Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 Australopithecus 3 million years ago: 4590181736 9K
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialDavid Wilcock @davidtwilcock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thanks to her nuclear propulsion Lisa Nandy only has to surface once every six months for food and water. 1292 29
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialBart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves. 10381992847 8.2K
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/ 91121672104 12.2K
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63113622583 11.4K
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.social💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I love second hand shopping 5650091270 5K
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026it's funny Cyberpunk 2020 predicted being the consequences of being online but thought we needed augmentations to get cyberpsychosis 1022745 227
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialChris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026 2866061580 6.6K
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 21/08/2026horrible 352874 528
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/08/2026if we ever meet intelligent aliens our first question should be "so what kind of dumplings you guys got" 1130540 305
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026I hold nothing but contempt for "spreadsheet people". they're not civilized like us jira guys 4173040 730
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialSE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 21/08/2026the fact that we end up in a war between online leftists and spreadsheet people mostly indicates that online leftists don't have jobs 5772350 723
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialQagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026UK transit nerds are next level. 1444155716 4.2K
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialSamuel @samuel.fm · 20/08/2026“spreadsheet people” 141625223 1.6K
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 633897863 3.9K
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialm@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 14/08/2026my neighbor states that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside 132017304 2K
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons 455136904 5.1K
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialAnna H @athenepallas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026A mate of my son's has just been broken up with on *the day before his birthday*, so his mates have rallied round to make sure he's ok. However, being British and therefore sarcastic to the core, the book they have collectively bought him as a present is called 'The Monastic World'. 241013109 1K
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/09/2025ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes 3468681839 6.9K
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialmachine gun corey @nuclearbbq.bsky.social · 09/08/2026[dog comedian] yall ever hear thunder and hide under the bed? [dog audience] woof woof woof 111620 116
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Air to Ground Message: HOW DO I TELL THE OPTIMIZER I DONT WANT TO FLY THRU THE WHITE SANDS MISSILE RANGE Area: Austin, TX, USA Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #a8864fb8fbe F: #f94a6fd462a 2310119 310
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialjenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 31/07/2026anthropic is like "oh so openai's model gained unauthorized access to one organization, well OURS gained unauthorized access to THREE which is TWO more than theirs so" 225238 252
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialRiver_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Choose whether your worst enemy gets $50K or a 50% chance at $1M. 65811 58
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 29/08/2025counterspelling my negative mid year review. nice try 420616 206
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialHeather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Watch out, Odysseus. Circe's magic is stronger than you think. Press the X button when she starts charging up her pig blast, or you'll be turned into sliced ham! 333945 339
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialEugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 20/07/2026There are no risks from a system unless it is intelligent. Picture unrelated sorry I can't seem to delete it 219012 190
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 20/07/2026The portfolio without minister. 012328 123
pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.social @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.social · 20/07/2026when GWR roll up into Paddington with 5 cars on a 10 car service at peak time en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_W...en.wikipedia.orgGreat Western Main Line - Wikipedia 000 0
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialPBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026 100211605270 21.2K
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialstuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026*Robert Downey Jnr checking out of rehab in 2008 -I'm going to voice the dog in "Marley and Me" 2631 63
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 18/07/2026You should get prima nocta with tables and seats if you run someplace. “Excuse me I was sitting there”, fuck you were, I ran 10K to get here it’s mine now, I have claimed it with my secretions. 6743 74
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialRamin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 17/07/2026I’m so happy for them 364474781 4.5K
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialEllie Mae O'Hagan @elliemaeohagan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026 03914 39
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialDan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Fucking hell how big is it?? 15821142 821
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialMusa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 10/07/2026My guess: they looked at his poll numbers and decided he was too personally toxic to win a general election for Reform, so they’ve lined up a successor who they’ll roll out in the next few months. 1521127 211
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialJessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The whips spent months telling No10 they were going to lose the welfare vote and then half of them got accused of colluding with the rebels rather than conveying what was correct and useful information. And when this became apparent they just got rid of half the whips. 933868 338
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026hardware prices 🤝 astrology keeping an eye on chinese ram 182129521 2.1K
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialponder @ponder.ooo · 09/07/2026help, my students have defeated me at homework. what's the new meta for beating them at homework 081 8
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/07/2026my favorite part of computer is when press wrong button whole screen mutate cannot fix cannot ever fix 82287 228
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialAevee Bee @mammonmachine.bsky.social · 09/07/2026What if we rearranged the deck chairs on the titanic so beautifully and with such subtle grace that everyone loved and believed in us forever 346979 469
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialDr. Guy Incognito DDS @guyincognitodds.bsky.social · 09/07/2026It's not really fair to ask them questions like this without including the context of the issues swing voters *really" care about, like: "Gold standard" "Nobody allowed to park in front of my house" "Drink the inside of lava lamp" 0133 13
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 09/07/2026My actual favorite thing about Count Binface is that he has a fucking classics degree from Oxford. England is so class-brained that even the joke candidates are posh as hell. 1052892 528
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 09/07/2026not that there isn't some pleasure to take in farage falling out of favour and taking a kicking, but i always resent what a fix the whole mainstream UK news media is. when you're in they help you hide your scandals, when you're out they suddenly rediscover them. breaking news: some old news we hid 182016347 2K
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialKat A. Beckett @katerinabucket.bsky.social · 08/07/2026son y playstation, 0302 30
Reposted by @pm-me-ur-xml.bsky.socialLizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Furthering my theory that this entire website is for people who owned Doonesbury collections as children and understood about a third of it. 2432664258 2.7K
![Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreih526pxolmi4pgqdcdu435uhkrrldhpwq6rrsnk4hfs6dskbe5r7e)
