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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 29/09/2026
time to go to sleep, for tomorrow is new day to tell a dozen websites i reject all non-essential cookies
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 29/09/2026
i used to graffiti odie on everything in middle school, such a fun toon to draw
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Everest Pipkin @everest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm very please to announce a public release of my drag-and-drop bookmarking, game-making, and wandering tool Scrubjay! Scrubjay is a weird website builder that lets you cobble together web elements, images, links, text fragments, etc into a series of nested rooms...
"SCRUBJAY" sits over a bunch of images of frogs, birds, doors. it's a very 90s look
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
all set up and oops! all skeletons at wonderville…dance and sing with us 7-10pm
the wonderville polygonal stage and i have it full with three tabs of dancing skeletons from kagi image search.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
this is a great question. not only is it recurring but it happens multiple times and places, see robotkaraoke.live for the full scheduled!!
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
monday is now and robot karaoke is tonight, 7pm in brooklyn. the rain will have stopped and you may be itching to come out from the rocks we hid under during the nor'easter.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
jimmy wales just woke up in a cold sweat to an alert on his phone going off about a significant jump in visits to a single wikipedia page. hopping onto his laptop, he opens saleforce and sets the fundraiser modal to "ON". in the textbox asking for the target page he types "autofellatio"
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
it's so frustrating how generic levothyroxine gets recalled almost every year bc of incorrect dosage/label. and thyroids take long as hell to adjust and these are taken daily and often forever. one recall really messed me up for a year and now i pay extra for brand name synthroid lol pisses me off
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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 27/09/2026
I think choosing Texas should be left up to the states
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 27/09/2026
this monday night, goblins! 🎤🎤🎤 come out from the confines of nor'easter shelter and sing new text sets like trader joe's products, youtube apologies...with a new visual montage mode that will have you screaming "wow i love coming to robot karaoke!" and/or "dark chocolate sticks with crispy rice"
screenshot of robot karaoke in action with the song call me maybe with lyrics from trader joe's products - the lyric "where you think you're going baby" is replaced with "mini apple danish pastries" and around the text are photos of said pastries and all the other items mentioned in the song
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 25/09/2026
lol i do feel bad for these guys, they picked the worst manhole ever to go into at the worst time and probably only got some loose airpods and a costume ring out of it
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Pair arrested after emerging from manhole near hotel where Netanyahu stays, police say | CNN
A citywide manhunt led to the arrest of two suspects who New York City police say emerged from a manhole just outside a hotel where Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu regularly stays during the...
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 24/09/2026
don't know much about the game or who made it, but i wishlisted it because i love the idea of desktop companions and the demo is now out store.steampowered.com/app/4672770/...
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Little Writer Desktop Companion on Steam
Your little companion is an ambitious writer with very little discipline. Type, and they'll write too. Every keystroke moves their work forward. In this idle productivity game, help them become a reno...
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Rude1 Haunted Badness. ⁂ @rude1.blacksky.team · 23/09/2026
> The Mozilla Foundation isn't holding back its disdain for Big Tech leaders. > Wannabe kings don't rule the internet. We do. AT Protocol and the broader open social web is one of the ways we take back power from Big Tech. (If you see me out in these New York City streets, let me know.)
Photo of Elon musk on blue paper.
"Elon buys the blue bird. He trashes the place"Photo of Rudy on orange paper.
"Rudy builds Blacksky. Communities call the shots.""Wannabe kings don't rule the internet. We do."
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 23/09/2026
always nice to see normal things happening on the polygonal wonderville stage when robot karaoke isn't going on, thank you @garbageday.email www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTxc...
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We went to New York's most chronically online rave
YouTube video by Garbage Day
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ratarchy ΘΔ @maya-klenger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Discord child grooming app to gambling spyware ark
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 23/09/2026
summer is over
a leather-hard clay jack o lantern i made from a pinch pot that i then shaped to a pumpkin, carved out a face and lid, and added a stem as a handle.
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tamara nopper @tamaranopper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Despite everything, I still believe in good teaching, good writing, and the importance of hip and glute strength.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 22/09/2026
lol guess what made them say this before clicking through
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 22/09/2026
one of the hiring partners for that a16z alt school is flock lol
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 22/09/2026
princess diana beanie baby sighting
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Belle @ autumnal wonderland! @torrentempress.neocities.org · 22/09/2026
at the risk of sounding like a shill I *promise* I'm not being paid but a lot of the folks looking for a place for webcomics should consider @leaflet.pub and @pckt.blog - they have rss out the box - are no code. I did make the design suggestions for leaflet for comics and they implemented all of
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nolen @itseieio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I made multiplayer Windows 98 Solitaire. It's called Solitaire Alone Together. You can play together, with the whole internet, but you can't chat or talk. solitairealonetogether.com
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nolen @itseieio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I built this for Rhizome's 30th anniversary! It's on display this week in NYC! See websiteswebsiteswebsites.net for some more details :)
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WEBSITES WEBSITES WEBSITES!
A group exhibition celebrating the website as an artistic medium. Armory Week, New York City, September 21–27, 2026. Presented by ARTXCODE and Rhizome.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@sumbitches

I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid

@EthicalScamMe 
The same boiling water that makes an egg turn hard will make a potato soft. You need to dictate your environment and don't let the environment dictate you.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 21/09/2026
Once a year, tens of millions of people in the U.S. engage in amateur vegetable sculpture. A win for art. A loss for safely using steak knives.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 21/09/2026
there's a lot of pumagreg in this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4K...
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aggressively hydrated
YouTube video by jenn schiffer
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Camille Fournier @skamille.themanagerswrath.com · 20/09/2026
If you want a Sunday morning longread I wrote up a rough version of the talk I gave at LDX3 this week on the Manager's Path in the Age of AI skamille.medium.com/the-managers...
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The Manager’s Path in the Age of AI
This week, I gave a talk at LDX3 New York. When they asked me to speak and asked me for a topic, I said that it was probably time I finally…
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 21/09/2026
there's a lot of pumagreg in this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4K...
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aggressively hydrated
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 20/09/2026
i have been coaching a few friends still in the software dev industry through low morale attributed largely to seeing ai agent accessibility prioritized in a way they never saw human user accessibility prioritized
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 19/09/2026
obsessed with this 4 minute open laptop talk about an phone dollhouse from wordhack this week (should start at ~39:20)
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WordHack feat. Neta Bomani, Andrew Badr and Andrew Boylan
YouTube video by Wonderville
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 19/09/2026
rip cat, an internet legend
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 18/09/2026
on the path train to therapy today i was seated to the right of a business man constantly clearing his throat while looking at photos of feet sent to him over…and this is the weirdest part of this entire post…google chat. seated to my right was a man dressed as a british revolutionary war soldier
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 18/09/2026
i couldn’t sign up for the waitlist because in my over 16 years of having a steam account i only ever had games gifted to me so I didn’t meet the “made a purchase before april” threshold, justice for the steam princesses!!
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 18/09/2026
Claude is making all of your otherwise nice web projects look like a fugly brown pair of cole haan oxfords
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Frame #7037 from E23 The Big Squirt
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thanks Alex. I have a long way to go to reach my goal so any support is welcome and appreciated.
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Ruo Shui @ruoshuiresearch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@minakimes.bsky.social gets the feedback loop between the attention economy and the algos
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Saber Khan @saberkhan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The next virtual CC Fest is on Saturday, October 17, 2026, the 10th anniversary!. Lauren Lee McCarthy and @shiffman.lol will deliver the keynotes, there’ll be numerous workshops, and a panel discussion. Registration is open at ccfest.rocks/register/. #virtualCCFest
ccfest.rocks
CC Fest — Creative Coding Festival
CC Fest — a free and friendly gathering for creative coding: workshops, talks, and community.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 16
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 18/09/2026
brought a friend visiting from the other coast to wordhack this evening, she said ”i’m going to have so many cool dreams tonight“ 💫
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Barry Hoggard @bhoggard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love this blog post from @jennschiffer.com about... art and history? It's about a lot of stuff. And it's on @pckt.blog! jenn.pckt.blog/science-vs-v...
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science vs. vegetable faces
i like to dilly dally on my way home from therapy because it's often the one day i go to manhattan and there's always some bullshit going on, especially between madison park and herald square. there were a bunch of boxes of books on one corner and one of the two that caught my eye and went home with me was the earth moves by dan hofstadter, relation to doug unknown. this was one of those history books where i can tell that dan da man knew what he was talking about but HOLY CROW did he use a lot ...
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have so many tech followers HIRE ME !!! You need somebody in media and community on product
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the ai ceos calling for a slowdown because of agi is like when your friend who's really into conspiracy theories is like "and that's why the ruling elite is beholden to epstein" but then before you can agree, they add, "because of satanic rituals"
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evil maid @lenazun.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
statue of woman throwing a baby like a basketball baby yeet meme
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 17/09/2026
a lot of folks are asking how someone can do something so "stupid" as hard coding a secret token, and i'm telling you that you are holding software developers and companies on way too high a pedestal if you still think there's secure, quality code being sent out into the world
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 16/09/2026
my dentist called me, 1 minute later i called back and instead of getting a person there i had to go through some kind of ai bouncer "virtual assistant" who talks kinda like a human with background keyboard and ambient call center sounds. dentists are a dime a dozen here lol i'll find a new one
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