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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 19h
shawl progress
a triangle of purple ombre yarn worked up into a shawl with delicate holes
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 06/10/2026
a night scene. there is a phone/power pole to one side and there are stars. light is streaking across from the bottom of the picture. there are also some evergreen trees
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 05/10/2026
?????
the moon in a crescent but you can see the dark parts
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 04/10/2026
wow! honored to have the first poste to reach 200 billion likes
an unedited screenshot of my pinned post which reads "presently snorting methamphetamine off mgk's boner in what is essentially a modern day winona ryder shoplifting situation". it has 6.9 thousand reposts, 690 quotes, 200 billion likes and 420 saves. this is, again, an unedited screenshot
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 02/10/2026
a spinning yarn holder. it is shaped like a cat and the tail is the part that holds the part where the yarn goes that spins. it has plastic eyes and a little 3 mouth. it also has a little circular indent where you can put your notions and i have two needles (one large and one smaller), a pair of scissors, a measuring tape, and a stitch marker in there. there is a cake of peach yarn on the spinning part (but it looks more pink)the part of the holder that the yarn goes on. it has a paw design on the part covered by the yarn
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 30/09/2026
largely because the spindle thing is offset from the base and thats weird to me. some reviews say it tips over but my theory is that those people are using it wrong
a listing picture for a cat-themed spinning yarn holder advertising how cute it is. the part that spins is offset from the base
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 29/09/2026
chekc this shit out
caron anniversary cake (yarn) in a teal-dominant multicolor colorwaythe label of the same yarn cake showing it is an entire kilogram of yarn
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 28/09/2026
look at this adorable lion i love him
a needle felting kit for an absolutely adorable little lion
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 28/09/2026
a probably ill or maybe dying grape leaf. it is largely brown with the central veins of the leaf remaining a beautiful green. it looks very cool
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 28/09/2026
lookit i found
miniatures for a game listed as just "cthulhu". they are made of lead and these ones are "cultists"
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 28/09/2026
part of the view from the hammock it is a very nice night
a trellis with string lights and greenery
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 28/09/2026
tonight
a mostly full moon. there is a telephone or power wire or something right above it i don't know what the wires are
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 28/09/2026
the other night
a moonlit cloud with the moon barely visible inside of it it looks very atmospheric like an evanescence cover or some shit
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 26/09/2026
went to a hotel one time where. this
the interior of a hotel room. there is a fucking pillar in front of the door from the little hall at the entrance
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 25/09/2026
oh is that why?
google news push notification for a BBC article saying "ed sheeran concerts cancelled because of bad weather"
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 25/09/2026
took this picture to illustrate how different two dye lots were then discovered these are entirely different colors-- but on purpose
two cakes of yarn one is a medium blue and the other is a lighter blue
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 21/09/2026
lap blanket finished. these are the colors adn i love them. its a perfect size
a crochet piece with a grape purple and lavender trim
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 18/09/2026
???? how am i meant to extrapolate a pattern from ONE data point
crochet pattern:

1. Ch 4, work 4 dc in 4th ch from hook (5 sts)

2. Ch 3, 2 dc in first st, dc in next st, (2 dc, ch 1, 2 dc) in next st, dc in next st, 3 dc in last st; turn (13 sts).

3. Begin working dc and ch pattern as specified in pattern above.

4. Work until 48 rows or desired width and complete border.
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 18/09/2026
a screenshot of someone quoting one of my posts saying that i wanted trump to win. he has done this for some unknowable reason
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 17/09/2026
this,, isnt written by a person right
bluesky bio reading:
I write brooding, emotionally charged contemporary romances set in glittering cities and sun-drenched coastal escapes, where midnight confessions change everything.... Dark Romance written for her.

with an amazon link
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 16/09/2026
progress pictures for the three blankets
a purple crochet piece in double crochet. the yarn is loops and threads petite purl in colorway purple. it looks softa striped crochet piece in double crochet. the stripes are vertical which means the piece is turned 90⁰. it is folded twice on itself meaning it is four layers tall. it is quite long. the stripes are gray, cream, lavender, green, a slightly darker gray, blue, and lavender again. the yarn is loops and threads skinny chenillea crochet piece in double crochet. the color is splotches of blue, pink, yellow, and white. it is fluffy and looks incredibly soft. the yarn is bernat baby blanket in colorway pitter patter
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 16/09/2026
this yarn doesnt frog at fucking all but i do really really love the colors
a cake of ombre yarn in purple, pink, and white. in the background is a strip of crochet that illustrates the color shifting. it is very pretty
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 15/09/2026
its been years and im still very sad that i fumbled this
a ups receipt where the worker wrote her name (and number, which i have crossed out). the i in her name is dotted with what is almost certainly a heart
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 13/09/2026
its 9" now
a striped crochet piece in double crochet stitch (US terms). five stripes so far: gray, cream, lavender, mint green, a slightly darker gray, and a pale blue
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 13/09/2026
mega-blanket progress. 8" unless i cant measure
a striped crochet piece in double crochet stitch. it has 5 stripes. from bottom to top: gray, white/cream, lavender, mint green, a slightly darker gray, and a single row of light blue
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 13/09/2026
my mom got me this!!! i had requested that if they got trinkets they get me one and she said "sorry i didnt get you a trinket" and then as i was saying "thats okay!!" she tossed this on my lap 🥰
an amigurumi kit for a tan highland cow. it is shaggy and cute and i am excited to make it
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 11/09/2026
i cant get my phone to take a picture thats true to color but this is mega-blanket so far. wasnt sure at first but i am loving the pale green next to the purple
a striped piece of crochet worked in double crochet (US). the colors from top to bottom are a medium gray (lighter in person), white/cream, lavender, and mint green
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 10/09/2026
the gray is a bit lighter irl but these are the colors for mega-blanket so far
a section of a striped crochet piece. the bottom stripe is gray, the middle white, and a single light purple row is above the white stripe
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 09/09/2026
a small hot pink crochet piece in moss stitch set on a dark purple background
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 09/09/2026
"you absolutely need an even number. or perhaps odd if you prefer"
google ai overview for a question about moss stitch:

To crochet the moss stitch, you need a foundation chain with an even number of stitches.

How to Calculate Your Chain
Chain any even number (multiple of 2) to reach your desired width.
Depending on your preferred starting row method, you may work your first single crochet into the 2nd, 3rd, or 4th chain from the hook (the extra chains act as your turning chain/first chain-1 space).
You can also use a multiple of 2 plus 1 if you prefer an odd number of total starting chains.
Always make a small test swatch first to check your yarn weight, hook size, and personal tension.
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 09/09/2026
thinking abuot,,,, him
a hand holding a crochet teddy bear that is not very well made. he is done in front loop only slip stitches and the wrong side of the piece is visible. his stitches are gappy and you can see the thread i used to sew him together. he is a light blue with a beige muzzle and inner ears. he has a cute little :3 embroidered smile. he looks like he loves you. his name is eeyore
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 09/09/2026
it keeps shedding layers without me pulling it at all. why. did i wind the cake too tight?
a cake of yarn on a yarn holder with loops of yarn underneath the cake that have unwound off the cake
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 09/09/2026
i didnt get as many pictures of him as i should have. i'll look for the one of my sister holding him as a kitten
a large black cat cuddling with a small siamese cata tabby and a large black and white cat having a tender moment
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 08/09/2026
blanket progress! about 8.25" tall. look how much neater these edges are than typical double crochet edges!!
a crochet piece in american double crochets. it is purple and the edge is nearly straight with maybe a couple of loops sticking out but nowhere near as much as a typical double crochet piecethe other edge of the same piece. it is also pretty much straight
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 08/09/2026
here it is when it was about 4 inches! i think it was 4 inches at least. the color is a little different in person, a little colder/bluer than this
part of a crocheted strip it is in double crochets and it is a lovely purple
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 05/09/2026
standard baby dimensions
google ai overview snippet reading "here is a quick visual guide explaining different crochet and craft blanket sizes, including standard baby dimensions"
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 04/09/2026
#bee
some small white flowers against green leaves. a bee is flying away from them
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 03/09/2026
incredible
spare tire cover on the back of a jeep. says "support the paws that enforce the laws" over a thin blue line flag. there is a pawprint where the foot pad is the punisher skull with a blue line down it
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 03/09/2026
finished the first panel thing!!! nearly 16 inches across (40cm)
a pentagonal shape in crochet it is pale green and has a kind of star on it
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 01/09/2026
my phone DESPERATELY wants me to poste this sticker
a sloth covered in junk food wrappers looking very pleased with itself
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 31/08/2026
its gonna be a star
adorable happy babies in star shaped onesies. the pattern is by ladybird crochet
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 31/08/2026
onesie progress
a mint green crochet pentagonal shape
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 31/08/2026
a spider running down a walla spider chilling in a web
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 31/08/2026
hey did anyone else get this error today
an error page. it says "not found" (i was trying to view my profile) and then "unexpected fetch handler error: fetch failed: java x dot net dot SSL dot SSL handshake exception: connection closed". i don't know exactly what this means
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 30/08/2026
from before she moved in. corner. idk
rem putting its hand into a corner where a fake brick wall meets a regular wall. there is a spider web, two actually
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 29/08/2026
jsut a little guy
part of a seed pod with two seeds still attached. the pod is shaped like a leaf and the seeds look kind of like big black eyes. they are at a silly angle
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 28/08/2026
AND i am vrey happy with how whooshy wavy my hair is tonight
rem with whooshy wavy blonde hair
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 28/08/2026
zoomed too far and captured the eternal Sphere who judges us aftre death
an extremely smooth sphere that is mostly red with a gleam at the top. it is on a black background (the sky)
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 28/08/2026
when i took this one earlier on my walk my phone suggested i may need to clean my lens
the moon behind some hazy clouds. it is a sickly october yellow and very bright. i adore it
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 28/08/2026
saw the eclipse. this picture is best viewed in a dark environment
a blood moon in near total eclipse in a field of light stars on black
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