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Mafyoo

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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
its fun to stay at the
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Evan @evansmithhist.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
He’s talking about Irankunda’s opening goal. 😉
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
You will not believe where this goes, starts like a YouTuber Nathan For You helping a family get stolen Legos back hilariously fighting against corporate evil then explodes into a full blown season of Reacher exposing collusion between corrupt local cops & thug businessmen in cults & it’s all real.
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I tracked down the thief who stole the world's largest LEGO collection
YouTube video by Reckless Ben
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
He’s offended because The Odyssey is about something near and dear to him: being an absent father while chasing vanity for 20 years
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Tim Baxter @timinclimate.naruresearch.com.au · 13/05/2026
Is there a version of nominative determinism but where your entire appearance and demeanour makes clear that there is a better than even chance that the next words out of your mouth will be "actually it's *ephebophilia*"?
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 13/05/2026
buttballs
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moon man @satorisampler.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/04/2026
yeah I mean I love Mara Jade very much but it’s kind of hard to bring her into the continuity when Luke’s story is “became an angry monk” and not “married the coolest person alive after she tried to kill him several times” we’ll always have the old Zahn books at least
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 19/03/2026
The searches seem to be coming from areas with lots of politicians and journalists. chaser.com.au/world/thesau...
Thesaurus searches for ‘Invasion’ spike as media begins reporting on Lebanon
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Andy Fleming @slackbastard.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
7/ In this footage, a protester viciously & repeatedly attacks a police officer's fist with his head & liver while forcibly restrained on the ground.
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 09/02/2026
Jon Kudelka, much-loved Australian political cartoonist, dies aged 53
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Jon Kudelka, much-loved Australian political cartoonist, dies aged 53
Award-winning Tasmanian artist’s work was published by The Australian, The Saturday Paper and The Hobart Mercury Jon Kudelka, the Australian political cartoonist, has died at the age of 53. His wife Margaret Kudelka announced the news in a statement on Tuesday: “We are sad to tell you that our beloved, brilliant Jon Kudelka died peacefully in South Hobart on Sunday afternoon, surrounded by his family and friends.” Continue reading...
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims
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This is beyond silly. Neither I, nor anybody on my team, ever met, communicated with or invited Jeffrey Epstein to anything. https://x.com/girlslasttourr/girlslasttourrr/status/2018093016548778327
Justice.gov Epstein Files official Harry Potter and the Cursed Child play invite to Jeffrey EpsteinPeggy Siegal Company: "Hi just liet us know where you like to send the tickets.
Rhys Kimmitt "the tickets are on their way to Peggy's office. Please deal with Lila to arrange pickup"
CC Jeffrey Epstein "Rhys please deal with Jeffrey Epstein's assistant [redacted] She will send a messenger to pick up his two dinner tickets. Thanks so much! xoxo Peggy"To Jeffrey Epstein Ryhs Kimmitt Marisa Frank and Lila Walker from Peggy 
"To whom this may concern Rhys...what was not clear?"
"I was very explicit with my staff and you about TWO tickets for the DINNER for Jeffrey Epstein. What genius filled the ticket order? Why wasn't his name on the DINNER list at the door? What genius thought my friend would not have a plus one when we ordered TWO tickets. What robot at the door would not let him in? This has ruined what was a perfect everning for all of us. I am incredibly emarabassed by the rigid behavior of some child minded door guard. Jeffrey is a captain of international finance and a close personal friend of mine. I know this was not done on purpose but it still is terribly upsetting. Please find out who did this and send an apology note. Thank you so much. Peggy. Jeffrey...of all nights, I left my two phones home, I was actually looking for you all night, I was with Soon-Yi and she thought you were having dinner with her husband. I am so very sorry. What a screw up.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
ok not to be a philosophy asshole but what does Mr. Jones think preparation is?
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Nick Feik @nickfeik.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I’ve only got Delta Goodrem and Guy Sebastian left on my calling for a royal commission bingo card. Feeling pretty confident.
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Tim Baxter @timinclimate.naruresearch.com.au · 24/12/2025
This is it. I found the dumbest fucking thing you will read today. Apparently free public transport for people under 18 will cause "an issue" because when those people turn 18, they will have been "conditioned" not to pay. By that logic, toddlers should pay rent and board.
Paul Strickland, La Trobe University senior lecturer in sport, tourism, hospitality and events, said the fare incentives would help the hospitality industry and the environment.

But he warned such decisions were also conditioning children not to pay for public transport.

"If you're a seven-year-old and you're taking public transport, you're doing that for free for [over a decade] and then all of a sudden you have to pay, there's going to be an issue,"  Dr Strickland said.

"I don't know any model around the world where public transport is absolutely free."
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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Katherine 🏳️‍⚧️ @quadraticink.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Never mind if it's possible. Even if it were, is that something we want? Having no shared culture? Imagine having read a book, or watched a film, or played a game and having nobody you can talk about it who have read, watched, or played the same thing. That seems awful in every way.
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
he’s just a big fan of numerology
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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Dara O Briain @daraobriain.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Watched Bladerunner again last night. Would have been so much better if they had gone with the original idea, that instead of origami unicorns, Edward James Olmos’ character had made balloon animals. “It’s too bad she won’t live; but then again SQUEEEK-SQUEEEK-SQUEEEEEEK-SQUEEEEK Who does?”
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Roblox wanting to add sports betting for kids actually kind of explains how they got an exemption from the social media ban
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WISHLIST SKRUB SQUAD @devonwiersma.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I'll just leave these here
An article labelled "Ubisoft's Vision for Blockchain"An article labelled "The NFT gamr ubisoft quietly released last year has now quietly been abandoned"An article labelled "UPLAY+ becomes Ubisoft+, introduces beta with stadia and amazon luna"Article that reads "Ubisoft, cyberpunk, and destiny 2 awaut next steps with stadia shutdown". Subtitle reads "nothing definite but were working to bring games to another platform, says ubi"
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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Mike Caulfield @mikecaulfield.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I've been saying for a while that when a real conspiracy emerges the Conspiracy Theory Complex will be some of the least interested people in it, because the point of the Conspiracy Theory Complex is not to discover conspiracy but to create rationales to justify untenable beliefs.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
An AI generated version of Purple Guy’s dead mother is speaking to him on his phone. She says “Look, darling. With AI we can be together forever”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy looking very upset. He asks “Do you love me, mum?”

Panel 3:
The disgusting AI fake mum replies “I do. Almost as much…”

Panel 4:
AI mum turns into an advert for online gambling. She yells: “…As I love getting 10 free spins when I sign up to pocket casino.com”
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
a “Space Force”, if you will
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Great job to the Australian for making a sinister looking abc logo image for a story that has nothing to do with the abc
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Ben Eltham @beneltham.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Days since an Australian university admitted to wage theft: 0
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 11/11/2025
Hi, Jean. My friend is a Nigerian prince who needs to urgently retrieve $1,000,000 from an abandoned trust from his father. If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
What has she ever done? Has she ever made the Hyperloop? You did. Has she ever invented self-driving cars? You did that. Has she ever taken humanity to Mars? That is an accomplishment you have pulled off, that she never will.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/10/2025
Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”
METRO
EXCLUSIVE
Andrew Cuomo says he 'will move to Florida' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC
mayor
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Barnaby Joyce being disloyal? doesn't sound like the families man we all know
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Possum @pollytics.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
On the other hand, it's been a long time since someone from The Australian turned up and found themselves the smartest person in the room
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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
yeah me too mate, that's why we're both at the local library
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
It’s so embarrassing for us as a species that our next major economic crash is gonna be because of the ‘gamer company selling chips to billionaires so they can make ai girlfriends to jack off to’ bubble bursting
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
From the folks who brought you “stop virtue signaling”…
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Steak 'n Shake • @SteaknShake
X.com
The flag installations have begun at Steak n Shake.
Every Steak n Shake is getting the tallest and biggest American flag that local governments will allow!
Steak n Shake proudly supports American values and traditions.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I need to know who put the money up for all this media placement of a non story this week
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
he asked for the Girlfriend Experience so I had a panic attack and made him drive me to the ER and wait with me for 6 hours for them to tell me I'm fine
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 22/09/2025
sky news australia having a normal one www.theguardian.com/media/2025/s...
Sky News Australia
Sky News Australia admits editorial failure after guest insults Islam while wearing bacon-covered shirt
Host Freya Leach sat silently while Ryan Williams called Muslims terrorists and explained he ‘wore’ bacon to protect himself from alleged threats of beheading

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Amanda Meade Media correspondent
Mon 22 Sep 2025 03.33 EDT
Sky News Australia has admitted a failure of editorial process allowed a guest to deliver a highly offensive diatribe against Islam while wearing a shirt festooned with raw bacon rashers.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Smart move leaving out twitter where not a single nazi goes to hangout
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Sean Wright 🇦🇺🏳️‍⚧️♿ @sbwrightpoet.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I hear Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
the Weinstein guy is truly incredible. at least the guys who get driven insane by chatGPT and think they've invented a new type of physics were driven insane by chatGPT. this guy deluded himself into believing he invented a new type of physics without any type of robot gassing him up
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Jack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
What would Orwell think about a huge face on a gigantic screen telling a crowd of people they should wage war on foreigners and dissidents? No way of knowing, I guess.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 14/09/2025
Locked box with a scribbled note inside: 1. anita sarkisanisn 2. ex wife 3. karl (guy at gym) (eat shit karl) 4. trans (all) 5. hilary clinton 5. guy in apartment above (suspect jew?) 5. rest of jews 5. femininsm
Mike Cernovich tweet: I’ve activated a dead man switch. If I’m killed, names of people responsible will be released. I suggest every prominent conservative conduct a similar review of their lives and ensure justice prevails.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Same day, back to back
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Andi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I take no pleasure in this, but
Free Press piece titled “Je Suis Charlie”

“Charlie Kirk was murdered while practicing the very act that gave birth to this nation—and the only thing that will ensure its survival.”

By The Editors
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