Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 10hI came to the freak off and a birthday party broke out. 011
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 22hHow to have the best Sunday in L.A. , according to the guy that Demi Lovato wrote “29” about. 061
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If there’s one thing I hate about being a Heat fan is seeing them advertise yet another giant Ponzi scheme. 120
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think one of the first things we should do in a post-Trump America is to make Chris Rufo kiss the Elephant’s Foot in Chernobyl. 130
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Tired of looking for racist AI slop videos on Tik Tok the old fashioned way? Why not try training our Mossad-developed chatbot to do it for you? 052
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“I hate modern cartoons! They’re always pushing the trans agenda nowadays!” Meanwhile, at the Warner Bros. Store circa 1994: 021
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Kellogg’s when creating a mascot for their chocolate rice cereal: Let’s make it a vaguely racist monkey. No wait, let’s make it an elephant. No fuck it, let’s make it a vaguely racist monkey again. No wait, put the Rice Krispies guys in there-FUCK! Post: Fucken just put the Flintstones there man. 031
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Can’t wait to see these on eBay for $900 and then heavily scuffed or stained at a Goodwill for $4.99. 071
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comJafar's Sinister Gaze with IagoALT: Jafar's Sinister Gaze with Iago 081
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m more unhappy that she has a cartoon dog’s name and isn’t a cartoon dog. 040
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026PEOPLE got the exclusive announcement after finding them in the closet making babies and they saw one of the babies and the baby looked at them. 251
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026He must be really upset about the recent arrest because now he has to go back to the drawing board and figure out who Silas Mason is going to drop the belt to. 030
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ben Shapiro is combatting Miss Rachel’s popularity by slowly turning i to a Muppet. 270
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Conservatives love to announce that they come from a long line of groomers on Facebook. 180
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Israel really said “what if Gay Carrot Top but instead of prop comedy he’s a genocidal freak who hates trans people?” 140
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Corporations in 2026 when they get caught committing wage theft and other abuses: 3428
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“So if you don’t want diarrhea, you’ll abstain from eating Del Taco and risk bloody diarrhea from Taco Bell instead?” Nah dude, I’ll just get better tacos. 270
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Damn, he fuckin’ got us good. Gonna have to burn my DSA card now. 040
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Everything about this post is stupid but that first sentence is unironically hilarious. 2150
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“We promise not to fuck up CNN and instead will be devoting our time to restoring the Snyderverse.” 130
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Can’t wait for the groveling mea culpa to Libs of Tik Tok where she has to be physically restrained from kissing her feet. 140
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Malcolm is either about to become a manosphere chud or get really into woodworking. 2131
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is the same reaction someone has when they see the police show up after the Starbucks manager called them because they threw their drink at the barista for not having six pumps of caramel exactly. 030
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Can you truly call it a lame duck presidency when all the positions in the highest echelons of the government are held by lolcows? 022
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I once went to Marco Island to pick up some furniture that my girlfriend’s aunt’s boss was giving away because she was moving to North Carolina. It was like walking into Richie Rich’s house only instead of a McDonald’s they had their own Fox News situation room. 060
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My favorite recession indicator definitely has to be when they start trotting out the “CCP is going to fall any day now” line. 020
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Love that Turning Point USA has now adopted The Daily Wire’s “throw unsustainable amounts of money at famously cancelled has-beens and hope that you at least break even” ethos in the wake of Charlie Kirk’s death. 070
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026How much cope can you fit in one screenshot? 020
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comBig Trouble If I Speak - José MourinhoALT: Big Trouble If I Speak - José Mourinho 040
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m starting to think that maybe Jack Dorsey didn’t leave BlueSky because he felt it wouldn’t reach its full growth potential and more that if he had to listen to these mods for one more day he would jump out the nearest window. 040
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026That one animatronic at Disney World before it starts sparking and they have to shut down the ride for maintenance: 040
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026One great thing about Facebook is I get to look at all the thrift reseller videos and see firsthand why my local thrift store is charging $50 for used Pandas. 040
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Damn, I guess those rumors about having one of his ribs surgically removed was true. 160
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m sad to say that this Tardis bank I found while thrifting may be a bit fucked. Still a good find for $3 though. 150
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I gotta admit, it is pretty funny seeing Michael Rappaport go from a hideous cackling freak to a whiny little bitch about the Ed Sheeran/Macklemore situation within a span of 24 hours. 1122
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“We must pass legislation to prevent this bull we let into our china shop from attacking the employees.” 280
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This Boglin looks like someone we all know. 120
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The applicants in question:static.klipy.comBugs Bunny & Elmer Fudd's Surprise Looney Tunes KissALT: Bugs Bunny & Elmer Fudd's Surprise Looney Tunes Kiss 0265
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Donald John Trump, 45th and 47th President of the United States 🤝 My old manager at the Pizza Hut/KFC/Taco Bell when he caught me and my friends making personal pan pizzas with chicken tenders, steak and pepperoni after smoking a j in the parking lot: “These are not the people I interviewed.” 041
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So what you’re saying is that if Hillary adjusted her policies to align more with Bernie Sanders then she may have won the election? 🤔 3331
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yeah, maybe the Dems shouldn’t have elevated Trump above the other Republican candidates in 2016 and then proceeded to cede every single culture war point to him in 2024. 290
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A lot of of people are finding out about the New England Patriots what Miami Dolphins fans have known for decades. 160
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Chris Hansen: Is there anything you’d like to say today about why you’re here? Predator: Yes, *hands Chris Hansen a stack of divorce papers* you’ve been served. Police officers: *flee the scene in ghillie suits in case there’s any paperwork for them too* 132
Party Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Conservative Gay Couple Yosemite San and Elmer Fudd and their adopted Bugs Bunny children say pull yourself up by your own bootstraps. 3322
