Reposted by PhilRude Law Dog @esghound.com · 14/10/2026pablo torre got the goods and clarkson is full of shit www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f6x...youtube.comLive @ 9pm ET | We Got the Kelly Clarkson Brooklyn Store Video: What REALLY Happened?YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT 2222
Reposted by PhilBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026lol i went to bed early and my mentions are filled with people wishing graphic harm upon liberty biberty 8812
Reposted by PhilBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.gizmodo.com71% of Americans Say They're Completely ExhaustedA CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States. 1398266996700
Reposted by Phildan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo 346478964
Reposted by PhilRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026they did it. they reached the pinnacle of Seahawks Game Pre-Commercial Footage Of People Throwing Fish At The Famous Seattle Fish Market. there is no need for any more after this, the genre has been perfected 1971391
Reposted by PhilLes Bowen, still @lesbowen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The Phillies must go the rest of the way without allowing a relief pitcher to take the mound. This is the key to winning. 9696
Reposted by PhilBi King Gent 👑 💖💜💙 @thesnarkygent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nothing but bitter hatred for the "AI" industry that ruined Tinkering With Computer for us all 319948
Reposted by Philpork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 18/08/2026“don’t trust the computer they’ll lie to you every chance they get”-john kruk, philosopher 214726
Phil @philrysk.bsky.social · 21/06/2026static.klipy.comHomer Simpson: Nuclear Inspection VanALT: Homer Simpson: Nuclear Inspection Van 010
Reposted by PhilConor @ernekid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026No don’t put the Ooze into the Sewers we will have far too many ninja turtles mad that DC isn’t a great Pizza city. 28016
Reposted by PhilRick Tocchet's Glasses @zutart.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Genuinely curious to see if this curse is limited to those who are facing Philly or if somehow disrespecting a fake boxer extends to all sports 6174
Reposted by PhilThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake theonion.comI Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try CakeHello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the... 9492092225
Reposted by PhilPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 07/06/2026YOU CANNOT UNSEE BISEXUAL LIGHTING 1172412305
Reposted by PhilHacker News Top Stories @hackernewsbot.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Tech CEOs are apparently suffering from AI psychosis | Discussiontechcrunch.comTech CEOs are apparently suffering from AI psychosis | TechCrunch"CEOs are uniquely prone to AI psychosis," Box CEO Aaron Levie opines. Maybe that explains the almost religious belief in AI productivity gains. 011
Reposted by PhilSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 19/05/2026this guy had a bumper sticker that said “If You Can Read This You’re Driving Too Close!” and the only reason i could read it is because he cut in front of me so close that he almost took off my front bumper. 2352
Reposted by PhilMar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 19/05/2026possibly better than the original 7619190
Reposted by PhilKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Just remember, no one can prove you weren’t an employee of the month at RadioShack 17335105
Reposted by Philone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 23/04/2026It’s the Playoffs. Let Gritty have a gun. 9446128
Reposted by Philmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 22/04/2026ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool ADOBE: did you say AI? ME: rectangle please ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason 384756748
Reposted by Philderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/04/2026this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad. 453176761349
Reposted by PhilBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex... 155174842905
Reposted by Phil Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 07/03/2026My "We are not running low on munitions" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt. 514219
Reposted by PhilAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 20/02/2026a lot of nissan altima energy in this administration 1116214
Reposted by PhilPat Gallen, CBS Sports Philadelphia @patgallen.bsky.social · 09/02/2026This Seahawks defensive effort, while amazing, still doesnt touch the Eagles last year because the Patriots, in fact, are not good. 36311
Reposted by PhilJessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Back to back brutal Super Bowls for Drakes 939972
Reposted by PhilArin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what 245176704407
Reposted by PhilJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/02/2026fraggle rock implies the existence of fraggle jazz and fraggle rap 1381421246
Reposted by Philjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/01/2026nintendo is going to drone strike the data center responsible for this 885730851
Reposted by PhilPatrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden 473681558
Reposted by PhilJames Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls 9424683314402
Reposted by PhilVishnu @iamvishnurajan.bsky.social · 09/12/2025You're down 10-6, and missed a makeable FG. You come back to the locker room for the big rally to get the second half going. However you can't see coach because there's a giant inflatable bunny in the locker room. You are a professional football player. #Eagles 0101
Reposted by PhilMicah @rincewind.run · 29/10/2025this is the Pope his entire thing is going around waving to crowds and looking happy he is also such a White Sox fan that this is the maddest - and most human - I have ever a pope look 431657245
Reposted by PhilThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/08/2025RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquidtheonion.comRFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing LiquidWASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a m... 642156102916
Reposted by PhilTelephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen 237191346209
Reposted by Philtinybaby @tiny.baby · 07/07/2025I know everyone's seen this but I just saw it again and I think it's the funniest thing ever recorded on a podcast youtu.be/GKfHcas_cZg?...youtu.be"Jeff Epstein" - Jim Downey on ConanYouTube video by Box Chat 401513232
Reposted by PhilMichael F. Weinberg @luckymike.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Cannot stress enough that, as a kid growing up in the late-80s and early 90s, this was presented as a foundational American value. 8501118
Reposted by PhilJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2025punting on 2nd and 3 at the opponent’s 20 is something we will never ever see in football, because if a coach was trying to throw a game there are many more subtle ways of doing so. this is probably the closest thing to that we’re likely to see 302519393
Reposted by PhilThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2025Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibattheonion.comSupreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of BatibatWASHINGTON—Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a ven... 184119012144
Reposted by Philjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/06/2025these people think you're stupid and hold you in absolute fucking contempt 334406624
Reposted by PhilGwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Lord, I've seen what you've done for other cities 156786
Reposted by PhilDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 22/06/2025at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans 78142503264
