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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

my all time favourite friendly insult has gotta be Dizzy Bitch - it’s truly perfect! “oh you’re such a dizzy bitch!” come on! thrilling! tag a dizzy bitch in your life

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don’t know anything really about the plot, content or vibe of the show Entourage, but I gotta say? I think it’s pretty fun to have a friend called Turtle

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this boiled egg is so far from “cheeky” this boiled egg is a savage and ruthless villain he is a wicked wicked egg

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

AI could never write an email as cowering and apologetic as I can

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

today at work a woman handed me a £15 battery-operated bullet vibrator and earnestly asked what the difference was between that and the £90 Lelo vibrator she had been looking at earlier and I ran out of customer service mode entirely in that moment and just stood there and said, “it’s not as good”

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

a huge part of working retail for me is just working myself up to listen to the censored versions of some of the worst music ever made for eight consecutive hours - it’s like being aurally waterboarded by the radio for minimum wage

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

*pausing to curtsy during my run* m’dog

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

during the London heatwaves this summer, we left our windows open one night and a fox came inside and did a shit in the shape of a Matisse

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

the computer is sending people into actual delusional psychosis and yet my file name still cannot include any of the following characters: / / : * " < > | ???? you've become too powerful in the wrong direction, computer! think of the accurate labelling we could do together!

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“trust your instincts” you mean the ones convinced that “having toenails” is a grievous condition I must cure myself of?

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I think the worst part about being in pain every day of my life since I was 14 (apart from The Agony) is how often other people are somehow mad at ME about it

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

just walked past a huge crowd of people gathered in a circle and filming on their phones and because I’m at a fringe festival I assumed it was some kind of street performer, but it turned out to be a man being pinned face down on the road by upwards of six Scottish policemen

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 10/08/2026

We sent @sarahbpolar.bsky.social to see @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social's show 'Getting Dragged Backwards Through a Hedge' at the Edinburgh Fringe, and she had a marvellous time!

a photo of Grace Jarvis mid-show at the Edinburgh Fringe

Grace Jarvis is very very funny. She's also Australian/Kiwi and is really down with Scout Law, but mostly she is very funny.

From one of the most visceral descriptions of anxiety I've ever heard, to fairy penguins via a Greek Orthodox lockdown, there are so many great moments in this show. I'm not generally one to guffaw outside the privacy of my own home, but I definitely did at a good few points.

This is a beautifully vulnerable, darkly reassuring and genuinely relatable hour of stand up from a comedian who is fast becoming one of my favourites at the Fringe.

It's a great show to see by yourself, and there's no crowd work. The venue is on the north side of George Square right by the entrance, the area can be pretty overwhelming so prepare appropriately!

See the show at the Wee Coo, George Square at 5.50pm, until the 30th August (not 17th), buy tickets from www.edfringe.com

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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 09/08/2026

Very funny to see 'where is Australia's Zohran Mamdani' discussions that don't mention the fundamental fact it is obscenely harder for a brown skinned person to make it to an equivalent leadership position in Australia

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

our salads come wearing a three-piece suit

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

unfortunately, to me, watching people do weird shit in a basement at a fringe festival is the meaning of life

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I was staying with @casscasspaige.bsky.social when I recorded this and at one point she thought I was getting genuinely upset and reached over to comfort me and then realised and went, “oh ACTING”

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

just realised I feel Very Young (I’m a child lost in the woods with none of the right words or skills to get myself out) because I am Very Young (there’s a long, sun scorched road ahead of me and I can choose to keep walking every moment I’m alive)

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

your middle school friend who just turned 13 and suddenly needs to make you feel bad for still doing all the stuff you’ve been doing together for years:

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

all these AI company freaks are genuinely just pushing themselves onto us more and more and more because they think eventually we’ll give up and let them fuck us - we are being culturally raped by these rich, evil Thunderbirds puppets come to life to imperil a college campus and then the world

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

it’s cool that like six of the richest guys in the world are allowed to hold every other persons, like, pensions and superannuation hostage over a technology that no one asked for or wanted and is literally removing them from the employment that made it possible to contribute to that superannuation

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

a glory hole but for stroking peoples hair in a calming manner

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 08/07/2026

The first ad for It’s a Superpower?? is now live! This is the first ever sitcom made by & for autistic people - please share far & wide. Search for It’s a Superpower?? on your favourite podcast platform to make sure you’re subscribed & to hear the full-length ad! 📷 @frasergeesin.bsky.social

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I was saving my last chocolate bilby from Easter because I miss Australian chocolate so much when I’m in the UK and the London heat has THWARTED my treat

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

got my period wearing spanx at a wedding reception while Robyn’s Dancing On My Own was playing - some incredibly, industrial-strength womanhood for a Friday night

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

just caught myself restocking the poppers at work and feeling sad because BERLIN XXX HARDCORE can’t stop flying off the shelves and I hardly ever have to restock PIG FILTH SLEAZE - poor little guys must feel so neglected

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I have discovered a tiny puritan living inside my head - I am woman with a man inside watching a woman, but that man is wearing a stupid capotain hat - I have to choose to viciously slaughter him every day, but every day he grows back like the liver of Prometheus

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

the phrase “there are no stupid questions” may have done colossal and irreparable damage to society, which is a shame because the sentiment is kind

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

still accidentally getting on the bus going in the wrong direction at my age, still choosing to believe it’s because the universe needs me to look at some stuff over this way

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

watching the Australia vs. USA game and the number of American fans in the stadium wearing Uncle Sam hats as a genuine display of patriotic support feels incredibly unnerving

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Adobe’s AI assistant keeps trying to get me to let it summarise my cross stitch pattern BITCH IT IS A SERIES OF SYMBOLS IN SQUARES

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

"a spoiled French Bulldog lives here" yeah I would hope so! you bought a dog genetically destined to suffer its whole life - the least you could do is give it attention and treats

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

thinking about the time my phone got stolen while I was on a call with my boyfriend so he got to experience what it was like to Be Kidnapped, while being somewhere else entirely and completely fine

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

My train just came past a construction site and I saw a man tugging as hard he could on a cable attached to a digger. It looked like the digger was a very large and stubborn pet dog whose owner was trying desperately to move him on from sniffing a pylon.

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

you know how they age wine and cheese by putting them in barrels in cellars and such? I’m gonna do the same thing with a bunch of clothes by putting them in a tub under my bed until they’re vintage

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I have so much faith in humanity’s enormous capacity for kindness and community spirit and that faith dwindles slightly every time the person sitting in front of me on a plane reclines their seat

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

what I imagine my salt shaker is thinking as it watches me scramble an egg: “damn my guy is getting beaten while he is cooked, didn’t stand a chance”

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

cause of death: grass pollen and hips hurt

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I've made an Etsy shop, because I keep having ideas for patches and finding no one has made them yet www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I’ve got crumbs in my bed serving much like a shakti mat

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

since childhood I have always been delighted and bewitched by the way a middle aged straight woman can so charmingly refer to her “girlfriends”

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

just rewatched the original Star Wars trilogy and I am once again viscerally upset by the death of Jim Henson

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

baby foxes scampering and gambolling along the rooftops out behind my flat no photo

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