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Loose Seal

@theotherlucille.bsky.social
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secret agent. from the other app. she/her.

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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“out of whack” suggests the existence of an alternate state of being “in the whack”
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yo this is not gonna garner good will with the homies, bro
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’m rebranding. I take siestas now.
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
asking a man about his penis “why did this occur?”
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
im compostable if you remove the lithium battery
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
a lady doesn’t kiss and tell but im just a gal so ya we boned
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I just spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 mins and he presented a very persuasive alibi for Luigi Mangione
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
no im not worried about ebola. my bats are clean
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
don’t send me read receipts that’s none of my business
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
if you think about it mad men is really just about looksmaxxing and mogging
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Amy Adams in Arrival writes to the alien “ok zoop me up now”
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Amy Adams in Arrival writes to the alien “ok zoop me up now”
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
whoever has the aliens’ number pls tell them to come get me
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
pronouncing trouble like true bleh
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
been noticing more people clearly suffering from severe mental illness (e.g. postpartum depression, psychosis) trying to explain it away as “struggling with adhd”
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‎ @handle.invalid · 30/05/2026
this can't be true, can it?
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
slightly agape love
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I think the flower shirt may have been a successful distraction from the misery on my face today
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
kinda tripping out hard on reality lately and a lot of my conversations keep feeling essentially like this
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It’s not you it’s m[y neurological disorder]
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
this is what im up to lately
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
this is what im up to lately
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
[in that dumb tiktok voice] wHaT kInD Of LiZzRD iS diS ??,
Lizard Lizard
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
keep our neighborhood safe and clean 🙏
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
jfc, Travel and Tour World
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Deep-Sea Sea Pigs: Scotoplanes, the Echinoderms that Walk the Abyss at 5,000m Depth
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Just tried a 5150 hold for the first time. Do not recommend.
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
✨ blessings ✨
Saint Luigi Mangione
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
“I wanna kms” “Oh no, don’t do that, all you have to do is call these 10 phone numbers and then maybe one of them will give you more phone numbers” “Ya I’d rather die”
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Not the trend I was hoping for this week
Tally of cries this week
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
“Healthcare”
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
One phone call just took those days back off my life
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Yes pls keep posting Hasan I’m almost there
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Merely looking at Melania’s reaction to The Wasp has added days to my life
During his meeting with King Charles, Trump reportedly showed a dead wasp he had found to the King:

"Isn’t that interesting?”
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Is there an epidemic of people not knowing that they’re taking every single photo in live mode?
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Also they almost never smoke bongs correctly - they don’t clear the chamber!!! 😭
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The thing actors usually don’t get right about sobbing in existential agony is there’s not enough wheezing
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
STOP TEXTING ME STACKS OF PHOTOS THAT ARE LIVE FOR NO GATDAMN REASON. DO I LOOK LOKE SOME SORT OF BILLIONAIRE WITH INFINITE DATA STORAGE
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Woke myself up saying “Mary Steenburgen” aloud
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
There is no space between us. There is air and sound and water and dust.
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’m not damaged goods! I’m brain damaged bads.
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
a fellow train passenger is on speakerphone with a man and a rooster
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I dreamed I had sex with Bob Saget and he was wearing a colorful graphic tee
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
has anyone ever been to this so-called “store in a cool dark place”
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
has anyone ever been to this so-called “store in a cool dark place”
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The problem is, the problems are… many
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I take drugs because I trip too hard when I’m sober
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Loose Seal @theotherlucille.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Tits (Almost) Out For Peace
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