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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦

@rallymodeller.bsky.social
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Lover of hopeless cars and cats. Trying to be kinder every day. Leftie. Canadian who loves his nation, and has for long before the Convoyers came along. Big on real history, alternate history, anime and manga. (he/him)

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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
Image of The Tick
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The St. Clair, and for some of my formative years the Mattagami, the Ottawa and the Bow
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It wasn't until after they had both died that my father revealed that my paternal grandmother was an ethnic Croatian mail-order bride from what is now Bosnia, who was on the verge of being sent back (because the original "buyer" refused her) when my grandfather found her in a Montreal jail...
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Songs I am banned from playing while highway driving 1. La Grange -- ZZ Top 2. Canned Heat -- Jamiroquai 3. Rez/Cowgirl -- Underworld (Live, Brussels 1998) 4. Atom Bomb -- Fluke 5. Lick Shot -- Gorgon City
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Eastern Canadians seem to be getting roughly the same heat map more or less. Interesting.
Dialect map of the United States, made by a Canadian
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm getting shredded in a spinning propeller.
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Post a meme made by you
Photo meme of Louis Pasteur with the text "Am I a joke to you?". Made in response to raw milk enthusiasts.
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
While Tommy Tuberville is a perennial contender for the Dumbest Goddamned Congressman award.
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
No cheating post your lock screen Yotsuba & ice cream. Just about as wholesome as it gets.
My phone lock screen, showing the manga character Yotsuba Koiwai celebrating getting ice cream.
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Downplay a book or movie The Grapes of Mild Irritation
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Downplay a book or movie Star Police Actions
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Roger Corman's THE REMAINS OF THE DAY
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Otohiko @otohiko.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Today's Montreal shooting: I'm local, and while I was not near the site today, I do know the area pretty well. I've (unfortunately) seen a bunch of the video, and have a good sense of the location, which leads me to conclude that the shooter was targeting Pørnhub's parent company Aylo. (Thread)
Entrance to 6975 Decarie, housing the offices of Aylo. Shooter was running directly towards it. Entrance to 6975 Decarie, housing the offices of Aylo. Shooter was running directly towards it. Windows on the office floors of 6975 Decarie, housing Aylo, shot out.
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Also, can't risk wrecking the marble more than they already did. I hate to say it but I'd rather there *not* be a permanently-visible trace, like an out-of-business store logo under a Spirit Halloween banner.
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I volunteered with the Ontario Science Centre Science Circus traveling display at my local museum back in the '80s. One of the exhibits was a bicycle you could pedal to make a car radio play. The cassette in the stereo? Bon Jovi's Slippery When Wet.
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
One of the superior species of corvids, like ravens or crows. Come to me, my bird army!
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Reskeet with a favorite picture of yourself Many moons ago (2007, I think?), my son and I at an autocross in my old Volvo GT.
A child in a racing helmet, in the passenger seat of a car, gives a peace sign before beginning a racing run with his father
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands / artists you've seen live Rush They Might Be Giants Billy Bragg Underworld Orbital Electric Six Sloan Front 242 Crash Test Dummies Pet Shop Boys
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"Have any rightwing leaders ever actually died pathetically like this..." All of them did, Michael Orthodox. All of them. Some swinging by their necks, some by their heels, some whimpering for mercy, some by their own hand as their false empire crumbles. But they all die sad, pathetic deaths.
Above, a Tweet by "Mr. Obvious" stating ridiculously, "The Boyz" if the writers had any guts", followed by an AI-generated alteration of Trump's post-assassination-attempt picture but with Homelander in the place of Trump. 

Below, a post by "Michael Orthodox" to which the above was a response, asking "Have any rightwing leaders ever actually died pathetically like this or is it just a woketard fantas[y]..."
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Cessna, Beechcraft, Piper, Cirrus, Diamond, Tecnam
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book Does Android Dream of Electric Sheep
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 7100 VIEWS? Holy jeez, YT's algorithm sucks. The most recent comment is mine, from *four years ago*. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKGg...
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EXREPLICA covers Orbital's "The Box"
YouTube video by EXREPLICA
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
"You don't have an Interocitor? I thought everybody had one"
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated
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a cartoon girl with long blue hair and green eyes is standing in front of a wall .
Alt: a cartoon girl with long blue hair and green eyes is standing in front of a wall .
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated
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a group of anime girls are dancing in a row
Alt: a group of anime girls are dancing in a row
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18
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arnold schwarzenegger is smiling for the camera in front of a circular object
Alt: Quaid (or is it Hauser?) leans back to begin his Rekall adventure
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
QTP with one of your favorite anime for National Anime Day!
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a woman in a witch hat is holding a stick in front of a fire background
ALT: a woman in a witch hat is holding a stick in front of a fire background
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed
Driving a lightweight British sports car in the snow is really fun. Traffic, not so much
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Diane 11:30 a.m. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.
Subaru WRX rally car jumping through a forest
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
PROTEIN PROTEIN PROTEIN PROTEIN PROTEIN PROTEIN PROTEIN PROTEIN PROTEIN PROTEIN PROTEIN PROTEIN PROTEIN PROTEIN PROTEIN PROTEIN DUNKIN DUNKIN (to the tune of BADGERS BADGERS)
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
No real hot take today, but FYI the Criterion Channel (yes, THAT Criterion Channel) is going to have ANIME! Starting in March, "Gunbuster: The Movie" and GITS: SAC S1 Now I can watch classic anime alongside my Jacques Tati and Film Noir, so hyped
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
NO FREAKING WAY THAT'S AWESOME
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
As the former (and hopefully one day again) owner of an XJS, gotta say the chromed "starfish" wheels and whitewalls are A Choice. My departed mistress (I had the original wheels; the ones on it are period Fittipaldis):
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
He's Napoleon Dynamite without the charm.
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The big one of course is Star Wars in 1977. My sister took me while she was babysitting, I was five, but it's still a core memory Akira (in 1989, Streamline English dub) The Last Starfighter The Black Hole Tron (1982) The Grand Budapest Hotel Dune (David Lynch ver.) Idiocracy
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
While I prefer subs, there is no problem with dubbed anime and it all comes down to personal preference. Voice acting is voice acting.
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Age verification? The brand new car my parents bought when I was one had 5-mph bumpers on the front only.
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"(Hey, Won't You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song"
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Just seems appropriate. "If I can shoot rabbits, I can shoot fascists"...
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Manic Street Preachers - If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next (4K Remaster)
YouTube video by Dan Thomas | Travel and Music
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Absolutely this. Adopting Euro and Japanese standards would also limit the sale of giant American pickups here -- the shift of US makers to behemoth pickups and SUVs was driven by US regulations that made the profit margin better on trucks. Plus we've been caught up in the Chicken Tax bullshit.
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Post a car picture you took
A rusty full-sized pickup with a dozen different radio antennas attached to it, in the parking lot of a Tim Horton's
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Honorifics are important, even in dubs. We don't have real equivalents in English, and many times the honorifics used are important to demonstrate how characters view their inter-relationships, especially when it comes to diminuitives (-chan, -kun, etc).
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Christ, what a cunt. But it still makes me laugh out loud, albeit now with a really guilty conscience.
Cover of the Bill Cosby comedy album "200 M.P.H."
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Couldn't ask for a better choice, TBH
Screenshot of Merriam-Webster's New Year's post showing I stopped on the word "potato"
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Ruin two bands by combining them: Pet Shop Boyz 'n' The Hood
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Afro Celt Sound System of a Down
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Ruin two bands by combining them: Sly and the Family Stone Temple Pilots
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Ruin two bands by combining them: Level 42 Live Crew
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Ruin two bands by combining them: Pearl Jamiroquai
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Triumph the Insult Comic Sports Car🇨🇦 @rallymodeller.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Ruin two bands by combining them: In Living Color Me Badd
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