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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 9h

Damn. Robert Palmer’s backup dancers did NOT age well.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There is a zero percent chance he will ever call it pneumonic plague rather than “the pneumonia plague”.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dear highway patrol, Going forward I have decided to self-police my driving. Thank you for your attention to this matter

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Trump likes to call AI the next Industrial Revolution, but I don’t recall anyone worrying that the cotton gin would become self aware.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I feel like it’s heresy to call these things heresy.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Confident stupidity is the hallmark of maga. Look at these idiots.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Anyone who calls it “super intelligence” is not super intelligent.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

How about we let human beings do the art and creativity and we just let AI work on perfecting autocorrect?

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Say what you will about Trump, but at least he had the decency to lower his face to half mast for the occasion.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This speech has been brought to you by the SAVE act.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Well I’m sure apple and google are glad they bent over and changed their maps for him. #WhatHaveYouDoneForMeLately

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I have some good news for Haitian immigrants.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 07/09/2026

A tale of two Labor Day messages today

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump grants citizenship to all Mexicans.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Another touching holiday message from the Lunatic in Chief.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Me after reading Trump’s screed of absolutely insanicrazy Truth Social posts today… #DSM-Trump

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COOLJEN @cooljenim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

THE 25th SCREAMING TO BE USED...

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If New Mexico is going to be New America, does that mean New Rochelle, NY will become New America, New America?

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS? SOMEONE HELP US!

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

OK Donald, we all see what you’re doing.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Come on, Donald. You can’t just destroy our planet and then escape in a rocket ship. That’s Elon’s job.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Yes, this is real. And, yes, it is incomprehensibly stupid.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

LONG POST ALERT: So I woke up today feeling like doing a deep dive into Donald Trump’s health. I’ll be starting with some of his more popular health-related rumors, what we know to be true and what we don’t, while still giving some hope for a timely demise. 1/

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

In this age of AI and technological wonders, why is my phone’s autocorrect completely insane?

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Some day we’ll tear down the monuments to him and build a planned parenthood out of the materials.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

You guys, history’s doing that thing again…

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Dear MAGA, You will not benefit from Venezuelan oil You will not benefit from owning Greenland. You will not benefit from Data centers You will not benefit from a war in the middle east. You will not benefit by having Trump’s name on everything.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Well it happened. Fuck you, Google.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I will gladly convert to whatever religion whose deity can steer this storm directly through the front door of Mar a Lago.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Oh shit. New grout? This changes everything. We are so fucked in the midterms now. /s

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Ok, this is too much fun. Mapquest ftw! gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario/

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I don’t get it. Is he saying the Ayatollah accomplished his mission?

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I think it’s only fair if we each get to name our own side of the lake.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/08/2026

This is so bizarre. A politician telling you her vision for America is that you’ll have to work when you’re sick and die young, orphaning your kids. Please vote for @drannieandrews.com

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Ok, God, that’s two for you, now one for Satan.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This must be why she declined the Presidential Medal of freedom from him. Twice.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Does William Nicholas Love (Nazi-punching Spider-Man) have a GFM yet? It’s time for the neighborhood to support its Spider-Man.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Free Spider-Man ✊

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I think that my room in hell will be a karaoke bar with Susan Collins and RFK Jr singing islands in the stream on loop for all of eternity.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The latest from the DC Freedom 250 Grand Prix…

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I’m not saying Donald Trump is having an affair with his “human printer”, but every time he sees her he gets a little toner.

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I predict that in 2029 the Secretary of Cleaning Up All This Gold Shit will be a cabinet level position.

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