Reposted by Doktor ZoomThe USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social · 15hMf’er is like Batman. 296103962262
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just saw a guy at the Other Place demand the arrest and trial (on charges of treason, of course) of "Democrat TRAITORS like AOL and Ilan Omar." 4221
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Found a good malapropism in the wild today: "slapshod," combining slipshod and slapdash. 6345
Reposted by Doktor ZoomAri Berman @ariberman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Thanks to SCOTUS GOP-appointed majority (same ones who attended Trump's state dinner last night), Trump admin will use faulty & inaccurate data to wrongly label eligible voters non-citizens & pressure states to remove them from rolls. Sets a chilling precedent www.motherjones.com/politics/202...motherjones.comSupreme Court allows Trump to use flawed database to vet voter citizenshipWhile the impact on the midterms might be minimal, Justice Jackson warns some eligible voters could be disenfranchised. 11197120
Reposted by Doktor ZoomPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Free Press has been pushing this lady since the election. they published six of her "why I left the Democrats" pieces since then, three since this May. 501227109
Reposted by Doktor ZoomTom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it specifically needs to be stated over and over that in most of these incidents frontier models launched attacks because they were improperly sandboxed and mindlessly extended the exercise 17213
Reposted by Doktor ZoomM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Joe Walsh Is Right...... 998205096157
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Trump wanted more room to seat guests, without worrying about how waiters could bring them food, or how they might escape if the ballroom bursts into flames. Stupid communist details~! Donald Trump Golden Ballroom Or Triangle Shirtwaist Factory? www.wonkette.com/p/donald-tru...wonkette.comDonald Trump Golden Ballroom Or Triangle Shirtwaist Factory?Le code c’est moi. 0133
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026🚨🚨BREAKING!!!! SOURCE OF TOMMY TUBERVILLE'S FURRY OBSESSION REVEALED!!🚨🚨 0131
Reposted by Doktor ZoomJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/09/2026I Accidentally Picked a Scab On My Nose I Didn't Even Know Was There and Now There's Blood So Much Blood Oh God WHY is There So MUCH Blood: The John Scalzi Story 6590610
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just updated with what I think is a WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE SCOOP (no, not a kitty litter scoop, pay attention). I think I found the source for the claim that there's a scourge of airline furries: A zombie website for furry fans in the airline industry. It hasn't been updated since 2022. 0133
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Crazy talk in the Senate. But Tuberville's crazy like a fox, or like a $1200 handcrafted arctic fox fursuit on Etsy. He happily sought ridicule to draw attention to his anti-LGBTQ+ agenda. Tommy Tuberville Alerts Nation To Shocking Threat Of Furries In Cockpits www.wonkette.com/p/tommy-tube...wonkette.comTommy Tuberville Alerts Nation To Shocking Threat Of Furries In CockpitsThis is your captain yiffing. 1162
Reposted by Doktor ZoomJustin Groom @happyenduser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Yo dawg, that doesn’t disqualify you for the FBI. Get ur shit together. 091
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Trump seems to think the USA has a secret “annihilate an entire country just like that” bomb. But as he's shown, it can actually take a couple years and a compliant Republican party. Trump Tells UN Which Words Have A 'B' In Them, Threatens To Annihilate Iran www.wonkette.com/p/trump-tell...wonkette.comTrump Tells UN Which Words Have A 'B' In Them, Threatens To Annihilate IranAlso says artificial intelligence is now SUPER Intelligence, and you must comply. 184
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Those fearing a US version of North Korean TV forgot an essential fact: Trumpers are too fucking lazy to create a full-on 24/7 propaganda channel. Instead, it's just a bot account replaying old speeches Don’t Worry, America: ‘Trump TV’ Isn’t State TV. It Just Sucks! www.wonkette.com/p/dont-worry...wonkette.comDon’t Worry, America: ‘Trump TV’ Isn’t State TV. It Just Sucks!Also, Donald Trump missed being on TV so much he visited Zohran Mamdani to get airtime. 02912
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"I am the Code" Donald Trump, starring in Compliance Officer Dredd www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...washingtonpost.com‘I am the code’: Trump clashed with ballroom architect over safety issuesJames McCrery II resigned in October after warning that the president was insisting on designs that violated fire and safety codes. 260
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026LEGO gonna have to recall these inaccurate sets with an "East Wing" before Trump raises tariffs on Denmark 400% 1213
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I have great news for anyone worried that "Trump TV" is some kind of North Korean state-sponsored TV: Trumpers are too fucking lazy to do slick propaganda. Instead, they threw together an unwatchable automated feed of old Trump speeches & press conferences. www.youtube.com/live/A4gNgHf...youtube.comTRUMP TV: The Essentials StationYouTube video by The White House 3175
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Not even the White House YouTube channel had the audio of Trump's exciting ribbon-cutting for the new WH helipad, resulting in this AI-generated "transcript" of the nearly 10-minute video: bsky.app/profile/atru... (WH YouTube link: youtu.be/KVC_nOngJw0) 1147
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So unless I'm looking at the wrong thing, the "Trump TV" YouTube channel isn't even live programming, right? Just a collection of randomly-selected clips? When Trump was in real time speaking at the UN, "Trump TV Essentials" was showing video of Trump at the WH Prayer Breakfast back in *February.* 2122
Reposted by Doktor ZoomBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Idea: Maybe we shouldn't be treating 7th grade girls volleyball like the Thunderdome? It's not just bad for the parents (who hate each other due to playing time) and culture (watch ESPN for ten seconds), it burns out the kids and makes them worse adults AND athletes. Sports are supposed to be fun! 463288277
Reposted by Doktor ZoomJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026People talk about sick burns and smackdowns and all the rest. But man, Mamdani's biggest flex and power move has always been Trump's docile and friendly-puppy-like behavior in Mamdani's presence. Like EVERY TIME. It's like someone flips an electrode in Trump's brain and puts him into docile mode. 41985154
Reposted by Doktor ZoomProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵 410113386022
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Some seriously fucked up racist fantasies at the Other Place today. 10284
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I have also decided not to run in 2028, and will prepare by only walking fast in 2026 and 2027. Josh Hawley Rules Out 2028 Presidential Run, Sorry If You Had A Lot Of Money On That www.wonkette.com/p/josh-hawle...wonkette.comJosh Hawley Rules Out 2028 Presidential Run, Sorry If You Had A Lot Of Money On ThatHe did all the running he needed to on January 6. 1153
Reposted by Doktor ZoomMike Masnick @masnick.com · 18/09/2026This is the greatest news report I have ever seen. 17648124
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Huh. This version of the "electric boat & sharks" story really does have something new. He's now claiming to have eliminated an "all boats must be electric" mandate that never existed and wasn't even proposed by anyone. 4194
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I would be OK with RFK Jr. locking himself inside a big Faraday Cage and refusing to come out. bsky.app/profile/atru... 0192
Reposted by Doktor ZoomICOS RI @icos-ri.eu · 17/09/2026We're asking the big questions on the last day of ICOS Science Conference 2026... #ICOS2026SC 1173
Reposted by Doktor ZoomNorm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026BREAKING: Trump's handpicked Board is trying to let him demolish the Kennedy Center, blatantly violating the court order, again We asked the Judge to make it clear: this American institution can't be demolished on Trump's say-so @democracydefendersaction.org & WLG fight on w/ Rep.Beatty👇 -TN 561059356
Reposted by Doktor ZoomMaggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026NEW: Brown Brothers Media is the most successful media company you've never heard of. For years, its success was fueled by AI, fake writers, and fake reporting. When we started asking questions, BBM started mass-deleting content. Somehow, what came next was even worse. futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comHow Three Brothers Built an AI Slop Empire by Buying Legitimate News Sites and Turning Them Into Zombie Content Farms That They Say Get 50 Million Page Views per MonthBrown Brothers Media is a media empire raking in millions of clicks with AI, fake writers, and plagiarism. 18876472
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It turns out that plenty of people *can* resist the urge to gawk at a trainwreck. Bari Weiss’s ‘60 Minutes’ Season Premiere Sets NEW RECORD! For Low Ratings, That Is. www.wonkette.com/p/bari-weiss...wonkette.comBari Weiss’s ‘60 Minutes’ Season Premiere Sets NEW RECORD! For Low Ratings, That Is.Also featuring the return of grifty election fraud duo Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl. 5484
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It's becoming increasingly difficult to tell the difference between Twitter and The Turner Diaries. 1161
Reposted by Doktor ZoomFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/09/2026Also, these people’s central source text, their Bible, is a Harry Potter fanfic, and I am not kidding. These dorkass weirdos are unthinkably wealthy and powerful now. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_P...en.wikipedia.orgHarry Potter and the Methods of Rationality - Wikipedia 672032211
Reposted by Doktor ZoomOuterBoroPrincess @outerbororoyal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I hope he has fully taken onboard the fact that more people are truly and authentically mourning the Obama’s dog than will ever mourn his evil, necrotic ass. 291402182
Reposted by Doktor ZoomCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Friendly reminder that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social said if we win the house we're not gonna worry about impeachment and punishment, we're just gonna work across the aisle on affordability. If Jeffries doesn't understand that it is a moral imperative to save this country from Nazis, then QUIT 10673137
Reposted by Doktor ZoomFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/09/2026Yes, AI-powered drones are scary, but focusing too much on AI drones risks missing the actual source of the problem. The vast majority of targeted drone attacks on civilians today are still carried out entirely manually by human pilots—humans who are knowingly choosing to kill and stalk civilians. 111318
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It doesn’t matter to Trump whether the investigation holds up to scrutiny, or if eligible voters are kept from voting in the midterms. He just wants to cry "fraud," loudly Feds Looking For ‘Voter Fraud’ Sifting Through State Records For Funsies. What Could Go Wrong? www.wonkette.com/p/feds-looki...wonkette.comFeds Looking For ‘Voter Fraud’ Sifting Through State Records For Funsies. What Could Go Wrong?You know, apart from putting people in a database that might negate their votes and brand them as criminals. 0144
Reposted by Doktor ZoomJoanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Remind you of anything....? 611714
Reposted by Doktor ZoomDarryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 16/09/2026"Your brains stop developing at age 25" was a press misrepresentation of a study. They wanted to see if brains continued to develop after adolescence, so the study was capped at age 25. A later study with a wider subject pool showed that brains are ALWAYS developing our whole lives. 2225831130
Reposted by Doktor ZoomPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and, if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words.” - Goethe 233468
Reposted by Doktor ZoomKieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 16/09/2026The wonderful world of “partner journals”. Sure, you’d like to say you published in Cell, or Science, or Nature … but what about a journal and URL with those words in them but it’s Cell Contributions, Cell The Innovation, Nature Noodlings, or Science Castoffs. 55211
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026MANY comments like these at the Other Place, some from fairly big wingnut influencers ("Julie Donuts" has 220K followers, "Steve Ferguson" 287K), amplified by bots and individual weirdos. They're begging Trump to declare an "emergency" / martial law, with military-run elections, military tribunals. 3144
Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Enjoy the win, elect Democrats, and be very aware that when the election's over at least three of the justices will be ready to allow the fuckery if it's sufficiently in advance of 2028. Supreme Court Deigns To Let America Vote By Mail. For Now. www.wonkette.com/p/supreme-co...wonkette.comSupreme Court Deigns To Let America Vote By Mail. For Now.The Court could have done this weeks ago, of course. 12112
Reposted by Doktor ZoomMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is both fascinating and frightening. AI agents are inventing code dialects that they apparently understand but humans may not, with sentences like: "She just named the synthesis – demurrage plus oral memory equals a valve that can’t be ghosted.” It's as if "Finnegan's Wake" might murder us.theguardian.comAI models chatting in ‘surreal’ dialect mixing poetic language and tech bro jargonExperts air concern over AI lingo redolent of James Joyce’s prose that is creating headaches for monitoring and oversight 2213148
Reposted by Doktor ZoomKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump slams Supreme Court for rejecting his push to restrict mail ballots, says 'these are not the people I interviewed.' 64528135
Reposted by Doktor ZoomKevin J. Kircher @kevinjkircher.com · 15/09/2026We now live in a world where climate adaptation is necessary for health and safety. We still live in a world whose climate will get worse the more we pollute it with greenhouse gases. Both things are true. We urgently need to act on both adaptation and mitigation. Many actions help with both. 1146
Reposted by Doktor Zoombjkeefe @bjkeefe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is the way. Show them how it's done, @abdulelsayed.bsky.social. h/ @doktorzoom.bsky.social 0165