Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sony losing Kojima is like Nintendo letting Miyamoto go. What are they even doing? 160
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Gonna try driving around town till I see a drive thru that’s full. Gonna get in line and when I finally get to the menu and they ask me what I’d like to order I’m just going to say Uuummmmmm… one second really loud. Preferably they’ll be a lot of people behind me. 070
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 06/02/2026These billionaires are really wasting their money on AI. Total waste of time. They need to figure how to make dogs live as long as people so I don’t have to cry my eyes out every 10-15 years. They can do this for cats too. 5394
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 05/02/2026The typos are sending me. I’m trying to deal with all the awful shit in these emails and I gotta translate this shit into English because these monsters can’t type! 050
Reposted by Jack SchittCaptain Murphy @sealab2021.org · 03/02/2026And so on and so on unto the quantum level at which point all notions of time and space and individuality have broken down into the cosmic oneness of energy in which everyone is guilty and innocent simultaneously. Sponsored by Kodak. 031
Reposted by Jack Schittkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 02/02/2026the potential for computing technology to make life more immediately convenient was exhausted with the innovation of "use phone to get burger" and everything past that is diminishing returns for increasing immiseration of the masses 211110
Reposted by Jack SchittSpoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 30/01/2026The best part of the Melania movie is when she looks at the camera and says “its Melaniaorfin time” and then her and Baron fight ninjas. 0131
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 29/01/2026So I am certain that one day the escalator is going to catch my shoelaces and rip my foot off. Or when I step into the elevator it will suddenly fail and I’ll be sliced in two. But I’m actually ok with this because I got other shit going on. Don’t have time for that shit. 272
Reposted by Jack Schitt🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Zoomer Lemmy Kilmister voice: If you like to gamble I'll tell you bout a game It's called balatro Come build a deck with me 3384
Reposted by Jack SchittAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/01/2026i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact 108101442906
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I finally have a phrase for it. I’m betting they’ll fire bovino. Back off of Minnesota. And then that’s it. Even if the Dems get back in power they won’t abolish ice. 060
Reposted by Jack Schittlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Trump should go under a napkin and eat bovino like an ortolan 1348
Reposted by Jack SchittONEBIGMONSTER @onebigmonster.bsky.social · 15/01/2026FORGOT I MADE THESE 90'S SHOW BLOSSOM LOOKING ASS DICE 0113
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Elon thinks he’s Noonien Soong but he’s actually the other guy. 1101
Reposted by Jack Schittalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025wow really helpful, thank you new york times 4459631614
Reposted by Jack SchittThe Dax Symbiont 🏴🏳️⚧️🌲🇵🇸 @thedaxsymbiont.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Hey! I know this 1! 2428
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 06/01/2026I remember reading somewhere that elephants and mice empty their bladders in exactly the same amount of time. Science has found it doesn’t seem to matter what size the mammal is. So there’s a fact my brain decided I should remember forever. 140
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Just thought I’d post what’s happened in my house recently. This is Pumpkin. I love her. 7511
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Twitter going down when I was having a good time with the Hitler being a huge farter post… 020
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 24/05/2025My wife has been buying so much yard from Joann’s before it closes and sticking it in the shed. Then she disappears in there “organizing” for hours. What she do in there? 1100
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Guys. Found a place that saves produce from the landfill. They delivered 25 pounds for $15. If you go and pick it up it’s 75 pounds for $15. Went through it. There was 1 bad tomato and and 10 bad mini peppers. The rest is perfect. 280
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Guys. I just got out of bed. Not sure if you all have been following the DM issues on the other site. But now DM’s work but tweets don’t. Just the funniest way for a site to go down. 030
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Looks like someone finally has been hurt by a gas station hot dog. 160
Reposted by Jack SchittStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Well, he wanted to go to Mars, so— 1202855475
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Elong thinking he’s this guy when in fact he’s the other guy. 150
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Just farted for so long both my dogs did that head till thing looking at my butt like How is he talking out his back end like that? I’m a sorcerer to them. A great magician! 080
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Got my son to play counter strike with me. Tried source. Apparently I have a cloud save from December of 2011. 190
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 15/03/2025The only thing coming out of a decades old can of salmon that would surprise me is an edible can of salmon 070
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Do you guys think this is the proper meat to veggie ratio for stew? 6190
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I’m an optimist in that I believe we’ll beat trump. Eventually. Fascists can control themselves. Eventually they make everyone their enemy. I’m a pessimist in that I know that after, the Libs will swoop in to take credit and we’ll have to fight them too. And people will be too exhausted to fight 260
Reposted by Jack Schittshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 01/02/2025my outsider perspective on US politics is that it seems like i spend 4 years getting told the democrats can't do the thing because they need just one more vote, and then the republicans get in and can do whatever they want because half of the democrats vote with them 19792391627
Reposted by Jack Schittborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Chuck Schumer rhymes with “cuck boomer” and that’s it, that’s the joke, we’re all gonna die 19684118
Reposted by Jack SchittJill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 14/03/2025you get me cloture to gop 24798115
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 14/03/2025So finally got an update. I can expect a text or phone from Apple about my account unlocked some around 9:58 am GMT. So that’s cool 120
Reposted by Jack Schittinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 12/03/2025magician: *pulls tiny rabbi out of a hat* me: that's a little unorthodox 21759182
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 13/03/2025My son just got his first cellphone. I also figured out how to get into my Bluesky account. It’s over for him. 180
Reposted by Jack Schittlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 13/03/2025if I was a Cupid I wouldn’t make anybody fall in love. Too busy flying around biting birds heads off 4405
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Trying to figure some things out. What’s the bot situation over here? I’m trying to clean up my follows. If someone has no posts is that a bot? What’s your criteria for not following back? 140
Reposted by Jack SchittGlen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 21/06/2024I heard it was wholly ghost written 77414
