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@redjess.bsky.social
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I'm on Twitter at detachment_red. cats commie carbs etc illustrator, brain injury patient, recovering alcoholic

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
edited tweet by normal_now

Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Law school and the professor is writing like "laws = real" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The same guys that are like “I need my AR 15 in case the government becomes tyrannical” are like “these places where we send people to die are not concentration camps, but I also don’t want one in my neighborhood”
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No Joyman @nojoyman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Said goodbye to Oleg this morning, he was a Very Good Cat beautifully captured in ink by @redjess.bsky.social almost ten years ago now
Fat cat yelling in a window Magnificent fluffy cat asleep
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I want to see this shit every day until the GOP no longer exists
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Former Pingu Child Actor (BANISHED) @cursedpingu.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
r/analytics
• IOh
We just found out our AI has been making up
analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna
throw up.
Support
So we've been using an Al agent since November to
answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed
amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations,
everyone loved it.
I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this
entire time.
Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on
data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a
deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing
plausible sounding percentages.
I only caught it by accident when someone asked me
to double check something. I started digging, and
holy shit, it's bad.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time
A baseball called labeled first intimacy under a category called greatest moments
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My new jersey town has a tiny anti ice protest today and its all white grandparents looking angry and resolute and god bless all of em
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The boys will be aiming high tonight
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James Downie @jamescdownie.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
A moment of silence, please, for the "young men are all MAGA now" narrative. (Source: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...)
Spanberger v. Earle-Sears exit poll

Men 18-29: Spanberger 56%; Earle-Sears 42%
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/10/2025
my #1 issue for 2026, ahead of everything else including guaranteeing my own rights and safety, is bringing back the stockades for That Fuckin Guy specifically
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
i don't know if there's anyone left in DoJ with any instinct to preserve their ability to practice in the future, but at some point you just have to say 'i have not been able to convince my client to comply with your order'
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Long story short, an actual Nazi doxxing ring. Enough people reported them that they went away for like 12 hours and then Elon personally brought them back. The site is dead. If you’re still on there, go lock your account right now
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/10/2025
everyone needs to internalize that this is just how all republicans are and when nancy pelosi said "the country needs a strong republican party" she meant that more people like this should be powerful. they are all like this! they all think just like this and like trump and they love it and it's fun
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/10/2025
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
It’s essentially an emergency that you see One Battle After Another in the cinema immediately. Sean Penn will win an Oscar & it has the best car chase in many years. And those aren’t in the top 3 best things about the film. Jesus shitting Christ.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
tl;dr
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Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Peninsule by František Kupka, 1930 #artbots #guggenheim botfrens.com/collections/212/conten…
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York
Gift, Andrew Powie Fuller and Geraldine Spreckels Fuller Collection, 1999

© 2016 Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York / ADAGP, Paris
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
TRUE DETECTIVE: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS variety.com/2025/tv/news...
variety.com
Nicolas Cage in Talks to Star in ‘True Detective’ Season 5
Nicolas Cage is nearing a deal to star in "True Detective" Season 5 at HBO, Variety has learned from sources.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
i swear this is a true story: when i was a freshman at u michigan some friends of mine and i went to a rush party for some dumbass frat to feign interest and steal steaks and beer. a guy who asked my name said "that's a fuckin weird name!" then leaned in and said "BUT I LIKE IT" his name was "skip"
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Yes, I’m still posting on Hitler’s website. I have way more followers over there.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
“Mamdani’s box-ticking gambit backfired” why are these losers still talking about a school he didn’t go to
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redjess.bsky.social @redjess.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
"the low end of the median" they really got nothing
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/07/2025
i'd never do this. the rush of feeling like a kingmaker when i boost a lowbie's funny tweet is the only good thing about having followers
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
This was 6 days ago
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Anyway
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
A complicating factor here is every state administering Medicaid under a unique name. "I'm not on Medicaid, I'm on Medi-Cal / BadgerCare Plus / STAR / etc!" Many people about to discover that they are, in fact, on Medicaid.
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redjess.bsky.social @redjess.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
breaking: anti-trans guy also cozy with eugenics guy
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redjess.bsky.social @redjess.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Girl who might be Ok!
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redjess.bsky.social @redjess.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
fried green tomato blt biscuit sandwich from this morning's farmer's market
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Look at my law professor, dawg, I am going to turn back the clock on civil rights.
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redjess.bsky.social @redjess.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
when I was partially paralyzed after my brain injury, my right hand was stuck sort of like a claw. there was this hospitalist who would come in and say "I want you to practice giving your doctor the finger." i regained a useful skill and I think about him all the time
hand giving the finger to a cybertruck
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/05/2025
Disgusting Restaurant Celebrates 30 Years As Small Town’s Only Option theonion.com/disgust...
Disgusting Restaurant Celebrates 30 Years As Small Town’s Only Option
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redjess.bsky.social @redjess.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
met some cool guys today
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Just got cut off by a Waymo. I hit the brakes like an idiot. Could’ve made millions
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redjess.bsky.social @redjess.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
does anyone need any vestments while I'm here?
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redjess.bsky.social @redjess.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
going to Rome next week and they better not start the conclave without me!
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Homer saying "I sleep in a big bed with my pillows."
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
gonna be honest y’all — my heart just sank hard
latintimes.com
RFK Jr. to End 'Godsend' Narcan Program That Helped Reduce Overdose Deaths Despite His Past Heroin Addiction
Despite overcoming heroin addiction himself, RFK Jr. is backing plans to cut a critical Narcan program that helped reduce overdose deaths.
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redjess.bsky.social @redjess.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
help, I can't move my arm
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redjess.bsky.social @redjess.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
please appreciate this photo of my torta
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Well, this is horrifying.
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redjess.bsky.social @redjess.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Brave Tippy got 2 teeth out today 😢
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Interrupting Criminalization @interruptcrim.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
📚 Criminalizing Librarians: Threats and Realities Learn about the history of assaults on librarians, threats today, and examples of library workers pushing back as we continue the long haul of protecting our libraries and those who work in them: www.interruptingcriminalization.com/resources-al...
The cover of a resource, featuring "Criminalizing Librarians: Threats and Realities" in black text on a pale grey background and a black-and-white line drawing of three people holding signs that together read "The People & the Library." In the bottom left corner is the logo for Interrupting Criminalization.
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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
there's a local kebab place whose website claims to have a PDF of the menu, but when you open the PDF it's just a single photo of a kebab and chips
PDF of kebab and chips
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Ilan Goldenberg @ilangoldenberg.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
American Jews overwhelmingly (56%-31%) disapprove of Trump’s approach to countering antisemitism. They don’t want Democratic and academic institutions and freedoms that for so long have protected Jews, being attacked under the pretext of defending them. www.jta.org/2025/04/24/p...
jta.org
72% of American Jews disapprove of Donald Trump's performance so far, poll finds - Jewish Telegraphic Agency
The survey also said most American Jews dislike how Trump is handling antisemitism in the United States.
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WIRED @wired.com · 24/04/2025
A new study forecasts more than 850,000 measles cases over the next 25 years if US vaccination rates stay the same. Millions of infections are possible if rates drop. www.wired.com/story/scient...
wired.com
Scientists Find Measles Likely To Become Endemic in the US Over Next 20 Years
A new study forecasts more than 850,000 measles cases over the next 25 years if US vaccination rates stay the same. Millions of infections are possible if rates drop.
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