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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 1h

We are making up kinds of guys our forebears would never have even dreamed of

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 1h

*THIS* is for what the internet was made

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 2h

Practicing looting corpses by playing D&D

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 2h

Practicing the worship of Chaos Gods by playing Warhammer

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Amanda @ermandyy.bsky.social · 3h

they'd hate how I used to play the Sims (practicing for when I get to be a vengeful god)

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If concentration camps and street executions haven't changed their minds beforehand, no amount of good faith discussion on our parts is gonna move a needle. And if it does and the former didn't, have some questions

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chubbyphunster.bsky.social @chubbyphunster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Translation: "Kash Patel stopped by with two 30-racks of Banquet Beer and posted up in the locker room. He was eventually escorted of the property by security."

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

McTaggarts C and D series would like a word :)

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026

I believe we have a saying about facing the boys from Ypsilanti

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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 03/10/2026

If I were a philosopher I would simply solve the hard problem, and the other problems, perhaps by doing a breakthrough of some kind, or by biting a bullet, or by answering a different question I know the answer to, something of that nature

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Guy who is "Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto: The Musical'"

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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

there's still time for me

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Gonna quit with a cup of coffee, a smoke, and some birdwatching in a little bit

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

At least thrice a session my therapist says some version of "...and that's why I'm moving away as soon as I can" or "that's because people in this town are super fake and cliques and I don't like it here either." Good fit.

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J. Clark🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🇺🇦🇭🇰🇵🇷 @clarkjosephf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I feel so bad for all the bright and beautiful piss-drinkers in my life whose reputations might now be sullied by association with AI : (

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sexy murder poets =/= sex and murder poets

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"wow what a low effort post." yes. exactly. it's a post

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Probably a spectrum with "had to listen to one's buddy's dirtbag cousin riff on continental philosophy for 45min to fill one's bong" on one end and "go into debt with organs as collateral" on the other

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Every normie should have a down bad sicko Poaster friend

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My kids' favorite Dracula would like a word...

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I love how we all know who this is

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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You guys are getting job interviews?

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Do you want Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee? Because this is how you get Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

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Paul Cohen @paulecohen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

what I'd give to take a peak at the file on Trump prepared for Xi by Chinese intelligence

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

all these people sound like this:

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If only there was some way to combine...no, too powerful!

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

found a new type of guy

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u/IntrusiveGas • 6h
AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I

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Goblin, PhD @phdgoblin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I love having gone to a large HS...social media suggests someone with whom I have dozens of connections and I have no idea who they are. It rules. This is not sarcasm. I haven't figured out just why it rules, but it does.

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