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Rhydonimus Prime

@rhydon.bsky.social
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Andrea @twobigchickens.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Could someone call Alfred Hitchcock for me?
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Rhydonimus Prime @rhydon.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
The Girl with the Dragonfly Temporary Tattoo
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
almost stepped on this lil one yesterday, i’m glad it moved a bit so i avoided it but i did scoot it off into the bushes
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Rhydonimus Prime @rhydon.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
The Girl with the Dragonfly Temporary Tattoo
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Sir please be careful with that long-running tv show from the early 2000s, that ones load-bearing
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
this is my emotional support scimitar
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
the human mind was not meant to perceive more than 1-2 orbs per day
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Julia Prescott @juliaprescott.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
They need to make museums open 24/7. Buzzed off 2 hard seltzers at 10:30pm is when I’m *most* interested in old artifacts from the titanic
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Dearest Creature🎄 @midnightland.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Matter cannot be created or destroyed; it just becomes the tiny specks of dust that fall onto your phone the moment you put on a new screen protector
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Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
a little work in progress
A painting of a little boy lighting a hand rolled cigarette with his birthday candle. The flame of the candle is lighting up the lower half of his face. He’s looking down to make sure it’s being lit properly. He knows what’s up
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Novocaine for my lizard brain.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
who the hell put up all these signs about jesus’s orgasms? it’s none of my business that he’s coming
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Bat shit is crazy but bullshit is made up.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 15/08/2025
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/08/2025
*Foo Fighters voice* There goes my gyro
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yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy waiting for the microwave to beep.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
my dog would love you, he loves everyone
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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Want a glazed ham? me flirting
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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
do political robots dream of electric sheeple?
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
thanks for the sunglasses and opening a window i feel a lot cooler already
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 13/08/2025
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
AB B♭A
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
YOUR FOES WOULD SEE YOU SLEEPLESS: RESIST AND REST.
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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
i think therefore i am being followed
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/11/2024
RIP Zeus you would have loved furries
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Nikki Robb @nikkirobbauthor.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I don’t normally write poetry. But had something I needed to put into words. #poetry #author
A poem that reads: There’s something so simple about losing your light 

It’s not lost in battle, or in a fanfare 

It’s almost like breathing the way it recedes

One day you’ll simply wake up and notice that it’s gone 

That the dreams you had aren’t just dull, they’re broken 

That the plans you used to make for yourself are ancient history 

It’s almost like crying the way hope dies 

One tear at a time, one lost opportunity 

One “last try” 

Until the things you thought were coming one day 

Are no more real than fiction

And suddenly, it’s dark
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
2025 vibe: start smoking again
On the deck of a ferry, the wall says

         NO            SMOKING
SAFETY             FIRST

separated by something mounted on the outer wall
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 18/06/2025
40 years ago today, Sting released The Dream of the Blue Turtles, his first solo album after leaving The Police. A blend of jazz, rock, and reggae, it set the stage for his successful solo career and included hits like "If You Love Somebody Set Them Free."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
A truly liberating feeling the first time you hear a tremendously accomplished chef tell you to just buy a five dollar rotisserie chicken at Walmart and take the meat off to make that fucking thing. Best chef in the world will be like buy the five dollar thing and save yourself a half hour.
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 20/06/2025
what if we kissed under the air that’s unhealthy for sensitive groups
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Ever True + Farm Born Enigma @emmacatherine.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Writing an explanatory poem on the back of a plaque holding a taxidermied eastern gray squirrel you shot on your ancestral land? Well then you'd be the man known as The Killer Poet. Authored shot signed owned and mounted by TKP.
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Ever True + Farm Born Enigma @emmacatherine.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
We gotta pull the earth Out of the shadows Start with yourself Climb out of the gallows Meet the sun
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Ever True + Farm Born Enigma @emmacatherine.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I hope and pray they are.
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Sorry I’m late, but I’ve lost faith in humanity and no longer conform to the strictures of time
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Katja @katjapl.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
#EveningTrivia Everything is not always as it seems 🙃🙂 #ArtOfIllusion #Painting
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 23/03/2025
starting to think some of you may be losing your goddamned minds on the internet
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Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Lily on catnip!!
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Our “us against the world” mentality was cute—until we realized we were not the world’s problem.
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