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Derek

@ricketyshack.ca
1.2K followers 183 following 15K posts

Music guy who rambles about pretty much anything. Media, IT bullshit, MMA, Magic: The Gathering, whatever. ricketyshack.ca

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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 1h
Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 2h
Incredible work, guys. bsky.app/profile/zack...
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 3h
I came for the laughs but stayed for the incisive Boutros Boutros-Ghali references.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 4h
Damning with praise.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 4h
🍅🍅🍅
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 4h
Shout out to the portal vein, keeping mfs alive.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 4h
Man, if only the human body had an organ system that could clean the blood.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 5h
Must be nice. I'm at work.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 7h
When people max out the credit card, some percentage will definitely pursue onerous loans from shady mfs.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 8h
I'm in Canada, but I am in favour of whatever it takes to end the deluge of ads and send these degenerate bettors back into the shadows where they belong.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 9h
I miss when fighting was dumb and lowbrow rather than enthusiastically evil and shitty.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 10h
SWEATY, FEVERISH MMA FAM FRANTICALLY TYPING INTO THE ONLYFANS CHAT BOX: Yeah, that's right big boy. Show me that gape. Gooood. Now do the shoey. I SAID DO IT. CHUG THAT SHIT YOU PIG.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 10h
If you audition to be one of Dana's trained seals, I feel like you've asked to be treated like shit. There are always more dignified careers like diving for change in public fountains or selling tainted milk products.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 11h
It takes me years to make changes. My Hazezon deck itself took like a half-decade to build lmao.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 11h
Today's listening: * August Burns Red - Messengers * Falls of Rauros - Believe In No Coming Shore * Worm Shepherd - The Sleeping Sun * Allt - Ataraxia
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 11h
With the caveat that I am currently clinically brain dead I’m making myself laugh thinking about a guy driving a Tesla with a bumper sticker saying “I bought this before I knew I was stupid”
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026
PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore
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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The problem that we need to solve isn't rogue AI, it's that companies increasingly think they can just price crime into the business model and get away with it
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 29/09/2026
If he paid them, that'd be another trial for ol' Conor.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 29/09/2026
I hope the worst for these people. Covering for an unrepentant — and prolific — rapist is a kind of low you should need multiple lifetimes to atone for.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 29/09/2026
I've tried to minimize my exposure.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 29/09/2026
Not sure who needs to hear this (it is a lot of people though), but I don't think anyone wants to see a new picture of Musk's disgusting body. I would love even a single day where I could remain unaware of what he is saying or gazing upon his revolting visage. The only update I want is his obituary.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 29/09/2026
Assassination and Flowers of Evil are sooo good.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 29/09/2026
I think Perdition City is still my favourite but they can pretty much do no wrong in my estimation.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 29/09/2026
Today's listening: * MONO - Snowdrop * Wolves in the Throne Room - Celestite * Blood Incantation - All Gates Open * Ulver - Shadows of the Sun
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026
It's such an absurd 'gotcha'. If I *had* to? Sure. I don't have to. Doesn't mean I am not against horrific industrial farming practices.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026
What am I supposed to do, punch a cow to death?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's a genre of youtube videos that is basically "sovereign citizen successfully argues minor traffic infraction into 45-day sentence for contempt of court"
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026
Always rising to new depths.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026
They really found a lot of ways to say "he guitars good." Also, off the top of my head Josh Homme probably has a better streak from Kyuss through Screaming Trees to the first 4 Queens of the Stone Age records. But it's a silly argument anyway.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026
They'll likely come back around to older stuff in time, when their own tastes have solidified a little.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026
Today's listening: * Brat - Manslayer * Crown Magnetar - The Hollowing of Godflesh * Gorguts - Considered Dead
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026
I've probably said it a few times, but I yearn for the day when millennials' kids grow out of all the stuff their parents forced on them and this shit goes away — or at least recedes to the point where I can maybe ignore it.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026
The Star Wars universe is smaller than a hamlet I drive by on my way to the lake. I am so tired of hearing about this creatively vacant franchise.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026
These days, if someone is on TV I just assume their parents' names are blue hyperlinks in Wikipedia.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026
I have a few themed lists that could run for hours. Shuffle still sucks, but the big lists tend to smooth out some of the issues. Generally, I am an album guy. I make small lists for other people but not very often.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026
It's cool when you think you probably can't dislike someone more than you do, and then details lile this emerge.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026
250... I guess that's a lot...
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026
Also, you get to do racism.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026
He was finally able to read the entire shampoo bottle while taking a shit and thought he'd broaden his horizons. I hear he's also gotten real good at finger painting and playing peekaboo.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026
Nothing implies functional illiteracy like saying "I got back into the wizard slop for babies as an adult."
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 28/09/2026
"Rediscovered it as an adult." Did he get back into pop-up stories and colouring books too? Baby-brained fucking dipshit.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 27/09/2026
It's like a nesting doll of divorces.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 26/09/2026
About a guy whose every asinine action has been force-fed to us for over a decade. I'd rather be waterboarded.
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Derek @ricketyshack.ca · 26/09/2026
You have to supply your own condiments.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s not like I’m going to get to the end of a Doom game and wish I’d been more emotionally invested in the personal journey of my character The Doom Murderer
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