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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽

@likethe309.bsky.social
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Please do not perceive me KC Current fan VP of KC Blue Crew Part of the WoSopranos 🤌🏻 Not actually in KC, but you wouldn't know that from my posts Makes a lot of typos If you found me via a post on the discover tab, here be sports talk.

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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 8h
My newly sober 20 something year old single father who had the kids for the weekend thought it was okay to watch Nightmare on Elm Street with his 6 year old daughter
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 8h
I'm excited to go see a game next weekend with relatively no stress and no work required on my part
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 9h
How the fuck are we fifth lol
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SmolAnna @aamots20.bsky.social · 13h
FOLKS WE MIGHT HAVE HAD A LAKE BALL
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 15h
Let's GOOOOO
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 16h
The Bluesky mantra:
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 15h
Wait Gotham signed who for free?
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 17h
Anti-semitism again?
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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 19h
Big day for those of us who sat in an independent league baseball stadium every week watching a god awful team in 2021 and had two things going for them: 1. The daiquiris 2. The rookie defender who looked shockingly good and had a cool name
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 19h
least homophobic internet video from 2003
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 18h
🩵
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 18h
Kate will always be special to be for many reasons, but the biggest because of four years ago
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 19h
KATE THE GREAT LET'S FUCKING GO
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 19h
That's enough Internet for today
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 19h
My team heard it was Prideraiser time and remembered they needed to ruin us financially
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 20h
Storytime: historically the team always brings the players over with the VP of Comms. She hasn't been able to so it's another staffer. Last night they just sent the two with nobody. We had nobody to take the picture. But CAPTAIN IZZY WAS ON IT
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KC Blue Crew @kcbluecrew.com · 20h
We love watching you both give your all for this team!!
Blue Crew Members with Izzy Rodriguez (left) and Haley Hopkins (right) with the Player of the Month Anchor
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Christian Sinclair @ctsinclair.bsky.social · 20h
If you are wondering why all your favorite sites make you wait 5 seconds while they make sure you’re a real human you can blame AI bots scraping them for info.
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 21h
He's doing this shit on purpose because he thinks he's trolling us
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 22h
My brain is so broken that this gives me my tummy hurt because space reaction
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 22h
I'm guessing she's out until post season. That's gotta be a 3 games overall suspension
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 22h
Never change Bluesky
Original skeet says "I don't know if you're going to convince the pope to say ai has a soul when it took 1000 years to get the Catholic Church to budge even a little on the no meat on Fridays" and the reply from some Matthew says "the Pope will never say that because it doesn't. No meat on Fridays is to hell us understand giving up something, sacrificing. You obviously will never understand
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Meg Linehan @meglinehan.com · 04/10/2026
what if we kissed at cpkc stadium after debinha scores a goal
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
.... Are we back
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want the game to be over so I can appreciate that my favorite Italian is here
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pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s what queer marriage does for you. It helps you get a hatty.
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pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me when the KC current goes down one goal early in the first half:
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THATS BIG DEB
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some gave all
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope TV caught me ducking for my life
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pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Haley Hopkins: her???
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That was the weirdest fucking goal I've ever seen this close up
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lol
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Come back Claire we can change
Picture of Hutton on the pitch
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Iowa State win and P*nn State loss? Excellent football weekend so far
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm outside and there's sunlight and I feel like a vampire
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Should I text the basketball GM who said the bad thing since I still have her in my phone from her soccer days
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Get your pledges in y'all
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The cardinals elected him. There's a movie about the process and everything
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bob Kraft found screaming crying throwing up
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trading Paul will come back to haunt this team
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Obviously I'd personally like Sanchez to stay tied at 20, but if she breaks it it can be a cool af goal
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got a free Jimothy sidekick in Forts
Picture of a cartoon Jimothy the racoon in a videogame
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone tell BB-8 she's so brave and that you don't believe the propaganda that she puked in the carrier on the way to the vet
A VERY BRAVE orange cat sitting on a chair at the vets looking not pleased
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Got your paternity results back" "Its Michael McDonald isn't it" "what do you think"
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I forgot tickets went on sale this morning for Brandi and I went to see what was left and the cheapest option is 400 so I guess that's not going to happen
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