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Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

This shit is exhausting. I probably will go uninsured this year lol

Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

I need an Italian friend who says “hey let him fuckin’ finish!” when I get interrupted during one of my many pauses trying to tell a long story while stoned

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Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 03/11/2025

Overwhelmed? Burnt out? Facing mental health challenges? You should add a gratitude practice to the pile

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/11/2025

1. Campaign on big issues that are directly relevant to your voters 2. Don't get distracted from point one 3. Present as a decent human with manageable baggage 4. Don't be old as fuck. Go forth and do likewise

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/11/2025

It's great that the president goes on 60 Minutes and his cottage cheese brain that was frozen in 1986 short circuits for several minutes straight in front of a million viewers and nothing happens

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Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Permabanned from Reddit for telling some doofy ass trumper to “suck start a power washer”

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Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Who pulls the strings on the power hierarchy that determines which streaming services get a physical button on the Roku remote? The balance of power is constantly shifting… where there once was a Hulu button, Disney+ remains.

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 09/08/2025

did the blair witch ever finish her project

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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.

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Matt 'Wib' Ward @wib.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

I think some people have trouble seeing fascism as anything other than 1940s Germany. But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

We Interviewed Trump Voters And Made Them Defend Pedophilia To See If Any Would Blow Their Brains Out Right There

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Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

“Bitch and whine but fall in line” is the perfect descriptor of Republican reps I have heard so far. Frankly, that goes for establishment Dems as well

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Jan 19, 2025: President Trump suck my big red NUTS challenge 🖕 Jul 2, 2025: In agreement with the President's counsel, I will pay $150,000,000,000,000 to the Trump Foundation x Hooters Topless Golf Invitational in Ocala, FL and I will have my red nuts castrated on One America News Network live.

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Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

“This leftist echo chamber is why BlueSky can’t build a viable userbase” The Vice President of the United States made an account on here because he got upset about there not being as many libs to trigger on the Nazi website as there used to be.

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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

This man just beat Andrew Cuomo and the entire political establishment:

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Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

starting a podcast called “Shit That Fucks”

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Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Ol’ fella goes by the name a’ “Quiche”

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Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

This weed pen tastes like balloons. Like balloon fluid

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Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I was almost an imagineer… until The Incident

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Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

5 16oz beers and 3 dab pen hits in: “Shit dawg I’m kinda ripped”

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Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

looking up “Little Bunny Foo Foo” to make sure it’s not racist

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Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Games that you play with a roku remote on a streaming service you pay 19.95 a month for are probably more than definitely the future of gaming. Investors should start pouring billions of dollars of funds into this and also they should find a way to add AI and a shitload of ads to it

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Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

i am but a clown wearing human skin

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Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

who up pondering the pathetic hubris of humankind

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Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Neo, what if I told you… MUSIC MAKE YOU LOSE CONTROL

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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/04/2025

i never understand how people take orders that are pure evil and rationalize it. how do these people live with themselves. if i forget to say goodbye to a friend at a function before leaving i feel like a monster and these people simply shrug off crimes against humanity lol

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 09/04/2025

to be fair to those guessing, the answer is something police officers usually react *the opposite* way to

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Jameel Jaffer @jameeljaffer.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

I happen to know that some powerful media orgs were unhappy that AP filed suit; they thought the conflict with the White House would blow over on its own and that AP risked making bad law. The AP's leadership deserves a lot of credit for having proceeded as it did. apnews.com/article/trum...

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AP wins reinstatement to White House events after judge rules government can’t bar its journalists

A federal judge has ordered the White House to restore The Associated Press’ full access to cover presidential events.

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Tech Policy Press @techpolicypress.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Dean Jackson writes that the country’s democratic crisis can no longer be treated as acute, with relief hiding one or two elections away; it is plainly chronic.

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The United States Needs a Democratic Vision for Its Post-Democracy Era | TechPolicy.Press

Democracy in the US requires more than analysis; it requires faith, writes Dean Jackson.

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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

okay yeah the us is just straight up committing economic suicide in 4 hours. jesus

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Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Find someone who looks at you the way BUG looks at VISUAL STIMULI

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Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t drown him in it because horses can swim for some reason

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Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

the rumors about me having hundreds if not thousands of gigabytes of ballbusting vids on my PC are completely unfounded and frankly absurd. I’m not sure what kind of sick freak enjoys having his balls stomped on but he must be the luckiest- uhh I mean yuckiest man alive

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

“Weird billionaires are ruining your life and I’m going to put them all in jail” would pull 400 electoral votes

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 04/04/2025

It would be cool if we could honestly talk about alternative political systems honestly without people being like “it is inherently evil because it’s different” on a high horse acting like public opinion has any measurable impact on policy here and as if that isn’t also produced partially by media

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/04/2025

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

idk stands for i'm donkey kong

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Memory Gland @pyramid-jones.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

🎶 When you’re stuck at work all day And there’s no video games That’s a-boring!! 🎶

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Registration is now open for our summer camps! Sign your kids up for: * Diet Detectives: learn what our animals eat by sweeping out their stalls * Car Safari: help our parking lot attendants manage the zoo's most important habitat! * Gift Shop Magic: that merchandise won't inventory itself

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

SEPHIROTH: Those Who Look With Clouded Eyes See Nothing But Shadows CAJUN CHEF CHARACTER (new to remastered edition): now you dont listen to mister sephiroth, thats just his way. that old sourpuss never stops his grumblin, except of course when he's eatin some of my famous etouffee

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