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Niall H.

@prime3k.bsky.social
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Gamer, Pepsi Max addict, lover of burgers & live comedy. (He/Him) || XBL: PrimeThreeK --- Discord: Prime_3k Nottingham, UK

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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 2h
We now cross over to BBC Look North.
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.wren (bubonic) @ratfem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
why am i always stressed?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 21h
it’s just great marketing
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Red Guy in t-shirt is sitting at a desk being interviewed. He says “AI is going to kill us all”

Panel 2:
Interviewer looking directly into camera, says “Well, we’ve heard from the anti-Ai guy. Now let’s hear from the CEO of AI

Panel 3:
Wide shot revealing the second interviewee looking slightly confused. He says “I’m the Anti-AI guy”
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey ☕️ @bagpuss.org · 13/10/2026
"AI will change the world."
A screenshot via Reddit https://redd.it/1x4lmsu of someone searching Google "what is penis in braille" and receiving an AI overview: "The penis cannot read Braille because it lacks the necessary nerve receptors. Nerve Endings: Reading Braille requires Meissner's corpuscles, which are specialized nerve endings in the fingertips and other sensitive skin areas responsible for detecting light touch and fine textures."
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Doctor Frankenstein I really must once again just voice my concerns. The lyrics for Mambo No. 5 really shouldn’t be taken as a blueprint for your already controversial work! Monica was my friend. You must to stop this madness!
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johnny deformed @dewormed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
doctored tweet from michael caine: "Pack it up pack it in batman begin"
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 12/10/2026
Dr. Robotnik
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Dezi @dezi.quest · 11/10/2026
this is a 10/10 character sheet holy shit
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Elon Musk Finally Has A Child Who Loves Him 🩵
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Elon Musk standing next to a little robot kid somebody else has made.
Elon Musk: Finally I have made a child who is programmed to love me. (he switches on the robot kid)

Panel 2: Close up of Elon looking disgustingly optimistic

Panel 3: Close up of the robot booting up.
Robot kid: d-d-da-

Panel 4: Robot kid (seeing Elon for the first time): damn you have gross vibes
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As you get older, you realize the importance of having a large amount of shallow bowls in which to put small amounts of discrete objects
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You can kill as many people as you want, but you target a beautiful precious data center? The one that hosted all 40,000 Sexy Ladies For Ken Paxton accounts?
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MAN. I'M GLAD I WASN'T AN IPAD KID

-(FLASHBACK) THE 90'S-

MOMMA CAN I HAVE SODIE POP

HERE. GO OUTSIDE AND I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU UNTIL EITHER 10P.M. OR THEY DROP AN AMBER ALERT.

Kid sits in the darkness with sodie pop illuminated by the orange streetlight
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Movie idea - a reboot of Independence Day in which the President of the United States (Donald Trump) sides with the alien invaders.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it’s what the People WANT
3 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “AI Bros:”
An Ai Bro is standing in front of a TV wearing his default expression (SMUG)

Behind him on the TV is the axe scene from American Psycho where Patrick Bateman is wearing the transparent raincoat and standing next to his ridiculous stereo. Except in this image Christian Bale has been replaced by the AI Bro.

AI bro annoyingly says “People want to put themselves in movies”

Panel 2 and 3 are titled “People:”

Panel 2: 
A Blue Guy holds his phone up to a Yellow Guy and says “Hey! I’ve got a little video from that party”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy sees himself on the phone screen and almost cringes himself into a singularity. He is blushing and squeals “Ohh my Goddd. My FACE and VOICE”
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Logging on
Still from the Simpsons showing Homer stuck in a tube being lifted by a crane. Text reads "[onlookers booing]"
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is absolutely preferable to not pick up the cigarette in the first place news.berkeley.edu/2026/10/09/u...
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Using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley News
A UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life.
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh my god I know that face, he's just told a really stupid dad joke
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
This Is What True Crime Podcasters Fantasise About 24/7
Four panel comic

Panel 1: 
A true crime podcaster stands behind police tape looking in on a crime scene. A worn out looking detective stands in the foreground.
Podcaster: Oh I’m sure you’ve got the situation under control detective. After all, you ARE the professional.

Panel 2:
Podcaster: The last thing you need is an amateur like me getting in the way. But before I go, just tell me one thing. Have you checked for…

Panel 3:
Close up on podcaster: FINGERPRINTS?

Panel 4: 
Detective: FUCK
Forensic Pathologist, tending to dead body: DAMMIT FRANK HE BESTED YA AGIN
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 08/10/2026
[elephant graveyard voice] all hail the comedy czar or whatever, sorry
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
got fired from the future crimes division after i accidentally dropped my ice cream cone into the precog's tank and killed one of them
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📐 Maria Picassó Piquer @mariapicasso.com · 08/10/2026
🔵 Margaret Hamilton 1936 — 2026
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Niall H. @prime3k.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"The secret ingredient is crime."
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Way back when, I canvassed Twitter for similar tales. My favourite, and one I still think about eight years later, was this.
Tweet from @michaelkellyk: My brother @feenish told an american visitor that the 4 provinces of Ireland were Ulster, Munster, Funster, and Gunster.
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.
The image is a six panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1 - a girl sits at her desk in front of a computer, looking disheartened. She says, "I dont know if I should post this art, who would even want to see it?"

Panel 2- A new person bursts through the door in the background with a loud BAM

Panel 3- The new person pushes the girl out of the way, smushing her face in the process, while slamming their fist down on the keyboard. 

Panel 4- The computer shows that the art has been posted 

Panel 5- The person makes direct eye contact with the girl while pushing their finger against their own phone screen

Panel 6- A motion blur is added to the last panel, enhancing the impact of the new notifications on the new post. It reads, "(Friend) Liked Post just now" Followed by "(Friend) commented 'I FUCKING LOVE THIS AND I LOVE U'"

Underneath the last panel is a watermark that reads, Shubbabang
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gary Busey fucked a *whole* lotta rich guys' wives
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Erin L. Thompson @artcrimeprof.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Top-tier weird little guy on an incantation bowl from Nippur, Iraq, c 500 BCE, in the Penn Museum.
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Holy shit, this guy is so cool. He won the only major city mayoral race in France that *didn’t* need a second round of voting (meaning he had 50%+ of support in their version of a primary). A major part of his platform was disarming the police.
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/10/2026
firefox-official on tumblr: "DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later"

firefox-official: "oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy ..."

firefox-official: "What the hell"
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Once again, regretting the decision to hire knuckleheads, goons and feather-brained numbskulls.
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no more rectangle
four panel comic of a person laying on a bed playing switch. in panel 1, the cat is peeking over the bed. in panel 2, the cat squeezes under the switch. in panel 3, she sticks her head out and says "no more rectangle." in panel 4, she says "only rosemary"
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just remembered I've got my People Who Think They're Furniture Club committee meeting tonight. I've got to go because I'm the chair.
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𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜 @killvore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dominate
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can those AI guys hurry up and decomp premiere pro or something useful instead of putting tony hawk in every ps1 game
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 05/10/2026
wint @dril
Hello Sam this is your lawer speaking.
I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 04/10/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me returning home from a shop at Aldi #CelebrityTraitors
Joe Lycett carrying a prop gravestone
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He nailed his Ninety Five Faeces to a door in Wittenberg
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Take me down to the paradise city where you learn to read and your posts aren’t shitty
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Mine shaft" is what Hitler calls his penis
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