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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

highly recommend following your lawyer on social media, you can think 'look at my lawyer dawg' every time they have the same crash outs that everyone else on social media have

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Genuinely some of the best economic analysis in this country is coming from Luke McGregor’s Instagram reels

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The existence of AI Slop, implies the existence of AI Slip and AI Slap

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

just wrote a parody piece for the chaser annual and it might be my favourite thing ive ever written, i wrote from an angle that makes me want to punch myself in the face, it's perfect

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

'not all men' seem to be outraged by the amount of sexual and gendered violence perpetrated by men

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the only time murdoch press would ever give mamdani credit is when they are using it to attack a woman of colour

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Cornell's response to rape allegations:

Bart Simpson writing on a chalk board but the text has been photoshopped to say "Rape is bad." repeatedly.

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

since they're called the Dockers, they should replace Wharfie Time with Docking Time. i think it would get their blood rushing.

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

aussie media really trying to do 'wow cancel culture got him, this is so sad' about an influencer losing followers because he said, "I don't do consent" as if that isnt a justifiable reason to not want to hear his takes anymore

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I always bring an iced coffee to a job interview, I just make sure to bring two straws so we can share the drink. It shows the interviewer that I take initiative and it gives us a chance to drink it while looking deep into each other's eyes, developing a real connection and maybe finding true love.

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

next door neighbour has multiple cum trees and I’m beginning to understand how one can be driven to become an arsonist

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

one of my favourite tv moments was when Piers Morgan, in the first week of an international show murdoch launched for him, told a Succession cast member that his kids mock him by saying he would be friends with the characters and pretend that he is part of it all

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I swear to god if the wharfie time jynxed it for them

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was worried for the commentators since there is no Victorian team for them to barrack for, but it’s clear they just chose to cheer for Brisbane instead

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The idea that Kylie had to be in the same room as Ins*pired Un*mployed is a depressing moment for our nation, she deserves better

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the commentators saying the rain stopped for half an hour and then started again, but not acknowledging that it’s because of the power of Kylie 😔

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Any neutral going for Brisbane has something deeply wrong with their souls

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 26/09/2026

A performance footy commentators will talk about for years, Kylie carried the team on her back. chaser.com.au/sport/kylie-...

Kylie wins Men's Grand Final - The Chaser

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

AFL prediction: Sharon will appear during the Kylie performance

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Preparing for the commentators to keep going ‘whoever wins this game wins it all’ for the next few hours as if we don’t know how a grand final works

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mamamia fans saying Mia Freedman sucks now

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I wish my of my friends paid attention to streaming cause a guy with an army sponsor saying he doesn’t want people to make his streams political is very funny and I have no one to talk about it with

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

guys lachie neale gets to have one free punch of a coworker cause he is a terrific guy and role model, for more on that lets ask his wife what she thinks about him

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My mum called me to tell me that she purchased a hi tech door, I suspect this means I will spend the rest of my life doing over the phone tech support for her gizmo door thanks to whoever up sold her on a fucking door

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

mormons when there is no one to jump on the bed:

Bryan Johnson posting a photo of him fully clothed planking on top of his fully clothed girlfriend. Caption: I frequently lay on top of Kate with all of my bodyweight. The deep pressure calms her nervous system, quiets racing thoughts, and releases oxytocin which lowers cortisol. We call it GLP-Bryan.

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 24/09/2026

The moment the robot started interacting with myGov systems, it understood the human feeling almost too well. chaser.com.au/general-news...

ChatGPT understands wanting sweet relief of death after interacting with myGov - The Chaser

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

nice to see prime minister is putting his foot down and making it clear that if you hack the Australian government, he will say it is ‘concerning’ then roll over and continue with his plans to change the law so you can steal from Aussie artists

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

oh well in that case we should just have regular massacres then

ABC News: firearms businesses say they are struggling under Minns government’s post-Bondi gun laws

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Every time albo posts a pic of him and trump it looks like a photo taken at a celeb meet and greet

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

mamdani stands up to trump but is charming and a decent person so trump is in love with him meanwhile albo drops to his knees to suck trump's dick every chance he gets and trump needs to keep being reminded what his name is

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the red pill pipeline for women is saying the most conservative shit possible but framing it like: "girlypop, why should you have to do the work of voting? wouldnt it be more feminist if women embraced their girlboss era and made their man do all the voting instead?"

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

afl media are so stupid sometimes, like no, it is not too harsh of a punishment to stand someone down for one week for walking up and punching a coworker, be fucking for real

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

just realised karl ruining his chance to return to 60 minutes means we will never get moments like this again

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the deliberation on lachie neale is taking so long because the tribunal have decided to read out the votes from each umpire one by one, with recaps and ad breaks every few votes

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The argument on TikTok about whether you should be allowed to bring an iced coffee to a job interview is the exact sort of popcorn discourse I needed 🙏

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

the brownlows really could be way, way, way shorter

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

bluesky will never fully replace the feel of aussie twitter until we start having the quarterly 'married man turns out to be a creep to women in women's dms' cycle

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

it feels weird to scroll the news seeing the headlines about deaths being expected to outnumber births in a few decades next to the stories where the media is demanding that we need even less migrant workers coming in than we have now and their families shouldn't be allowed to come move with them

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

hitman 3 is the perfect game and it makes me sad that my computer struggles to run it now

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

saw an interview where a front bencher was asked if labor is going ahead with plans to change copyright laws to allow ai to steal from creators and the response was 'albo is passionate about the arts' we're so cooked chat

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

no matter how the rest of the w season goes, hawthorn will go down as the people's champion

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This game is in a weird position where I don’t think it looks good but also every bit of ‘criticism’ I’ve seen online has just been the most bad faith ragebait bullshit

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sky news still anger posting about grace tame doing 4 episodes of a podcast talking about autism months ago

Japanese soldier who kept fighting 29 years after World War II

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i google searched looking for a photoshop tutorial and before getting to the tutorial google gave me an ai generated result telling me to just use ai instead. i hate it here.

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