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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸

@blaidd.bsky.social
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he/him old smelly bastard ephemeral artist i just think blaidd is neat (pls don't say strange things at me)

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 2h
oot remake gonna pise me the hell of.....
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 3h
it's kinda funny how metal gear solid falls under science-fantasy, but it's such an uncommon genre that people treat it as kojima just being random
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 4h
ok enough being annoying about my favorite crappy games
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 17h
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 5h
revisiting this 2 years after slitterhead's release and feeling slightly... saddened? by toyama's sentimentality in trying to honor the lost world of kowloon.
youtu.be
Kowlong Express: Bringing Forgotten Fragments into Slitterhead
YouTube video by Bokeh Game Studio
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oxi @vintersdrom.bsky.social · 5h
bloodborne fanart + alternative versions #bloodborne
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Live Laugh Love Configuration @ktjams.bsky.social · 6h
I love invading in Elden Ring because sometimes I can do incredibly badass wins against 3 people and other times I’m just like
@mikefossey post: Check this shit our motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it’s not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 7h
ranni leaving a recorded message to play in the event you beat her mom up is still pretty funny lol
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 7h
"why don't you get your hair cut" "because i hate men touching m—i mean, people" whoops
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 8h
a customer was yelling at me today over who knows what through the cooler reach-in doors and lordt his breath was so bad i forget what he was so upset abort
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 8h
when ur friend s share a post from someone who blocked you but you have no idea who it could have been nor why
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 8h
i still don't forgive fromsoft for not letting us wear queen yharnam's dress
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 11h
the rule of ghoul..
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 11h
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 11h
i have an unholy craving for curry rn right now ....
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 13h
i just realized dusty and xii in the crappy little cage lol. they forgot they can just like. phase through matter and space
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 13h
every time i replay elden ring, i have to make sure i get kalé's dialogue where he calls blaidd an egg
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 13h
king shit
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 15h
bro i need this guy's drip
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 15h
i love them
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 18h
man i love that genre of not-quite-horror
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
man. i hate having awful taste sometimes lol
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
back to playing the greatest 4/10 game ever made
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ohhhhh i wish i was replayin yume nikki right now rn
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
man i can't even find the energy to weigh whether i care to look into the new silent hill
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bloodborne is more of a christmas game tbh
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm on the sheetzernet..
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do you think kojima knows Everybody Knows Shit's Fucked
static.klipy.com
Stephen Paul Taylor performs 'Everybody Knows'
ALT: Stephen Paul Taylor performs 'Everybody Knows'
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Citan Uzuki @doccitanuzuki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Before I played 'Xenogears,' I had 'a small penis ('cock' ('dong')),' no friends,' and 'major depressive disorder.' None of that has changed, but 'Xenogears' is 'pretty good.'
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
jhhhbbbgbb october is a good excuse to reply it right
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think if i was in charge of a silent hill game, i'd have the town itself be a hub of sorts where you'd float around in first person while time is halted, and there'd be a handful of characters throughout town you'd interact with to enter their personal worlds and memories to unravel cult bullshit
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i wonder what the odds are that pragmata was partly a test for a resident evil game in which chris cooperates with child-rose
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
man..... slitterhead is so g—*gets kirked*
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ずろ❄️Zlofsky @zlofsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Scadutree / 影樹 #ELDENRING #TarnishedEdition
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this game fucking sucks lmao
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
mannnn i wish elden ring had covenants 🥲
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
horses are just the dolphins of the land
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i suppose i should try to play re3 og again in time for... um... it taking place on sept. 28-30 lol
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 27/09/2026
God at His computer
God at His computer
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thinkin bout slitterhead's early concepts
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is still the dumbest worstest blart i ever drew and i can never do worse'd
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
people who interpret review scores as "points toward how much you should enjoy something" are so weird
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
always kind of fascinated by people who are like "kojima is actually a TERRIBLE writer because look at his dumb character names" like of all his actual genuinely dumb plot points (see like, half of the women), you thought Hot Coldman was supposed to be taken completely seriously?
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
shalashaskalakkin'
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
crapin mysel
open.spotify.com
As You Said - 2010 Remaster
Joy Division · Substance · Song · 2015
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伊藤暢達/Masahiro Ito @adsk4.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was released on this day 25 years ago. I had completely forgotten that date. I bought my physical copy at my local game store. #SilentHill2og #SilentHill
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
pooyan..
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i can't believe we'll be getting the first actually good werewolf movie since american werewolf in london lol
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i miss blaidd
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