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🇵🇸 | he/him | 日本語が下手でごめんね | guess my age | trans rights are human rights | 2050 skill total | 'too successful for meds' | innistrad cube anyone?

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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Phone: Your storage is full. Me: (looks at 11,235 identical pictures of my cat) No, I need all of these.
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Coraline Jortay 喬海霖 @qiaoj.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Got a new google scholar notification, so I go check and find this very cool poem by Wang Jibing 王计兵, the recent Lu Xun prize winner, prefacing a PhD thesis on women migrant workers and the gig economy PhD students in all disciplines: more poems in theses please, we love to see them! ✨💫
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yuji @qaper.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
EDHREC Crossword 07/08/2026 Words: 62 My Time: 5:30 edhrec.com/games/crossw... @edhrec.com you might wanna reread 24 across
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Crossword - EDHREC Games
A weekly Magic: The Gathering-themed crossword puzzle by EDHREC.
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🖤 envy 🖤 @envy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
me, a sorceror, doing my daily commute teleport spell incantations that i have learned from delving into my natural sorcerous gifts: 🧙 random fucking wizard whose years of study have made them insanely preachy about magic:
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Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
TIMELY. SERENDIPITOUS. puptheband.substack.com/p/the-dream-...
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THE DREAM IS OVER TURNS 10
vinyl reissue + lotsa stories + pics from making the record
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Dark Horse Workers United @darkhorseunion.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
ANNOUNCEMENT: The workers of Dark Horse Comics @darkhorse.com are forming a union. Please read our mission statement below. 👇 #DHWU
Photo of the Dark Horse Workers United statement. 

For ALT TEXT readers, the statement is too long to fit into ALT TEXT. Please find the full statement on the DHWU website, linked in our bios
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maro254.bsky.social @maro254.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Every birthday since I was 9 years old, I have had Alaskan King crab legs. Today, was my 50th anniversary of that tradition.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 26/05/2026
Uber’s COO has said that it’s getting “harder to justify” its AI costs because there was no way to show a link between AI spend and any meaningful increase in useful features. This is the first time I’ve seen a company say this directly. www.businessinsider.com/uber-coo-and...
"That link is not there yet, right?" he said. think maybe implicitly there is more that is getting shipped, but it's very hard to draw a line between one of those stats and, 'Okay, now we're actually producing 25% more useful consumer features."
He said that the trade-off costs from Al are harder to justify because he can't draw a direct link. Earlier this month, CEO Dara Khosrowshahi said in an earnings call that Uber was slowing hiring to counter its investments in AI.The comment led to what he described as a
"head-exploding moment," sparking discussions about AI token consumption within the company and the trade-offs it creates, such as on head count.
He said that, based on talks with Uber's senior engineering leaders, he realized higher token usage did not translate into a proportional increase in useful consumer features.
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 26/05/2026
DOOMscrolling, PFAH! You would prefer I RICHARDS scrolled? Like that loser, RICHARDS? Who is a loser, who loses. Far better to scroll unto DOOM, who is smarter, and cooler, and much, much, better at boggle than that fool RICHARDS.
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Bex Sander @bexsander.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
“The surveillance/spyware gender gap is a serious issue and if we’re not careful, women may get left behind”
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A picture of the pokemon spheal looking sad but most of the image is hidden with bite marks on the edges of the image so only a small amount of the image is visible. Most of the text is hidden where the image looks like it has been eaten. The only visible text is impact font text that says "I ATE IT"
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Don’t really care if you use DoorDash or not but you should have Catholic Guilt about it
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/03/2024
every dead senator gets a thoughtful obituary lauding their “courage” and then if you look it up the courage was filibustering the Give Medicine to Cancer Kids act
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A man instructs his young child "get in your giant robot mother." The man shakes his fist at the giant robot mother and says "now fight the real enemy!!!" The robot mother fights a kaiju labelled 'your feelings.' A man watching this says "this is the greatest TV show I've ever seen."
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Zane @handcrushe.dev · 19/05/2026
i made a short gardening puzzle game where you need to help an eccentric farmer remember the rules of the game play it now in your browser: soulware.itch.io/puzzlingardens (it should work on mobile devices as well!) #godotwildjam
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puzzlin' gardens! by soulware, XenoZane
a rule-discovery gardening game
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
congratulations, graduates. i'm honored to speak at your commencement. this is a proud moment for you, your family, and your friends. the future is in your hands. and the most important task of the future is to feed the Gaping Maw (students start booing, one student yells "fuck the gaping maw")
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Kathleen Bachynski @bachynski.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“Dr. Antaki, a biomedical engineer, had been building an artificial heart for babies and young children, a pump the size of a AA battery, and he was getting close. But with his research grants stopped, Dr. Antaki slowly drained his lab’s rainy day funds, and he was forced to lay off all his staff.”
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How a Funding Pause Derailed an Artificial Heart for Babies
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 18/05/2026
Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/
Comic. [Person 1 sitting at desk typing on laptop while Person 2 with shoulder-length hair stands behind.] PERSON 1: Aw man, speedrun.com removed my world record just because I listened to lateralus and ænima to get in the flow. PERSON 2: Oh, a copyright thing? PERSON 1: No, they don’t allow tool-assisted speedruns.
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Class is in session 🧑‍🏫 Sponsored by Wizards, the studious folks at Manasplaining invited myself, @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social, UrzaWasHere, & Safiyya Ingar to prove the depth of our Magic knowledge! Which team will get an A+ & who'll flunk out? Watch to find out! youtu.be/PU19Y9KZ8h4?...
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THE STRIXHAVEN GAME SHOW!
YouTube video by Manasplaining
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
PaRappa the Tripsitter (repost)
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Steven Asarch @asarch.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I spent six months working on this story, which is a lot of time to think about Skibidi Toilet.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Goop is $0.00 on bucket
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 30/03/2026
haha
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 30/03/2026
tricking other men into mating with me so i can steal their precious bodily heat and use it as my own en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garter_...
Wikipedia excerpt: Garter snakes have complex pheromonal communication systems. They can find other snakes by following their pheromone-scented trails. Male and female skin pheromones are so different as to be immediately distinguishable. However, male garter snakes sometimes produce both male and female pheromones. During the mating season, this ability fools other males into attempting to mate with them. This causes the transfer of heat to them in kleptothermy, which is an advantage immediately after hibernation, allowing them to become more active.
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tappytoeclaws.bsky.social @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I never think I'm better than anyone trying to break into the MtG creator and maker space - I love seeing new people come up with new and cool ways to interact with our game. Except this fuckin guy. I'm way better than this fuckin guy. And so are you if you've never tried to do anything, even once.
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flips_bad🐀 @badflips.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
game theory and fnaf have lowkey poisoned the media analysis skills of people my age. it shouldn't be a huge deal if you can predict how a story is going to develop over time based on context clues and themes. if you can do that it means the writer did a good job
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Never been to a march this big before. It started at 1pm & it took over an hour for the back blocs to begin moving. Unions, activists, parties, families, artists - all coming together to show fascism is the minority position. What a lovely day.
A mass of people facing away from the camera. Palestine flags are waved with a banner saying "Free Palestine: exist resist return. From the river to the sea" stand in the middle. The sky is blue & beautiful
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing
photo showing the rescuers saving the dog, next to the statue commemorating themcloseup on the base of the statue, showing a dog and a man in a ball cap the top of the statue, where the person at the top of the slope has his hand outstretched so the viewer can "help" pull him up
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 29/03/2026
at a wedding last night and the groom, who i havent seen for 6 years, says to me "MAN ive seen incels going AT YOU on the internet, and its GREAT MAN, FUCK EM, complaining about gay sex in kingdom come 2, man i have TRIED TO FUCK A GUY, i have put in 200 HOURS and cant find how, WHERE IS IT"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
i just realized that the 2026 mlb season is being played in the year 2026. that's gotta be rigged right? because if that's a coincidence holy shit
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Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 28/03/2026
I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 26/03/2026
One last time, Discord is not a suitable replacement for forums: aftermath.site/discord-forums...
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 26/03/2026
you see me wearing this shit you should chop my head clean off like a samurai
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 26/03/2026
uh oh
letterboxd notification "Kevin liked your review of We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)"
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Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
movie about all the world's nations working together to stave off an environmental apocalypse succeeds by completely avoiding politics
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Tarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I have no interest in this man’s problems
Royal Match ad where some sort of King is trying to hold rocks from falling on him and you need to solve some matching puzzle to prevent it happening.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
At chili’s
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo kid is sitting at the table in a casual restaurant with his family, who seem chipper and normal. He is staring intensely at another table. Panel 2: an emo girl is also sitting at a different table with her family, and staring back. Panel 3: their thought bubble connects to a shared dream where they are two badass wolf people madly in love, riding a motorcycle at night.
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James Longhurst @jameslonghurst.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Seven-word death punch
A screenshot of a TikTok comment says “never seen a cybertruck at the library”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
i often see people misuse the term "orwellian nightmare" to describe a dystopian scenario. that's not what an orwellian nightmare is. an orwellian nightmare is when you have to do the dishes two nights in a row even though it's your brother's turn because he got invited to some stupid birthday party
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Alex Jaffe ➡️ NYCC @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
the sort of thing tim rogers says
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 22/03/2026
every time a studio writes a statement like this, they're either lying or they think you're a huge idiot. sometimes both.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22/03/2026
every single one of these sentences is so beautiful i'm about to cry
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight
Blader
@LocalBtnMasher
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I dont understand why Breath of the Wild has a score of 97, while Crimson Desert, a game with a bigger world and more mechanics, has
78?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time
think about my father being called
"boy", my uncle being called "boy", my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called "boy". So I questioned myself: "What does a black man have to do before he's given respect as a man?" So when I was 18 years old,
when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T, so the first word out of everybody's mouth is "Mr."
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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LoadingReadyRun @loadingreadyrun.com · 19/03/2026
We'll have more info in the coming months as to who will be there and what we'll be doing, but LoadingReadyRun will be heading back to Amsterdam for MagicCon this July!
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 18/03/2026
edited Heathcliff cartoon.

Heathcliff the cat pauses on his way through what looks like a metal detector leading into the den of the Nutmeg home. 

At the top of the detector, beneath a flashing red beacon light, the words "Him Detector" are written.

From the den, Granny Nutmeg explains to her visiting friend, "It's him."
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