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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Not too much IMO. Parks is a good show but I think 30 Rock holds up better. The jokes-per-minute density and precise structure is the shit.

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

"...called back in for one last mission*" *a fellow brewery regular is taking their first undergrad phil class and I had to look up the prof (prof seems to have game, I would genuinely like to read their dissertation, and once a friend with library access hooks me up, i will browse a paper or two)

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I don't think I'll end up liking them but I'm curious enough about them to want to meet person sharing Onion articles direct to Linkedin

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Me, explaining to my very sheltered parents what being high is like "...and then comes the wordplay phase, which lasts anywhere from 5min to 1.5hrs..."

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Ten years ago on this date I defended my dissertation prospectus. In a week, I will leave academia (hopefully) forever

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

My MiL bought me a trash can for my birthday. Probably best gift I got that wasn't our kids' handprint card

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Lot of questions about my email being answered by my email -ass email

Email subject line claiming trist in the VA is an all time high

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Do you want Process Ontology? Because that's how you get Whitehead.

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

"Just cause you take care of TWO, what makes you think you can handle 500x that?"

Warhammer thousand Sons combat patrol box.

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Just caught our twinfants inadvertently making this pose while eating pasta in their hichairs.

An oval cat iron. With chopped fresh spi ach, tortellini, and grated mozzarella in bubbling beef stock.

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Happy anniversary to the day 7 years ago when I discovered this, at that point two-day-old, tweet by @courtenlow.bsky.social. This day has become a minor holiday for me, personally, and as a new parent this year it is especially poignant.

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Yeah, there's a probe in there...it's a new recipe im working, sorry for showing how the bread is made. Anyway, this roast turkey, bacon, gouda, and candied onion was dope.

Bigass loaf of bread with dark caramelized onion and cheese bits coming out the scores. On a cooling rack.

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Yeah, there's a probe in there...it's a new recipe im working, sorry for showing how the bread is made. Anyway, this roast turkey, bacon, gouda, and candied onion was dope.

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Look I know there's a lot going on in the world but I also just learned that doordash thinks buffalo wild wings is a "gastropub"

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Lorde wrote a hit song about such excess

2lbs of white shredded cheese spilling out of a spiral grater onto a cutting mat on a faux granite counter.

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I stayed up all night Christmas eve to make three different of french toasts. Literally fell asleep on the floor as the kids were ripping paper around me. Fun 36 hours

Blueberries and cranberry juice beginning to reductress in a pot.

Four rounds of bread soaked in berry juic3 on a tray.

Three eggs in a bowl of a cream mixture next to cylinders of stale bread in a 8-slot mold.

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Poorly wrapping gifts in @theonion.com is a holiday tradition for which I would die and also one which I created a few minutes ago.

Print edition of the onion used as wrapping paper.

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Banger from the before times. Happy tweetiversary, @lastpositivist.bsky.social

A Liam Bright tweet from this date in 2023 reading "Lab Leak theory turns out to be true but the labe was Jordan Petersons psych lab in Toronto."

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