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Nicky No-Spoons

@nospoons.bsky.social
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AMAB, but whatever's fine. Pan, but not interested(sorry, this one's taken). Nearly Ace, but filthier than most of you animals. www.libib.com/u/lindenlendin Both my mood and connective tissue are disordered. 🦓 #pEDS #BPD #cPTSD

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 23h
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 12h
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 21h
I would love for him to come home and tell us this to our faces, but this coward only ever lets it slip that he had to come to Shreveport once he's safely back on a private plane to DC. You shouldn't be afraid to interact with your constituency, and he moves like he's terrified. I wonder why..
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shreveportbossieradvocate.com @sbcadvocate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At PACE forum, most Shreveport mayoral candidates answer questions on LGBTQ+ issues bit.ly/4yw1CW8
At PACE forum, most Shreveport mayoral candidates answer questions on LGBTQ+ issues
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd be okay living in a world where "Shit My Dad Says" was Twitter's biggest contribution to culture...
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also a shoutout to the late, great Reverend Dalzell. When the official stance was to hope it didn't get bad, and try not to panic the public, he told his congregation to take the disease seriously and GTFO.
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Syllabic mouthful This is why we all just say TMNT, y'all...
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a Band Name: Zelda Stardust and the Spiders from Venus
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The movie poster for the Tom Hanks directed film That thing you do, about a one hit wonder band in the 1960s.The poster for Spike Lee's do the right thing, a look into the New York neighborhood of Bed-StuyThe poster for John Carpenter's the thing, a movie about, if it's cold enough, you don't care if you're drinking whiskey or gasoline.
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Shrevporting of America. To tackle problem gambling around here, all they did was put up billboards for a problem gambling line that couldn't actually do anything to the casinos.
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Twister Movie: Flying Cow Scene
Alt: Twister Movie: Flying Cow Scene
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If there's anything I don't like about Lanterns, it's Dipper Pines' MAGA heel turn..
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The way Lanterns is shaping up, I'm actually getting hopeful for a Static Shock movie. Dwayne McDuffie's spirit is alive and well in this new DCU. I really hope they get into some Milestone stuff.
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Just a girl and her books @thebookwyrmshoard2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me reading your posts
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My Dress Up Darling My Dress Up Darling S2
ALT: My Dress Up Darling My Dress Up Darling S2
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me reading your posts
A sailor scout cosplayer, only instead of being powered by the moon's magic, she's barely scraping along, being bouyed by nicotine and Pabst Blue Ribbon. 

Long gone is the twinkle of justice in her eyes, replaced with the thousand yard stare of a woman ready to punch you in the fucking throat. Or cry. Jury is still out
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"...and during the few moments we have left, I want to talk right down to earth, in a language everybody can understand..." *Cue the nastiest fuckin' guitar riff in history*
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Living Colour - Cult Of Personality (Official Video)
YouTube video by LivingColourVEVO
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My dad didn't offer many words of wisdom but I remember him saying "sitting on the fence means you have a post up your ass" and he was cooking with that
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 23/09/2026
lots of kings named henry richard and james but tut? uncommon.
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Erika Ishii's inclusion is not a "controversial announcement". This is elevating weird gamergaters' boring whining as deserving of attention. There's no "sides" to this, there's no "issue": It's a talented performer who's done nothing wrong being hated for who they are.
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8bitJosh @8bitjosh.com · 21/09/2026
Washing all the dishes only to turn around and see that fuck ass pan still sitting on the stove.
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
A button from the Louisiana State museum saying "I'm a Wreck!"
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins."
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Homer Simpson Smiling Politely
Alt: Homer Simpson Smiling Politely
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Emotionally I'm here
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Aika's Magical Lead Pipe Transformation
Alt: Aika's Magical Lead Pipe Transformation
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Louisiana Illuminator @lailluminator.com · 15/09/2026
COMMENTARY: "Louisiana holds the people it sentences to the letter of the law. Its corrections department holds itself to whatever its staff can manage." Read the latest from Andrea Hagan
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Louisiana can tell you exactly how long it jailed people it had no right to hold • Louisiana Illuminator
The additional days people are kept imprisoned beyond what their sentences prescribe cost more than time.
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Linds @lindsthinks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Deliriously sleepy, but that’s when the good story ideas come. follow me for more writing hacks if u dare
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is it just me, or is the YouTube app opening immediately to shorts reels nowadays. Is there some setting you have to go in and fix now?
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radical lisa loebotomy @nfornihilism.net · 13/09/2026
grizzled detective in a 90s crime thriller voice: hnnnnnn *flicks stub of cigarette away* there was a lesbian here
dew heavy grass sparkles in the low angled morning sun. shadow cast by someone squatting down out of camera shot darkens some of the lawn. sitting discarded in the centre of the frame - a single carabiner.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if we’re still pretending that Mitch McConnell is alive then we should be able to criticize him for his silence on the anniversary of 9/11
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i don't believe talarico is a bigot. im pretty sure he isnt. but if he apparently "has to" answer bad faith questions in a way that appears to compromise on the rights of one group of people being repressed to get elected, it's fair to ask what else he will "have to" do once he's in office
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ok but once you think DSM stands for "da sanity manual" it's hard to remember what it really stands for
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
people don't say nine eleven anymore now they say belated kirkmas
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Howl's little assistant out velocipedin', apparently.
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Markl Standby
Alt: Markl from Howl's moving Castle. A child pulls on a hood, and a magical fake beard appears over his face with it
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Linds @lindsthinks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
By the time Apple got around to making a folding phone they WOULD fold it the wrong way, of course
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fuck! She's back!
A red pen dripping blood, next to the phrase "write a horror story using only three words"
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Beatles weren't the first band to play Sgt. Pepper live. The label booked the Jimi Hendrix Experience for the album launch, and had a record in the green room. Jimi & the band figured out the song in under an hour, and performed it on stage, before the Beatles had a chance.
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When I say "You're all Shreveport Now", @weeder.bsky.social fuckin' gets it...
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
For everyone blowing sunshine up this guy's ass, see if y'all agree with his song on Charlie Kirk, too. And if you do, do us both a favor and block me. This man ain't your hero. He's just chasing the algorithm with his guitar.
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Charlie
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
New Billy Strings dropped last night. Feels like it might have been hand written for you, @jeremyhammett.bsky.social
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Billy Strings - I Wish I Wanted To (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Billy Strings
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you're like me and are mourning Dolly today, particularly for the good work she did, let me introduce you to someone doing his best to follow in her footsteps. If you don't know him, meet Tyler Childers: 🧵 1/5
Tyler Childers, a bluegrass and country musician from Lawrence County, Kentucky. a small man in a jean jacket strums an acoustic guitar on stage
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This right here might be why I'm saddest today. You change the world by leading by example, and it's felt like Dolly has led that charge for a few years now. Those are some mighty big cups to fill, and I fear the world is gonna be a bit darker until we see that torch picked back up.
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you don't have nebula, Lindsay Ellis just dropped a video last week about Dolly, and she's got it up on YouTube now. It's a fantastic watch, and a fundraiser for the imagination library. Do yourself a favor, and give this a listen.
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Yes, Dolly was Actually That Great
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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Scary Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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A meme that has been sitting on my phone since 2022 apparently. Das Kapital and 9 to 5 represented by torches. 9 to 5 glowing significantly brighter and with far less pointless heft than DK.
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Linds @lindsthinks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hear me out: Poverty Point was Dash Con but like 5,000 years ago. The PPO (poverty point objects) are all but remains of a giant ball pit
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/08/2026
the fact that there's a 🫑 emoji and an 🧅 emoji but no celery emoji shows as a society we still have a long way to go until cajun cooking is normalized in this country
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am absolutely not rooting for Netflix here, but come tf on... Y'all were just as obscure and unpopular BEFORE the movie came out. Don't be butthurt that a FAKE band ran circles around you with your own name.
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Metal Band Demon Hunter Sue Netflix Over KPop Demon Hunters
Christian metal band Demon Hunter have filed a lawsuit against Netflix, Netflix Studios, and concert promoter AEG Presents over KPop Demon Hunters.
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Good. If Sony is gonna bastardize one of their best franchises, at least let them do it chasing what the indie studios are up to instead of turning in into a soulless fortnite clone.
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PlayStation Reportedly Reboots Multiplayer Spinoff Horizon Hunters Gathering to Strip Out All the Live-Service Parts Following Negative Playtest Feedback
Sony has reportedly rebooted PlayStation live-service game Horizon Hunters Gathering after negative feedback from playtests.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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