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Trevor Ship

@trevypoos.bsky.social
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I am a person who sometimes writes, performs and makes comedy stuff. I am either very close, or very tall. I am neurodivergent with anxiety, depression and ADHD. Excelling at mediocrity trevorship.co.uk

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 33m
Some might pay.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 38m
Arthur Lowe as Captain Mainwaring in the end credits of Dad’s Army but his face has been replaced with that of Captain AmericaThe same deal as the last one but this is John Le Mesurier as Sgt. Wilson but with the face of Tony StarkAgain, very similar, now Thor’s face on John LaurieAnd finally who better to represent the conscientious objector medic and all round lovely character played by Arnold Ridley than the Incredible Hulk.
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Bruce Don 🇪🇺 @caughtjester.bsky.social · 9h
Ernest Hemingway wrote a novel about a Swiss archer and cricketer called William. Sadly it was never published, so we’ll never know For Whom the Tell Bowls. #LunchPun #Pun
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 29/09/2026
I’m Gail, a one woman (and a feline assistant) business, based in Manchester. I create prints, homewares, T-shirts & cards inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture. Have a look gailmyerscough.co.uk
A grid of twelve illustrations featuring music designs, architecture designs, books, retro abstract designs and swimmers. Bold and colourful.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Little tip. If you see a spelling or grammar mistake in a post or the post isn’t quite right, move on. You really don’t need to point it out.
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So it’s Tilly Norwood then? She has some very dodgy connections.
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John-Paul @jpkeates.com · 29/09/2026
#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Cloud Cover - When your normal cloud can't make it.
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So it’s Tilly Norwood then? She has some very dodgy connections.
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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now seems as good a time as any to post the plasticine Frank Muir that I built for the ‘Amateur Frank Muir Modeller’ Viz ad back in 2006.
A plasticine model of Frank Muir.
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
‪I was following a lorry that had a sticker on it that said “If you can’t see my mirrors, I can’t see you.”‬ ‪Joke’s on him, I am a figment of his imagination.‬
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Deja moo - The feeling that you get when you recognise that cow from somewhere.
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I see two houses up for sale next door to each other, I immediately assume they had a swingers party that turned bad.
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who the fuck do you think you are BBC? Nosey buggers.
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, I have been struggled to get myself to enjoy writing. I have not written that much in ages and I am fully aware that I need to fall in love with writing again. I saw a post about fan fiction, and with no forethought just wrote about 2500 words for a short story around Ford Prefect.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
English person: did you hear about the irishman who... Irish person: yeah, you were literally tricked by a bus
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who the fuck do you think you are BBC? Nosey buggers.
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am having significant IBS issues currently, I empathise
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 28/09/2026
DJ vu - when you’re sure you’ve heard that set list before
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I see two houses up for sale next door to each other, I immediately assume they had a swingers party that turned bad.
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Deja moo - The feeling that you get when you recognise that cow from somewhere.
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
‪I was following a lorry that had a sticker on it that said “If you can’t see my mirrors, I can’t see you.”‬ ‪Joke’s on him, I am a figment of his imagination.‬
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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DEPECHE MODE A BROKEN FRAME
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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DEPECHE MODE MUSIC FOR THE MASSES
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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DEPECHE MODE THE SINGLES 86-98
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do this as you walk out of a public toilet.
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am, almost inexplicably, making a Big Beat track. I heard some the other day and thought "No one is really doing that anymore are they?" So I am. Not a fucking clue why, but there we go.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Appear in the crowd of It's a Superpower! Have a character named after you or your pet! (my S2 character is currently unnamed - I could be named after your goldfish) But mostly If you liked S1, oh boy, I know a lot of what's happening in S2 & it's great! Magic! Romance! Fizzy Lasagne (possibly)
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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ADAM AND THE ANTS DOG EAT DOG
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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INTO BATTLE WITH THE ART OF NOISE
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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MASSIVE ATTACK PROTECTION
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 26/09/2026
Friends - we are soft launching our It’s a Superpower?? season 2 Crowdfunder on here before we release it into the wild next week so our most dedicated listeners have a chance to make us look a lil popular first. If you have the means, we can’t overstate how helpful your pledges are.
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It's a Superpower?? Season Two
To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do this as you walk out of a public toilet.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t think I’ve got a tank big enough.
A shop name sign that says DOLPHIN PETS
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So I have just brought myself an ergonomic keyboard to try. It is a cheap one from Curry's. And after only a few moments, I hate it with every fibre of my being. I am now typing at about 1 minute per word. Yes I know I will get faster, but good grief, this is like walking through treacle.
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 26/09/2026
I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.
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(un)Tidy Music @untidymusic.com · 26/09/2026
AI is mad cow disease for lazy twats.
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Steven Kapp @drstevenkapp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The UK is likely to try to reduce ADHD & autism diagnoses this week even though its own National Health Service funded a report saying ADHD is underdiagnosed & undertreated. Autism's criteria are already narrowed. See my anchor post & gifted article previewing UK report: inews.co.uk/news/claims-...
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ADHD is not being overdiagnosed, major Government report set to find
Landmark report expected to rule out mass overdiagnosis but warn support can be hard to obtain
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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TEARS FOR FEARS THE SEEDS OF LOVE
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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BOWIE OUTSIDE
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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SQUEEZE LABELLED WITH LOVE
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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YELLO BOSTICH
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry, I don't feel much like making silly jokes at the moment. I am poorly, a lot better than I was a couple of days ago, but sill not brilliant. I think it is probably Covid, but of course there is no point me doing a test apparently.
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When people say that comedy isn't important: “Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying "Blood...blood...blood...blood...” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am wondering about getting myself back into some comedy improv I think it would help get my brain firing again, explore some collaboration And build up some confidence Not necessarily with a view to performing regularly, but I am not against it. .
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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you could take a minute to read this and, if it takes your fancy, then re-post it… I’d be so grateful. 🙏🏻 I’m doing my utmost to #SaveSquareChapelArts for the good people of Halifax & far beyond, and I need all the help you lovely lot can give me. Thank you! x www.canncomms.co.uk/post/actor-a...
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Actor and long-standing Patron, Reece Dinsdale fronts new campaign to save Halifax’s Square Chapel Arts Centre
Photo credit: Reece Dinsdale in the cinema/studio space at Square Chapel (photo by Ant Robling)Reece Dinsdale leads Square Chapel rescue mission: “It’s time to bring it home”Award-Winning Actor, Write...
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First signs of the resistance winning right here.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A scenic landscape photo showing mountain ridges at sunrise or sunset above a low-hanging layer of thick fog. In the center, bold white text with a slight drop shadow reads: "Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Sorry about that."
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the most annoying things about thinking of the books I loved as a child - Narnia, Box of delights etc is the posh entitled kids in these story will grow up to be twats like David Cameron or George Osbourne
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