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Captain_Pickleshanks

@pickleshanks.bsky.social
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Friendly Pickle; filled with love and acceptance; no rizz. Allied with the Rainbow Mafia. Friendses with transes. Diabeetus 1 enjoyer & a raging autist. I reskeet a lot. He/Him

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2026
“Consult your doctor before taking Skyrizi, and if your doctor advises against it, physically attack them immediately,” says a voiceover in the 60-second TV spot
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Pharmaceutical Ad Urges Viewers To Fight Doctors Who Say Drug Not Right For Them
NORTH CHICAGO, IL—Emphasizing that potential users of the drug should never take no for an answer, a Skyrizi ad that began airing nationally Tuesday encourages viewers to fight any doctors who say the...
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franoween 👻🎃 @huelebicho.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i'm an adult with an adult job and adult money
AirPods case cover that looks like the little Korok with a huge backpack from The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'm CRYING Rose ordered a pancake meal from the kids menu at IHOP but she wanted it to be "more adult" so they made her a frowny face and gave it eye bags
a pancake with scrambled eggs one strip of bacon and one strip of sausage and the pancake has a frowny face on it made of whipped cream and berries and chocolate chips. There's blueberry sauce as eye bags. on a wooden table at IHOP in the middle of the night under fluorescent lighting
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Nancy 7/28/26
Sluggo tells Nancy “there’s something about a hot summer night…. Makes me think about what’s really important.” She agrees…. Then it shows him thinking of her, and her thinking of herself with ice cream.
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Neverway - COMING IN 2027! @coldbloodinc.studio · 29/07/2026
our indie game: - hand drawn by Celeste's pixel artist - music by Disasterpeace - made on our own game engine - a slow-burning horror RPG - meet (or date) 10+ charming characters - fast-paced combat - customize your playstyle with crafted items and combat abilities
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So, is Hollywood gonna adapt The Jungle as the next big literary hit? Seems like a good time to take that on.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 28/07/2026
We only rate dogs. This is a very fast tater tot. Please stay out of the way as he clearly has places to be, and only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: choppertp)
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Best of r/cybersecurity @cybersecurity.page · 26/07/2026
Older Call of Duty games on Steam have severe remote code execution exploits, allowing hackers to control PCs. Despite being listed as a severity 9.8 issue in the National Vulnerability Database, they're still sold without warnings. These games should be fixed or removed.
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Older call of duty titles on steam have remote code execution exploits yet are still sold on the store. How is this acceptable?
Many of the older titles have been found to have remote code execution exploits, allowing a hacker to get into your PC remotely and do whatever they want, steal your data, put malware, whatever... ...
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 26/07/2026
"Fine you can sleep here but only for tonight..."
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 25,1958
P1- SLUGGO MEETS IRMA ON THE STREET 
SLUGGO: IRMA --- CAN I BORROW AN OLD DRESS ? --- I'M GOING TO A COSTUME PARTY
IRMA: SURE

P2- SLUGGO IS BACK AT HOME AND HE IS PAINTING AN OLD FOOTBALL HELMET WITH BLACK PAINT 

P3- LATER SLUGGO ENTERS NANCY’S HOUSE 
SLUGGO: I'M GOING AS YOU

A SURPRISED NANCY TURNS AROUND TO SEE SLUGGO WEARING IRMA’S DRESS AND THE PAINTED FOOTBALL HELMET THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE HER HAIRSTYLE
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/07/2026
RHYTHM GUITARIST SINGING THE SONG: Our love is like a thunderstorm LEAD GUITARIST SINGING THE SONG: Our love is like fighting a war BASS GUITARIST SINGING THE SONG: Our love is like seeing a pretty butterfly DRUMMER SINGING THE SONG: Our love is like the Alien Enemies Act of 1798
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Nicolas Robert @robertsnickc.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
‘Self Portrait.’ #Drawing by Saul Steinberg (1949) #art
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 26,1945
P1- SLUGGO IS WALKING DOWNTOWN 
HE WALKS PAST A PAINT SHOP, SIGN IN THE WINDOW READS- BOY WANTED 

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SLUGGO WALKS PAST A GROCERY 
SIGN IN THE WINDOW- BOY WANTED 

P3-SLUGGO WALKED PAST A PLUMBER’S SHOP, SIGN IN THE WINDOW READS-BOY WANTED

P4- SLUGGO IS AMAZED TO SEE A LONG LINE OF SEVERAL DOZEN BOYS  OUTSIDE OF ANOTHER SHOP THAT HAS A SIGN IN THE WINDOW READING BOY WANTED 
THE SHOP IN QUESTION WAS AN 
ICE CREAM PARLOR
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mjc0961 @mjc0961.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Another reason to have an edit post button: if you forget alt text or someone offers better alt text, you can just edit the post and put it in there. I see it on Mastodon all the time. And once again, all the "but abuse" fearmongering is just that: fearmongering bullshit.
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Lyric Rivera | NeuroDivergent Rebel @neurodivergentrebel.substack.com · 26/07/2026
I am Autistic… and, personally, I don’t view my Autism as a “disorder”. That doesn’t mean it’s not a disability/can’t be disabling at times, especially in the world we live in, but that I see it as a natural variation of the human experience.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a bird saying, "Shall we plan our annual birt meeting? How's 7AM?"
The second panel shows two more birds, one saying "Yes!" and the other saying "Sounds good!"
The third panel shows two more birds, one saying "yep!" and the other saying "yup!"
The final panel shows an owl with an exhausted expression.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 26,1944
P1- SLUGGO IS HAVING HIS PICTURE TAKEN BY ONE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD BOYS 
SLUGGO: IS NANCY STANDIN' BEHIND ME AGAIN?
BOY: УЕАН - - - SHE TRIES TO SNEAK INTO EVERY PICTURE WE TAKE
NANCY IS STANDING ON A STUMP SEVERAL YARDS BEHIND SLUGGO 

P2-NEXT DAY 
NANCY: YOU LOOK MAD,SLUGGO WHATS ON YOUR MIND?
SLUGGO ANGRILY: YOU ARE!

P3- SLUGGO SHOWS NANCY HIS PICTURE THAT WAS TAKEN THE DAY BEFORE, ITS HIM WITH A SMALL NANCY APPEARING TO BE STANDING ON HIS HEAD
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 26/07/2026
A solar eclipse. On Saturn. By Titan. Photographed from Earth. 📷: AJ Smadi (StardustAstro/Correct_Presence_936)
Saturn seen during the day from Earth, oriented with its ring system almost edge-on. Small points of light near the planet are its major moons. A dark circle on the planet itself is the shadow of Titan.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
it’s so funny that the GameCube controller of all things has been forward compatible with like five generations of hardware
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Lori! @sqkrushfuture.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I didnt mean to make that noise, it's just... your RPG. it has a feature where you can press a button anywhere in the game to receive context-sensitive party banter.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/07/2026
Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer
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Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer
WASHINGTON—Dazed while trying to piece together the series of bizarre yet deeply vivid images, the entire nation reportedly awoke Monday from a strange dream in which it had been watching soccer. “I w...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/07/2026
Woman Who Doesn’t Use Facebook Completely Out Of Touch With Friends’ Prejudices theonion.com/woman-who-doesn-t-use-…
Woman Who Doesn’t Use Facebook Completely Out Of Touch With Friends’ Prejudices
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/07/2026
cold water is a tasty treat
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Any room can be a panic room when your dog brings a live armadillo into the house.
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
ff14 should do a deltarune raid I think it would be funny
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hey so turns out discovering why we used to have all those food safety regulations in the first place is not all that much fun
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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
You know, the bigots have a good point. No one should get a day or a month for what they do in the bedroom and I say it's high time we ban mother's day and father's day!
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eevee @eev.ee · 24/07/2026
i am once again begging windows users to understand that linux nerds give you instructions in the form of terminal commands because "paste this in" is a million times faster than trying to lead you through the gui one button at a time, not because the gui doesn't exist
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I know you love jimothy…but say hello to tilly the loaf markhamillofficial.bsky.social
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Someone said to me, "I'm sorry but I got your book from a library." Nobody should ever apologise for that. You read my book! That's brilliant! I grew up hanging out in libraries and the idea of a world without them fills me with dread. Without libraries, authors, like readers, will only suffer.
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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
OMG!! There’s a cooper, too!
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Philip Summers @heyphilsummers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In 2003 everyone made fun of this. In 2026 it's peak.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Leaked images of the currently unannounced Nintendo Switch 3, codename "The Wii U Again".
Nintendo Switch 3
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🎃🏳️‍🌈Frosty All Along🏳️‍🌈🎃 @frostytearex.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I wish Steam would just let me hide every game with an AI disclosure. I don't care why AI was used for it, it's an instant no from me.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 23/07/2026
This is going to sound silly but after years of playing RPGs I think playing through the Dragon Quest games is what got me to finally realize the value of using buffs and debuffs
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
when a driver stops in the crosswalk rather than before it i like to give them a warm smile while ostentatiously stroking one finger across the hood of their car as i cross. they get just fightin mad lmao
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Stardust 🌏🎬 @stardustbluepr.com · 23/07/2026
California becomes the second state to pass a ban on octopus farming and first state to prohibit farmed octopus sales
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California Governor Signs Octopus Farming Ban into Law
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Dogs and their skill of befriending literally everything. Original post
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mjc0961 @mjc0961.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Yet again an attempt at anti DSA propaganda to which I can only respond "don't threaten me with a good time"
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 22/07/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Billy Wilder's birthday. I'll re-tell the story of why we have those movies. The Gestapo was after him. His neighbour tipped him as he came home one night; in 20 minutes he threw things into a bag, fled to Paris on the night train. He made a movie there, sold a story to Hollywood.
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mjc0961 @mjc0961.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"Purchase a new digital copy, your old physical copies don't count" is absolutely NOT backwards compatibility, Xbox. What a disappointing, waste of time announcement. news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/0...
Each of these games is now available for purchase on PC and also included with all XBOX Game Pass plans. If you already own a digital license for these games on console, that license now carries over to your PC or handheld. Through the power of XBOX Play Anywhere and XBOX Cloud Gaming, you can now play these classic games from the past on your XBOX console, cloud, PC and handheld.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/07/2026
the average transphobe is 6 years old
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Steam: Gifting made easier - Guest checkout, gifting to email, and more steamcommunity.com/games/593110... Steam Wishlists now support Categories, and more store.steampowered.com/news/app/593...
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Ria 🏳️‍⚧️ @riascastle.xyz · 22/07/2026
the definition of "indie" is not just "games made by a handful of people with zero budget and years of unpaid labor". indie means independent. you can have zero dollars for a game project and be independent or you can have millions and still be independent.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Good morning
photo of a man letting baby meerkats play with his tools. 
"My dad is an electrician in a zoo and look how he spent his morning. I'm crying."
Reply: "Your dad small as hell."
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MercuryCDX @mercurycdx.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A lot of folks like to think of the original Xbox as like the successor to the Dreamcast, but you know, they put Virtua Fighter 4 on the PS2. And Super Monkey Ball on the GameCube, which is the most Dreamcast-ass Dreamcast game on the GameCube.
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Retro Dodo @retrododo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It lives!
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This Homemade 'PS4P' OLED Handheld Has A 7" Screen & GTX 750 GPU Fan
🤝Like our website? Support us as an independent publisher by tipping, joining our paid community or checking out our accessories brand GAMENOOK! One of the main problems that comes with trying to emu...
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