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mary tyler less

@islandinmymind.bsky.social
595 followers 322 following 316 posts

virgo sun, infj moon, anxiety rising • west coast • adult or whatevs (occasionally nsfw — mdni 🔞) • don’t DM me • throne.com/islandinmymind

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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
listification letting me know someone ive never interacted with has blocked me and my thick thighs and perky tits
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sept 9 day after my bday sucked btw!!
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
entering my quadragenarian era today, babes
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Call my pussy Hasbro the way he’s gonna Bop-It
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
big ass false widow
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Them: you better not rile up the cat at the function! Me: of course, don’t worry Me (after one beer):
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I’m walking on some shine!
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
backshots while this stares at us
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride month to all the gays 💞
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
$470 short on rent lesgoooo
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
i went on a walk the other day
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
is it okay to promote myself on here if i’m $150 short on rent and don’t want to hear from my landlord about it?
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
they’re the same picture
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Just went #8
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
where tf did you all come from
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
popular opinion about apples that will put you in this position
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
fat tits. fatter pussy. papa john’s.
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Me [forgetting I went on a tour of Willy Wonka’s candy factory yesterday]: why does my shit look like that
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
ʙʟᴇᴘ!
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
i have been gaining the trust of cats outside
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
my 6.5qt deep round oven in agave arrived yesterday
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
oh swag
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
are you jamokes listening to shania today? 🤔
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
time to pay rent to a boomer renting out properties for passive income
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
choices were made
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
roommate: check this shit out *opens a bag of carrots and pulls out this* me: holy shit it’s a lady
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The Bare Handyman but now it’s a costume @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Stranger Things is overall pretty far-fetched, but believing Steve could use a chainsaw to cut a smooth-edged rectangle out of a floor plate without compromising the structural integrity of the floor or encountering any electrical or plumbing is preposterous
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
it’s tayne tuesday
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a man in a red shirt and black pants is kneeling down on his knees .
ALT: a man in a red shirt and black pants is kneeling down on his knees .
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
beug
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Yeah I’m into fine dining
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
WELL IT FINALLY FUCJING HAPPENED TOILET SPIDER IT CRAWLED ON MY ASS AS I WAS SITTING ON THE TOIELT IM GONNA FICKING KMS MYSELF
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
my credit score improved and i saved $4.10 at target
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
it’s always a mf named keith
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
bringing my dope-ler radar to scan for dope things
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
almost stepped on this lil one yesterday, i’m glad it moved a bit so i avoided it but i did scoot it off into the bushes
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
@pelicantowndyke.bsky.social beugs was fricking on my hand this morning
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
my oldest was fascinated with a funereal duskywing butterfly in a parking lot yesterday
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
you guys are missing how funny i am on twitter
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
i don’t even work here and i quit
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
and now, your moment of zen
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
goot morning to this bord
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mary tyler less @islandinmymind.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
happy tuesday jabronies
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