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Xtina

@redlizziec.bsky.social
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Always in need of more cowbell. Serial hummus eater. Can't live without wine or horror movies. Michigander. Wife, mother, foodie, accomplice.

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 13h
Objectively funny that they whined this into a story.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10h
when someone drops "sportsball" into a conversation like this they are madder than they have ever been in their life
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 11h
Religious liberty will always be framed as religious people’s right to freely oppress and exclude others
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 9h
One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 13h
As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 10h
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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David Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 16h
This is nuts. @murray.senate.gov: “Tying funding for transit projects to marriage rates and how many babies a woman has is the sort of bizarre and dystopian idea you’d expect in a TV show, not actual policy put forth by the U.S. government — yet here we are."
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Trump administration unveils plan to tie high birth and marriage rates to transit funding
The federal government is seeking to revamp a national program that supports rail and bus rapid transit.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 04/10/2026
I can't get over the fact that he thinks daylight savings is bad because you have to climb up "high and dangerous steeples" to change the clocks. Like a fire engine full of cats has to go out and they climb the ladder like in a Richard Scarry drawing
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I appreciate the horror aesthetic photographers bring to documenting her ubiquity.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it’s been true for a while but here’s the latest proof that the republican party is nothing but a cult
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
imagine telling the pope “you’re not even an AI influencer” like that’s a sick burn
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ahem…
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now he’s gone too far www.tpr.org/government-p...
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Trump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurants
The 17% tariff on Mexican tomato imports, combined with bad weather in Florida and Mexico, has caused the price of salsa ingredients to spike in recent months.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
His entire business model hinges on hoovering up public money and then turning around to use some of that money to promote white supremacy which somehow brings in more public money.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine being this guy
Still from the first minute or two of the original Star Wars with C3P0 and R2 but also another protocol droid we literally never see again
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's where I've been for a while. We can't even reach questions about the death penalty itself because we fail essential predicates such as "fair and consistent criminal justice system" and "reliable death penalty verdicts that leave no reasonable doubt" and, as shown tonight, "humane execution."
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Caroline Baxter @convergingriskslab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I spend a lot of time thinking about the importance of signaling in geopolitical and strategic stability. The "faith of Jerusalem" phrase is stuck in my teeth. 🧵
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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, Athens, Rome, Jerusalem. All famously lasted forever without any societal collapses.
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don’t turn my mailman into a cop, that sucks
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geri katz @gerikatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Might as well light the Constitution on fire at this point.
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Carolyn Fiddler @cfidd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bruh, you literally JUST SAID "no fatties" and "no weirdos"
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i think this is a fealty test trump daring republicans to show disloyalty
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The CEO of General Mills should receive the title “General Mills.” It should be like becoming the Dalai Lama. Everyone who works there should have a military rank.
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Kathrin @puzzledpeaces.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm always struck by the absolute fucking JOYLESSNESS of it all. They don't want to browse and explore and spend time actively pursuing a hobby they might enjoy. Instead, they want to click 5 times and then go "Behold my stuff" to an empty room because they have no actual friends.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it is very cool to have the livelihood of every creative person on earth obliterated by people who don’t understand what art is for
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Weird the AI didn’t catch that
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign
a sign that reads DO NOT OUT NOODLES IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 28/09/2026
pretty sure "lands" is the wrong word here for at least two reasons
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 29/09/2026
bold and wildly inexplicable photo choice here
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Oh my God Taskmaster has hit Hulu. I repeat all seasons of Taskmaster are on Hulu. If you've never watched Taskmaster go start watching it literally right now
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who says they “don’t make enough money”? Compared to what? You don’t need to grant the far right authoritarian party’s premise. You can write that they’re using arbitrary numbers based on no standards that should not be taken seriously, & you can just say that plainly instead of stenographizing
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 29/09/2026
A key component of the Cambridge Analytica outrage was your friends subjecting you to data theft without your consent or knowledge. Facebook is running the same playbook on your text messages. Even if you’re not on Meta properties, they’re ingesting your interactions.
Aten installed Muse on both his iPhone and a Mac mini that he uses to test out various Al agents and tech. It took Meta a single day to begin "helpfully" pitching article ideas based on texts he'd sent to a podcast co-host.
When he asked Muse how it got the information, it said that it read banners from incoming texts. But that's not true, either.
After doing a little digging, Aten says Muse synced 187,000 lines from his Messages database, despite Full Disk Access being Off.Unless Aten is the most popular person on the face of the planet, I sincerely doubt he'd gotten 187,000 lines of text in roughly 24 hours. What happened is that, without permission, Muse went into the app and downloaded the information.
He had not given Muse permission to access Messages, and full disk access was not enabled. It just went ahead and uploaded those texts anyway.
Muse can take "unexpected actions" indeed.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Super cool. Here’s a class traitor dispatch: when you start to make more money you start to pay more taxes. The size of the checks you send to the govt have big numbers on them. It’s unsettling. You need a strategy & that strategy is SUCK IT UP MOTHERFUCKER.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please help a queer unhoused person prep their shelter for winter. Its easy to be desensitized to their situation but they are one of us and deserve dignity and security (and a real house)
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StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is my shopping list please help me prep for winter in NY. I need to be able to survive this.
Brown tarp 10x12 $35
Bungee cord $20
Sleeping bag $40
Portable power station $150
Pop up tent $100
Sleeping bag $40

Please gods send me money to survive New York winter. Being homeless is fucking expensive.PayPal: @lexshepard
Venmo: @Lex_Shepard
Cash App: $LexxShepard
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
whenever I fuck up and do some stupid shit at work I'm going to start saying I "went rogue"
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was so nice for that little time where he had no microphone.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope that young woman bankrupts Cornell University.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026
They shouldn't have wasted the name Skye Rizzy on some drug that does whatever it does. That was meant to be the name of a teen celebrity who's famous for reasons I understand as little as I understand that drug
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
I think it is very important that Big Balls, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of young goons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not
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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Moderator, Kristen Soltis Anderson
What is the top issue you think Americans are facing right now?


Nick, 36, independent, White, fluffer
Where are all the Kmarts? Americans are struggling right now, they have no good places to shop. They're shoving Whole Foods down our throat. No one wants to pay that much for a green pepper. I'll vote for anyone who brings back Kmart. Cereal cost $2!
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