mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026listification letting me know someone ive never interacted with has blocked me and my thick thighs and perky tits 350
mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 08/09/2026entering my quadragenarian era today, babes 160
mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Call my pussy Hasbro the way he’s gonna Bop-It 081
Reposted by mary tyler lessjonk @jonk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Them: you better not rile up the cat at the function! Me: of course, don’t worry Me (after one beer): 113319
mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 04/05/2026is it okay to promote myself on here if i’m $150 short on rent and don’t want to hear from my landlord about it? 1131
mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 15/03/2026popular opinion about apples that will put you in this position 151
Reposted by mary tyler lessThe Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Me [forgetting I went on a tour of Willy Wonka’s candy factory yesterday]: why does my shit look like that 191
mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 23/02/2026i have been gaining the trust of cats outside 0121
mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 17/02/2026my 6.5qt deep round oven in agave arrived yesterday 3110
mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 10/02/2026are you jamokes listening to shania today? 🤔 140
mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 28/01/2026time to pay rent to a boomer renting out properties for passive income 2141
mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 21/12/2025roommate: check this shit out *opens a bag of carrots and pulls out this* me: holy shit it’s a lady 5160
Reposted by mary tyler lessThe Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Stranger Things is overall pretty far-fetched, but believing Steve could use a chainsaw to cut a smooth-edged rectangle out of a floor plate without compromising the structural integrity of the floor or encountering any electrical or plumbing is preposterous 1276
mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 28/10/2025it’s tayne tuesdaymedia.tenor.coma man in a red shirt and black pants is kneeling down on his knees .ALT: a man in a red shirt and black pants is kneeling down on his knees . 140
Reposted by mary tyler lessEdward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Yeah I’m into fine dining 67712
mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 10/10/2025WELL IT FINALLY FUCJING HAPPENED TOILET SPIDER IT CRAWLED ON MY ASS AS I WAS SITTING ON THE TOIELT IM GONNA FICKING KMS MYSELF 4110
mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2025my credit score improved and i saved $4.10 at target 2271
mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 30/09/2025bringing my dope-ler radar to scan for dope things 1121
mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 15/08/2025almost stepped on this lil one yesterday, i’m glad it moved a bit so i avoided it but i did scoot it off into the bushes 061
mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 11/08/2025@pelicantowndyke.bsky.social beugs was fricking on my hand this morning 290
mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 05/08/2025my oldest was fascinated with a funereal duskywing butterfly in a parking lot yesterday 190
Reposted by mary tyler lessDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/07/2025All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around. 15294872619
mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 19/07/2025you guys are missing how funny i am on twitter 1170