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The Local Crank

@thelocalcrank.bsky.social
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Cranky GenXer who hates this timeline. Former syndicated political columnist. Coloradoan #copolitics

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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 16h
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Robert M. Pirsig
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 17h
If Botham Jean had shot her he would’ve gotten the death penalty
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The last Indian residential school closed in 1996
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drunks & rapists are still fine, though
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Secretary Drunken McRapist is doing a helluva job
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bloated syphilitic racist has jokes
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tertiary syphilis strikes again
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Republican midterm strategy: Slavish devotion to an unpopular senile buffoon Full throated support of wildly unpopular policies (like data centers) Plus hate & fear
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh good, another opportunity for Republicans to humiliate themselves in service of their Tangerine Messiah
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The government's AI chatbot is able to say something that no Trump nominee is allowed to.
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gratuitous cruelty is the point
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A conversation most Democrats aren’t ready to have: a BIG reason we are in this mess is because Obama listed to guys like Rahm Emmanuel, Tim Geithner & Eric Holder in responding to the Great Recession
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The FSB check must have cleared
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Only this fat narcissistic child rapist could think this makes him look tough
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WTAF
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please don't overreact to the SCOTUS SAVE database decision today Page 6 of the decision makes clear that we are in the 90 day statutory window when mass changes cannot be made to voter lists! Yeah it's a shit decision for the reasons the 3 dissenters say but we can deal with it. More to come...
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Supreme Court Allows Expansive Voter Screening Tool Ahead of Midterms (Gift Article)
Critics of the Trump administration system to monitor the citizenship status of voters had raised alarms about privacy and improper voter purges.
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pathetic syphilitic child rapist desperately curries favor with authoritarian mass murderer
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
1. I suppose we have Natalie Harp to thank.
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s Ted Cruz kissing his butt
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cue “All By Myself”
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why does the announcer sound like a recording on a Disney ride?
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If only we’d listened to Heidi Ganahl
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
None of this is new. Republican congressional leaders kowtowed before Nazi collaborator Joe McCarthy right up until the bitter end
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Minnesota out here trying to out-crazy COGOP #copolitics
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
federal immigration agents beat up a US citizen in Evanston on Sunday morning and left him lying in the street or as Kavanaugh would put it, he experienced as "brief investigative stop" ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...
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Brett Kavanaugh’s Imaginary Immigration Stops Opinion Gets More Embarrassing Every Day
The fact that ICE officers do not allow wrongfully detained people to “promptly go free” is a surprise to only one man in America.
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes, it’s the “centrists” who say that…
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guy who never served a minute in uniform tries to sound like a real toughie
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Republicans want you to die
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Republicans want you to die
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I honestly don’t give a load of flaming dingoes kidneys who Lauren Boebert has sex with, whether or not she cheats on her husband or what crimes her kids commit. She’s just a horrible human being with reprehensible politics & the poster child for trashy candidates #copolitics
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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HAL 9000: What Are You Doing, Dave?
ALT: HAL 9000: What Are You Doing, Dave?
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2010 was 9.1 1974 was 5.4
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rats, ships, etc.
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Brimstone Brawlers: Rat Infestation
ALT: Brimstone Brawlers: Rat Infestation
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
None of this is new. Trump is just Joe McCarthy without the brains.
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m old enough to remember when Dubya was so unpopular they had to sneak him in & out of fundraisers
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Jonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 21/09/2026
The government moving or hiding jailed people to avoid review by courts isn't some loophole in our habeas corpus rights. This government behavior has been considered a violation of the people's habeas corpus rights since at least the Habeas Corpus Act of 1679. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habeas_...
Jailors were forbidden to move prisoners from one prison to another or out of the country to evade the writ. In case of disobedience jailers would be punished with severe fines which had to be paid to the prisoner.[5][6]
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Media MIGHT be finally learning their lesson
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, fuck
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How many things can this syphillitic bloated pedophile turn into a bunker?
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Frances Turner: Let's Tear Down The Emperor's House
ALT: Frances Turner: Let's Tear Down The Emperor's House
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I see we’re already skipping ahead to blaming the incoming Democratic majority for not magically reversing everything Trump has done…
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Winning!
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/09/2026
Former special counsel Robert Mueller was asked if Russia is still interfering in our elections. He responded “They’re doing it as we sit here” during his 2019 congressional testimony.
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There’s not enough orange paint
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What? A sudden 30% decline in national housing prices would be a sign we're in like a serious depression. After the housing bubble burst in 2006/2007, national house prices fell "only" 27% peak to trough fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CSUSH...
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball
ALT: Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Weird how the same people who were pissed at Jeffries for meeting with Kushner evidently have no problem with this.
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
JFC
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