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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 2h

Guy who is "Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto: The Musical'"

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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 13h

there's still time for me

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 15h

At least thrice a session my therapist says some version of "...and that's why I'm moving away as soon as I can" or "that's because people in this town are super fake and cliques and I don't like it here either." Good fit.

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J. Clark🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🇺🇦🇭🇰🇵🇷 @clarkjosephf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I feel so bad for all the bright and beautiful piss-drinkers in my life whose reputations might now be sullied by association with AI : (

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"wow what a low effort post." yes. exactly. it's a post

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I love how we all know who this is

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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You guys are getting job interviews?

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Paul Cohen @paulecohen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

what I'd give to take a peak at the file on Trump prepared for Xi by Chinese intelligence

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

all these people sound like this:

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

found a new type of guy

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u/IntrusiveGas • 6h
AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I love having gone to a large HS...social media suggests someone with whom I have dozens of connections and I have no idea who they are. It rules. This is not sarcasm. I haven't figured out just why it rules, but it does.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

honestly I don't trust a pilot who isn't a furry

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!

(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Reinventing Jenna Maroney from first principles

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Massholes? More like

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Aidan McGlynn @aidanmcglynn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sorry philosophers of mind, but you're up to bat again

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Yeah, that got my Irish up* *went outside and started digging in sod and mud

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Guy who pronounces "legacy" like "Degrassi"

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kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Me and my friends would have killed liberty biberty with hammers I’ll tell you that much

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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A blorbo can become a Glup Shitto, given time

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Brett Karlan @oldjerryfodor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Found Bertrand Russell's Subaru Forester

A car with a bumper sticker that just says, inscrutably, "The Principia"

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"that face has seen tumblr" Instant classic

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tbd @tumescentnumpty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Normal person: Haha Grimes thinks her kid is like Paul Atreides. That's kinda arrogant but what are you gonna do, artists are gonna artist Me: (doing the red face kid at his desk with veins bulging out meme)

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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Worst part: it's not even an original idea. Roko's Basilisk is just Pascal's Wager with extra steps.

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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am in favor of an army of AI lumberjack Christopher Walkens replacing real men by 2035

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/09/2026

congratulations, rationalist AI sex cult members: you have failed at both of your key goals, which I understand are being considered morally superior + being considered cool

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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

*Galactic Central Palace* - High Chancellor, the deligation of 'Humans' from 'Earth' seek an audience. High Chancellor: Humans, which one are those again? - The species that made Bohemian Rhapsody and cheese. High Chancellor: LET THEM STRAIGHT IN

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.

Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I shouldn't have to be explaining Aella to the normies...they're not ready

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Can I sign my kids up for this experience?

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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

So I get that they're covering the Epstein files and Spiderkash's relaxed hiring requirements but has anyone asked Patel about that thing where the WHCA gunman's manifesto specifically, by name, said Kash would be spared?

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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Big win today for Virginia Teck.

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