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Benjamin

@petrichorange.bsky.social
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he/him, tired, 🏳️‍🌈

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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 28/09/2026
"task failed successfully"
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gemini: A Gemini is someone you can trust to help you hide a dead body, but you can’t trust them not to dress the body up in a clown costume and parade it around a bit.
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sharp MR990 Synth Boombox with a removable ‘Melody Computer’ (1985)
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I made a new youtube video starring this happy little guy. You can follow his silly adventures here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrXo...
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Benjamin @petrichorange.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly 😢🙏
m.youtube.com
DOLLY PARTON :: It's All Wrong But It's All Right
YouTube video by Dean Hammons
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What a guy
4 panel comic

Panel 1: a wizard in blue robe and white beard sitting with small forg at a desk behind the computer. “Click, click” is the sound of the mouse to be heard
Panel 2: close up on the computer screen. There’s a green check mark and a full loading bar on it. From off screen someone, probably the wizard, says “boom, there it is”.
Panel 3: forg is left behind alone at his desk. There’s an open door in the background. Forg says “thanks installation wizard” and a little pink heart appears, showing his affection.
Panel 4: we see now that the wizard has already left the house after a job well done. He replies to forg watching him go from his window: “it’s what I do”
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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
stop!! shaving!! your hairy chests!!!!
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
thread of recordings i think you should check out
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/04/2026
NASA #Artemis II flyby coverage schedule; all times in Eastern. You can follow along live on NASA+ (plus.nasa.gov) or on the NASA YouTube channel (www.youtube.com/@NASA). It should be amazing to watch!
Screenshot:
Key lunar flyby times, milestones
All times Eastern, subject to change based on real-time operations

1 p.m.
NASA+ coverage of lunar flyby begins
1:56 p.m.
Crew passes distance from Earth record set by Apollo 13 in 1970
2:45 p.m.
Lunar flyby begins
7:02 p.m.
Orion closest approach to the Moon (4,070 miles)
7:07 p.m.
Orion reaches maximum distance from Earth (252,760 miles)
8:35 p.m.
Orion enters solar eclipse
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 05/04/2026
Since today is First Contact Day (the day in Star Trek when humans meet their first aliens, Vulcans) it’s worth talking about that story a bit and how it can inform our analysis of Artemis. This involves a lot of spoilers from the film Star Trek: First Contact 🖖🏽 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Tr...
en.wikipedia.org
Star Trek: First Contact - Wikipedia
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Benjamin @petrichorange.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter!
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Someone asked for an app to point your camera at a color and find matches. Cool. Here. BUT ALSO: I'm colorblind and never thought to make this for myself! Save colors ("new paint," "mom's fave"), get colorblind-friendly complements, simulate what you see vs. what others see. Legit using this daily.
whatcoloristhat.one
What Color Is That?
No seriously, what color is that? I genuinely cannot tell. Aim your camera at a color — get its name, details, matches, plus colorblind palettes and simulation. Save colors with personal labels.
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🌻🇵🇸 @sunflowerboy777.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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kenny 🙋🏻‍♂️ @itskenny.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
happy birthday to my beloved Steve McQueen 🎂 have this photo I saw like 500 times before I noticed he’s holding his wiener in it
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
canadian woman wants to kill an entire type of birds 🫢 youtu.be/XigWc6mtBBY?...
youtu.be
Allie X - Off With Her Tits (Visualizer)
YouTube video by Allie X
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garry @repeattofa.de · 20/03/2026
an australian pop singer getting a satisfying sleep onboard an american airline? call that delta good REM
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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 12/03/2026
👓 NEW THING 🧽 Using advanced simulation technology, we’ve accurately reproduced what every glasses wearer experiences vole.wtf/glasses-clea...
vole.wtf
Glasses Cleaning Simulator 👓🧽
If you wear glasses, you’ll appreciate the stunning realism of this interactive experience.
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Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast @slayerfestx98.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
✨New Ep✨ For the 15th anniversary of Buffy s5’s The Body, @ianxcarlos.bsky.social + @theadamsass.bsky.social talked to our fave TV mom, Joyce Summers, aka national treasure Kristine Sutherland YouTube: youtu.be/IRsbUOoF0eU?... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2G0C...
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
THREAD. Some excellent pigs I have met on walks in the British countryside. You will find the all-important captions to each photo in the alt text.
A scrupulously honest young pig who saw me drop my wallet, and is now putting off everything it had planned for the day to rush through this wildflower meadow and kindly return it to me.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Europe actually does have an Asian invasion problem to solve, but it's not the one they're spending all this energy on www.ecoticias.com/en/the-invas...
ecoticias.com
The invasive Chinese crab adapts to almost any environment, feeds on invertebrates, fry, and even protected species, and competes with local fauna as if the river were its own
The Chinese mitten crab is spreading through rivers and canals, damaging banks, clogging pipes, and pushing native species aside.
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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Blessed are thou who label their nudes
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Move over pizza rat, I've got pizza squirrel 🍕🐿️
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Dr Vanessa @hpsvanessa.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
here's my #DigitalFriday find for this week - an amazing list of resources for images so you DO NOT "have" to use genAI bsky.app/profile/jord...
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
That scene in Ratatouille (2006) when Remy climbs out of the sewer
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 30/01/2026
Man what in the actual fuck Just like What is going ON
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Benjamin @petrichorange.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Oh no! 😢
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 27/01/2026
from the editorial board:
a low quality poorly cropped 3d particle simulation diagram of one humanoid ripping absolute nuclear fart particles into the face of another humanoid sitting on an invisible chair. there’s a shit ton of shit particles and a color scale presumably explaining the intensity and speed of the shit and poop
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Bolsonaro makes me believe in god bc something out there with cosmic authority clearly enjoys toying with him
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
US government rn
A cartoon of a news report. The picture shows a government official doing a press conference flanked by goons.
The headline reads “A man attacked federal bullets with his body”
Underneath the picture is a quote saying “those bullets had families”
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Aidan Comerford @aidancomerford.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Almost every prominent 'gender critical' is justifying the execution of people in the street, saying they 'provoked' ICE. For years, they categorised trans protests of their meetings (like making noise and banging on windows) as the worst crimes imaginable. These people are moral vacuums.
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Don’t forget: all ICE agents are going to hell
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Some Sunday morning shenanigans! You, too, can mess with psychedelic math! This is a little tester I made for myself to mess with data. It came up, so why not, enjoy Anyway, there’s like zero explanation of anything in the interface. I hope that helps. dr.eamer.dev/datavis/attractive/
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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 joanna 🕯 newsom album 🕯 in 2026 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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j a k e @jakeismaking.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
we need a new Kate Bush album
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Carl Bleaching @plaidman.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
My friend asked me to show him Star Trek, and since it would be impossible to watch every episode before the start of the 23rd Century I give you Star Trek Abridged, a list of the episodes and movies we’ve watched.
a black & white promotional photo of the Starship Enterprise against a background of clouds
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Victoria Maderna @victoriamaderna.com · 06/01/2026
Made a little dude.
Needle felted mouse.Needle felted mouse.Needle felted mouse.
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doodlebrink @doodlebrink.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
cool
Coole Schneeflocke
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Matt Round @mattround.com · 01/01/2026
Infinite collaborative word search words.zip
words.zip
WORDS.ZIP - Infinite Collaborative Word Search
An infinite collaborative word search where anyone can find and submit words. No account required. Words can go in any direction and snake around.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Starting the new year like
David Lynch: One day, the sadness will end. But I don't think today's the day
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Fuck it I don’t care anymore
Mogwai
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Benjamin @petrichorange.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year! 🎆 I haven't showered since last year. 😜
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 01/01/2026
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j a k e @jakeismaking.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
once again listening to one of the best albums of all time
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Benjamin @petrichorange.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas everyone :)
A decorated Christmas tree. Red and gold Christmas baubles, straw stars, and various gold and red decorations can be seen.
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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
RIP Rosa von Praunheim, truly one of the best to ever do it. A brilliant provocateur, an artist of the highest order, forever eager to mash genres, someone who wanted more and better for queer people, someone not afraid to stand against the tide and be proven right again and again. Thank you. ♥️
Young Rosa
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Firefox is done :) The download is on the page. It auto installs if you're in desktop Firefox, because Mozilla's extension system isn't shenanigans. I ❤️ u I’ll add some more fonts in later; they’ll auto update on Firefox.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people. I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
dr.eamer.dev
ReCalibri
They always make us do everything ourselves, anyway
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taylor @quantumboots.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
this is linkin park
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