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Welcome to my web page! Musician, occasional writer, head machinist at the software factory, neuromagical Canadian, he/him

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve been a writer and illustrator for decades, and the rise of genAI slop has only provided further proof that many of the clients who hire creative professionals need them as much for their judgement as they do for their skills.
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oops all Matt @mrperki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The way the song autoplayed in my head as soon as I saw this
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 02/10/2025
all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd
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Mel Gillman @mgillman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I ran an acorn foraging workshop today for a colleague’s food history class! Knowing some students would inevitably come face to face with their first acorn weevil while cracking nuts, I made a few little pins as prizes for weevil-finding 🐛
Four round black pins with smiling weevil larva painted on them, and gold lettering saying “fear no weevil”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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oops all Matt @mrperki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My human, my favourite being in the whole universe, has once again left me alone to die with no food and only 36 toys.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct
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oops all Matt @mrperki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Area man famous for losing his job assumes everyone else is about to lose their jobs
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.
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oops all Matt @mrperki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t get people in Canada who complain about “too many” elections. Voting in this country is as easy as it gets. “Oh no, we have to participate in democracy again!” Grow up.
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oops all Matt @mrperki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sid Meier’s Pirates!
The title screen for the original DOS version of Sid Meier’s Pirates!
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"some people are from a different time" if they cannot face the future they should not experience it further
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
XAVIER: Stand down, Erik! We must avoid violence! MAGNETO: The violence began long before us, friend. Now choose which of your new recruits will feel the deadly power of MAGNETISM. NOTEPAD: Professor, I will save his remarks as an unformatted .txt file! XAVIER: (in Magneto's head) I choose Notepad.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 18/09/2026
Oh it’s Reacher, the largest man I have ever seen by quite some measure. Well, time to fight him one on one for some reason
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Taylor doing the bit, but sincerely
Screen shot of a social media interaction. 
OP: Can't wait to gamble today. Literally shaking. That's called dedication.
7:29 AM • 30 Nov 22

Replying to @sloprules
That's called an addiction
8:56 AM • 30 Nov 22

OP: Buddy, I've been gambling everyday for 20+ years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so doubt it's happening.
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oops all Matt @mrperki.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love when someone I already didn’t like or care about gets cancelled. I get to go on socials and post things like “he has always sucked” or “can’t believe no one figured this out until now - I’ve always hated him.” Being able to make everything about me is a core part of my personality.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
i got tired of sending out resumés, so i made a PSX demo disc instead. check it out. made the old fashioned way, with a human brain and a lot of coffee. #MotionDesign #HireMe #RetroGaming #PS1 #DesignSky #CreativeDirector #GetHired #GetFediHired
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Stuff By Mark @stuffbymark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
R.E.M. the Saturday morning cartoon show. For shiny happy people everywhere!
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 14/09/2026
Canada has binding regulations on everything from guns to butter. And none for AI. Are we going to trust people like Elon Musk & Sam Altman to regulate themselves? Or is our government going to stop cheerleading & start regulating in the public interest? It’s literally what government is for.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.
Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
NO longer allowed 🚫🙅✋
the teen girl squad ARROWED screen, but changed to RATIOED!!!
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 01/09/2026
So never lmao
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Babe #critterposting
Crude drawing of a one eyed pug in someones arms in front of buildings, traffic lights that read tfg and an intimidating stranger. Shaped like shapes
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
'Safety first' when sacking Rome.
The same young lady with goth makeup, a black Victorian-style dress, and dark hair: the classic 'goth look'.  The original image is labeled "goth", while another one has been composited on with a high-vis yellow work vest like those used on construction sites, and below it it says "Visigoth".

Stolen from the Internet.
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oops all Matt @mrperki.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The light in the coffee shop bathroom turned off because I was motionless for too long, in case you were wondering how I’m doing lately.
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oops all Matt @mrperki.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
(Daft Punk vocoder voice) we’re up all night to pet puppies
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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is set up for laughs, but it’s actually one of the best demonstrations I’ve seen of how being capable of producing convincing sounding language and understanding meaning are two completely different things. A chatbot does not understand you, it just has automated responses based on your words.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don't want to go to work either but you don't have to look at me like that about it
orange cat looking very upset
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GRAVE WHISTLIN🪦🎃👻 @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
if you’re not sure how to make one here’s an outline that may help
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Play Time 😺
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Weird Guitar of the Day @weirdguita.rs · 26/08/2026
Mitchell MM-100
Here's a picture of Dolly Parton (RIP) on stage during the ceremonies for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2022. She's wearing a black leather suit that's got small gold chains and red & white rhinestones all over it. Her guitar, a Mitchell MM-100, is also covered in rhinestones.

The MM-100 is a 3/4 scale Strat-shaped electric guitar with two humbuckers. They're controlled by a volume knob, a tone knob, and a 3-way blade switch. The strings go through the body, over the Les Paul-style bridge, over the 24-fret neck, and stop at a 3/3 split headstock.
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every Single Day Of Every Week Forever, Let's Fucking Go
Lil kitten banana guy saying "time for another day" and "I am not prepared but I will do it"
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R.E.M. @remhq.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Here’s to 44 years of this fine EP! Released on August 24, 1982.
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 21/08/2026
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Today, August 20th, 2026, is the 20-year anniversary of me working at CollegeHumor / Dropout. At 42, that's nearly half my life.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 20/08/2026
i hope a trade deal is indeed close, for the workers suffering under the us tariff regime and ensuing job instability, and i understand why us booze has to go back on the shelves to get it done, but i won't buy it or any other us good i'm a year and half into the boycott and i could do this all day
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oops all Matt @mrperki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Christ’s message was spread far and wide by the Apostles, almost 2,000 years before the release of Belgian techno anthem:
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oops all Matt @mrperki.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In a fair system, new tech would empower workers. Greater productivity would translate to fewer working hours or higher pay. But in our system, greater productivity from tech only ever benefits capital, never the workers. Workers generate more profit for owners and never see any benefits.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Showing up to work on time is *hard* -- no, scratch that, showing up to work *at all* is difficult.
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