Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 8hMy newly sober 20 something year old single father who had the kids for the weekend thought it was okay to watch Nightmare on Elm Street with his 6 year old daughter 280
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 8hI'm excited to go see a game next weekend with relatively no stress and no work required on my part 160
Reposted by Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽SmolAnna @aamots20.bsky.social · 13hFOLKS WE MIGHT HAVE HAD A LAKE BALL 021
Reposted by Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 16hThe Bluesky mantra: 0122
Reposted by Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 19hBig day for those of us who sat in an independent league baseball stadium every week watching a god awful team in 2021 and had two things going for them: 1. The daiquiris 2. The rookie defender who looked shockingly good and had a cool name 1286
Reposted by Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 19hleast homophobic internet video from 2003 1131
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 18hKate will always be special to be for many reasons, but the biggest because of four years ago 290
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 19hMy team heard it was Prideraiser time and remembered they needed to ruin us financially 2150
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 20hStorytime: historically the team always brings the players over with the VP of Comms. She hasn't been able to so it's another staffer. Last night they just sent the two with nobody. We had nobody to take the picture. But CAPTAIN IZZY WAS ON IT 1100
Reposted by Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽KC Blue Crew @kcbluecrew.com · 20hWe love watching you both give your all for this team!! 0153
Reposted by Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽Christian Sinclair @ctsinclair.bsky.social · 20hIf you are wondering why all your favorite sites make you wait 5 seconds while they make sure you’re a real human you can blame AI bots scraping them for info. 061
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 21hHe's doing this shit on purpose because he thinks he's trolling us 1111
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 22hMy brain is so broken that this gives me my tummy hurt because space reaction 040
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 22hI'm guessing she's out until post season. That's gotta be a 3 games overall suspension 2120
Reposted by Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 316254761
Reposted by Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽Meg Linehan @meglinehan.com · 04/10/2026what if we kissed at cpkc stadium after debinha scores a goal 2523
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I want the game to be over so I can appreciate that my favorite Italian is here 150
Reposted by Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That’s what queer marriage does for you. It helps you get a hatty. 0192
Reposted by Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Me when the KC current goes down one goal early in the first half: 0192
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I hope TV caught me ducking for my life 2160
Reposted by Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Haley Hopkins: her??? 1101
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That was the weirdest fucking goal I've ever seen this close up 0160
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Iowa State win and P*nn State loss? Excellent football weekend so far 130
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm outside and there's sunlight and I feel like a vampire 150
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Should I text the basketball GM who said the bad thing since I still have her in my phone from her soccer days 280
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The cardinals elected him. There's a movie about the process and everything 1100
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Bob Kraft found screaming crying throwing up 2191
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Trading Paul will come back to haunt this team 3111
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Obviously I'd personally like Sanchez to stay tied at 20, but if she breaks it it can be a cool af goal 050
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Got a free Jimothy sidekick in Forts 190
Reposted by Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 165116032483
Reposted by Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026gn 6068754274
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Everyone tell BB-8 she's so brave and that you don't believe the propaganda that she puked in the carrier on the way to the vet 3230
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Got your paternity results back" "Its Michael McDonald isn't it" "what do you think" 050
Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I forgot tickets went on sale this morning for Brandi and I went to see what was left and the cheapest option is 400 so I guess that's not going to happen 200