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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ve become a “kicked off my week with a nice workout” type of gym dickhead. So, anyway, kicked off my week with a nice workout 💪

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So happy to have Discord Addams, Jen Katz, and Omar Torres joining the team for the final season of Angel 🪽

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just got out of a 25th anniversary screening of Donnie Darko and, man, this movie stays my favorite movie of all time. I was teary eyed through the last like 15-20 minutes.

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I literally only know when a football game is on because of Kim and or my neighbors yelling

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is a really lovely read and also pinpoints one of the worst things about internet culture that has seeped into real culture in general: snap judgement becoming seen as fact bc of folks doing the thing we’re taught not to do - judging a book by its cover

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Today was a busy, stressful, shitty fucking day and I’ve been up since 6am on 3 hours of sleep

Selfie of me exhausted after a long ass day running on no sleep

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FalconWizard @falconwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Me seeing people saying this season of AHS is going to be good for once...

Jessica Lange: There's not going to be a good season of AHS you stupid slut.

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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 22/09/2026

Zohran posts about pothole filling vs Presidential meetings like Kojima posts about movies he likes and doesn't lol

Kojima gushes praise for the movie Wonka

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just watched the extra scenes from Avengers Endgame Encore the way god intended - shaky cam footage posted on social media while sitting alone in the sauna at the gym

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m glad she stayed on X because if she was mostly Bluesky it’d be like having an apex predator in a rural village. She’s got all she can eat over there and the victims deserve it.

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Professor Crawford’s Tuesday fit

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’m joining the chorus of “Resident Evil was great and then kinda fell apart in the last act but is still overall pretty great”

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The only correct shit he says is when he out loud says he could get away with something insane. Even this big dumb baby knows the GOP is pathetically spineless and his followers are dumb as shit folks who blindly worship him.

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My targeted ads are now all about getting over breakups/divorces??? Earlier this year they suddenly were about “are you and your wife having trouble communicating” - what could I possibly be talking about in front of my phone for it to think I was married to a woman and now we’ve broken up????

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Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast @slayerfestx98.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Still thinking about Brand New Day. ICYMI: On a recent Free-to-All Patreon episode with @ianxcarlos.bsky.social @brettwhite.bsky.social Drag Race’s Discord Addams + Sabrina Ryan discussed the new Spider-Man🕷️ Audio: tinyurl.com/55scx4r2 Video: tinyurl.com/3xkcpm22

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I posted the clip of SMG and David Boreanaz at the Emmy's on insta and I can't stop thinking about the angry comment from someone who said, in reply to David saying he thought Buffy + Angel would end up together, "He doesn't actually think that! He doesn't care! he's just acting" and .............

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Had to pay two bills today that were *ahem* higher than I thought they’d be then watched too much of the news and I just

A Cathy comic strip of her yelling into the phone edited so she’s saying “why the fuck would anything nice ever happen?!?”

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

How was that NOT the season finale of Lanterns? This show is so damn good!

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Did some recordings today and now let’s see if I can finish cleaning my recording room tonight

Post recording selfie in my recording room with my nerd shit and purple lights behind me

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I watched The Wrong Girls last night and I kinda loved it? Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat are so damn charming as stoner BFFs who accidentally invent weed that gives you telekinesis

Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat saying "why is everything so hard?"

Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat saying, "we're weed witches"

Kristen Stewart saying, "weed weed weed weed weed, Telekinesis!"

Kate McKinnon saying "you are dumb as rocks, and you should be dead"

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Spent 2 hours at the gym this AM and feel like I can accomplish everything on my to-do list that’s been piling up all week

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Adam Straughan @adamstraughan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Season 3 has been a blast to cover! Big thanks to @ianxcarlos.bsky.social for going through it all with me! The finale was a great watch and I’m pumped for season 4!

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I mentioned the GOP putting up that thirst trap of Hasan Piker in my straight groupchat and….none of them knew who he was and I wish to be *that* offline

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This video of Fetterman is so poorly edited together that the audio sounds like AI and the whole thing makes me feel like Fetterman is sittin’ next to Mitch McConnell doing ~great~ together

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Bald Frankenstein’s brain is really fucking cooked

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Fell asleep without setting my alarm or charging my phone and woke up at the exact time I had to leave for the gym and was only 10 mins late we are considering this a win plz clap

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

There was a point when I was working 3 jobs in NYC - the weirdest one was “Tech Guy” for an unhinged rich old man who wanted someone to sit next to him + read his emails aloud, then print them. If he got a call, he’d just want me to sit next to him and listen. That was literally all I did for him.

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I legit assumed the screenshotted post *was* from Bluesky. It feels like every social platform is either this or Incel Nazis and nothing else.

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I woke up this AM at 701 for my 7am gym training and it’s thrown off my whole schedule for the day and I am guilt tripping myself about it why am I like this about any change or mistake lulz

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

When I posted this on insta, folks jumped in the comments to point out her flaws. When I replied to one commentor saying this was just a jokey meme they said “I know, I’m just saying 😂” and like…..

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

between this and 9/11 this month was a real mixed-bag for me

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

even now, she's still teaching us

screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

What’s that one viral tweet making fun of all the nonsense names in Marvel and Star Wars movies? Because I’m half watching The Mandalorian and Grogu and this movie is 100% that tweet (that I only vaguely remember)

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I posted another mini essay over on my insta today that’s way less miserable than my last one, so we’re improving I guess www.instagram.com/p/DczBgaFiTW...

“ADHD! At the Starbucks

Wait what’s that song playing, I think it’s a song I love, I hate looking at this blank Word doc” a preview of said mini essay with the image I did for it

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

4 hours of sleep but she still got her ass to the gym at 7am plz clap

My legs, and two gym morning beverages, and my yellow Kill Bill sneakers

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Today is the 1st day of class at the *other* college where I teach + I just looked up the buildings I’m teaching in + the 1st one is the farthest away you can get from the parking garage which means a 15-20 min walk to class on the hottest day we’ve had in NJ in a month I am going to be so sweaty

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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I feel like I’ve been in the longest, most boring episode of MTV’s Boiling Points the last few years and the comments section on my pod’s insta are about to be the thing that makes me lose out on the cash prize. (Don’t worry, I have therapy tomorrow)

Alice from The Magicians saying “but shut the fuck up, okay?”

Buffy saying “shut up” from Buffy season 4

Joel McHale saying “everyone want you to shut up” from Community

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