber

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 24/09/2026

That's one of those headlines where you can't possibly guess what the next word you're going to read will be.

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Claire @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

In a book full of incredible things, this is the most mind-blowing for me. Currency becoming more valuable for its properties as physical material because of the extraordinary circumstances of that moment in time, and then being transmuted back to its abstract value as if nothing had ever happened

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

dude was a few years older than me maybe. so that means that at some point in the mid-1980s there was a couple who said well thank god that's all finally blown over and named their newborn baby adolph. for all i know it was adolf actually i'm just trying to help dude out a little

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Jack Wannan @jackwannan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Nikita Hand, who won a civil lawsuit in 2025 which found Conor McGregor liable for rape, did her first public interview over the weekend. Incredibly strong details by her here. www.rte.ie/radio/radio1...

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Nikita Hand - "I tried to fight but I couldn't overpower somebody like him"

Nikita Hand, who won her case in 2025 when a civil jury in the high court found that Conor McGregor assaulted her by raping her, joined Brendan to talk about her new book 'Not the Perfect Victim'. She...

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 23/09/2026

There's going to be nothing left to eat but bugs. Hold on, I'm told the bugs have also been recalled.

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 23/09/2026

Today's listening: * Signs of the Swarm - Absolvere * The Acacia Strain - You Are Safe From God Here * Lorna Shore - I Feel The Everblack Festering Within Me * Evergreen Terrace - Wolfbiker

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 23/09/2026

If they end legal strikes, they're going to set themselves on a course to be strongly reminded what workers did prior. Fucking liberals, man.

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 23/09/2026

It's 2026, and Trump has fucked over, driven insane and slandered everyone who has ever been foolish enough to work for him. You look in the mirror and say "sure, but I'm different." He immediately notices you're not wearing the ill-fitting shoes he demanded you wear.

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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 23/09/2026

What could possibly go wrong?

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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 22/09/2026

Cool, a song I've never heard is now the number one single — supplanting another song I have never heard. As an old metal guy, this news is clearly for other people.

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