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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IT’S WOIMSDAY AGAIN
WOIMSDAY 
NANCY MEETS SLUGGO DOWNTOWN 

HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS 

NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY

SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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rhymedirective.bsky.social @rhymedirective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is maddening to be governed by people with no interest in serving the public
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Beavis and Butt-Head standing in front of a poster for THE BONE TEMPLE for 5 straight hours
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The nine most frightening words in the English language: “I’m a monster and I’m going to get you”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored.
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rhymedirective.bsky.social @rhymedirective.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
All online recipe comments: "Great recipe. I just omitted the pasta and broccoli, adding in chickpeas and diced red pepper, then finished it with a drizzle of olive oil. Oh, and I added 17 pounds of fresh ostrich meat"
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/09/2026
Who fucking cares. Fuck her. Also, no
NYT push notification (so glad they are doing long form reporting on these absolute horse’s ass people):

A MAHA Crusade
A mother chose alternative care for her son's cancer over the recommendations of his doctors. Was that her right?
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What we see again and again from the modern American elite is the insistence on receiving the prerogatives and deference due to their positions without any of the accompanying obligations.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026
"i don't watch vertical video" is the aging millennial answer to "i dont even own a tv" insofar as it's both probably insufferable to be around and much better for your brain
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026
4 for 25 and i thought i was going to have a clean 0/25 sweep until i got to the ones you fuckers never shut up about
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rhymedirective.bsky.social @rhymedirective.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A housewife gets pregnant.
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Tiffany Vazquez @filmiliarface.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Two cast members who starred in Home Alone 2 have died and yet the wrong one is still with us
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rhymedirective.bsky.social @rhymedirective.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The only thing I have to say about "Bluesky is dying" discourse is that this is the only social media platform I know of where people regularly post screenshots from Twitter to dunk on
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 18/08/2026
people who bash arthouse as homework movies watching 15 films to prep for the new avengers
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/08/2026
in fairness, i can see why N. Biggar might want a little leeway here specifically
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 13/08/2026
this is not their fault. this is the logic of capital underpinning all social relations.
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rhymedirective.bsky.social @rhymedirective.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I know I shouldn't be, but I am really losing my mind at the framing of Hong's loss. "A Stunning Loss in Wisconsin Shows the Limits of the Left"? Really? A socialist came within the margin of error of winning the nomination. This wouldn't have happened even 5 years ago!
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
if your government software looks like this, it will never break, never need replacement, and will work on every computer since we landed on the moon
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rhymedirective.bsky.social @rhymedirective.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Chronic wasting disease Infotainment Oat milk Stressed-out Ungentrified
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rhymedirective.bsky.social @rhymedirective.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Woman's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Woman's Shocked Reaction
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Jeff (Liberal Party - NJ) @yournjenthusiast.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“more muscular military options”
Judith Butler Apology Form
Date:
Reason for behavior:

The media convinced me that feminism was solved in the 1980s

I never actually read their work

I miss not thinking about gender

I didn't realize how much of society is built on gender

I was jealous of their nonbinary swag

Mercury was in retrograde

I will hereby respect Judith Butler
and I will NOT talk down on the best feminist thinker of our lifetimes
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 22/07/2026
[mouth directly on microphone] that's right tom
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/07/2026
the rise of the DSA is testing the Vote Blue No Matter Who credentials of a lot of people who thought those credentials would never be tested personally, I meant it time for them to prove the same
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Old School Cool @oldschoolcoolsub.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Two icons one car Betty White driving Carol Channing to dinner in 1993
Credit to the original poster Dave_vs_david who posted this on r/OldSchoolCool on July 20th, 2026 at 1:47 PM UTC.
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The problem in American politics today is not anything that the Democratic Party is doing or not doing, but that the GOP is now entirely a criminal, authoritarian and seditionist network that has ceased to care about winning elections. They're a problem that can only be fixed with prison sentences.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026
ok not remarkable to anyone with more networking experience than me but setting up my own NAS gets cooler and cooler by the day, i've recently got an audiobook library set up and today got a tv tuner working with plex so I can stream and record local tv anywhere. everyone should have one of these
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/03/2025
society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/07/2026
evelyn normielib is real and she is coming to a primary near you I cannot count the number of conversations I’ve had with normal offline liberals that would be TOS violations over here
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
what ceasefire no one has stopped shooting at each other since this shit started say what you want but the postmodernists won because nothing means anything anymore
Live Updates: Cease-Fire Unraveling as U.S. and Iran Trade Strikes Again

A fresh round of attacks by the U.S. on Sunday was the latest volley in a familiar pattern of back-and-forth strikes fueled by disputes over the Strait of Hormuz.
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Tersuki @tersuki.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Schiff voted to confirm Rubio as Secretary of State, stating that he is "unquestionably qualified." This is the foreign policy he endorsed.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 06/07/2026
One thing about a bartender: they can spot a Type
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
seems cruel to make the french go to philadelphia. “je voudrais un steak au fromage” okay buddy
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rhymedirective.bsky.social @rhymedirective.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Not today Pennywise
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/06/2026
you know, when someone says something like "these are the things that need to be done to avert disaster" and your response is "you think democrats will do that?!?" all you're telling me is that you think politics is a spectator sport
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We are ruled by the Council of Nine. They rule for life & are completely unaccountable. Their agent, the president, is empowered to enact their will but will be placed on a short leash when he displeases them. Congress can raise and appropriate funds the president can use or not to his liking.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
i have run out of things i can legally say about the supreme court
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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
🏞️
'Pauline at the Beach' (1983)
dir: Eric Rohmer 

woman sitting in a garden saying 

it should be very peaceful here.
it's wonderful that there's no phone.
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Jodi Pickens 🏳️‍🌈🖖✨ @jodipickens.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
One beautiful thing about Star Trek: It keeps imagining humanity becoming more compassionate instead of less. That optimism still matters to me.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is in fact exactly backwards. The math isn't quite the same because the European climate is generally more mild, but it is more energy intensive to use a heat pump to heat indoor air in the winter than it is to cool indoor air in the summer. And summer is when solar energy production peaks.
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Having sex is cool but asking people out is cringe. Being strong is cool but going to the gym is cringe. Everything that exists between desire and achievement is cringe, because it raises one‘s awareness of the gap between self-concept and reality
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c t @whatulysses.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
can't argue with this.
screenshot from a pop-up window received after downloading Microsoft Office. It features a yellow triangle with an exclamation point and the text, "'Microsoft Teams' is damaged and can't be opened. You should move it to the Trash."
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Ronald McDonald is such a good clown name. You wouldn't have thought of it. You would have given him something obvious like Bloopers McBurger, the name of a clown. They gave him the name of a man.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
the real political correctness is that you can’t go on the news and say that this is hick shit
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/06/2026
i really, truly, find this offensive
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Yes of course this is a way for capital to maintain control of labor, but the middle aged woman with peanut butter cups on her desk really does want to help you figure out your health insurance.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 05/06/2026
They’re packaging it like this so it looks like a shallow trend, but Gen Z has gone through two financial crises, a pandemic, rising fascism, active shooter drills since they were toddlers, and are now being told by the oligarchy they’re to be replaced by robots. Socialism is the logical conclusion.
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