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Dan 💙💜💖

@youareaprogram.bsky.social

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Dan (he/him) | UK | idk think of an interesting bio and put it here 👨‍❤️‍👨 @c3nric.bsky.social

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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 5h

sir another language has the hit the tower of babel

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

not enough evil viziers around nowadays for my liking :/

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

crank 2 genuinely makes my pussy unhinge like the jaw of a snake it's so good

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I got these teeth whitening things that prob don't even work but they make me laugh cause everytime I put them on then immediately forget so I look in the mirror and it's just like

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just ass out and casually asking your fuck buddy about their trauma after rawdogging

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My drow about to go waterDEEP 🫦

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the USSRIs

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

why do they call it bone broth and not skeleton soup

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

anyone else been savagely attacked by their bf?

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Ur mom @goldengowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Craft (1996)

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the plot wiccans

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

so this is how I find out I'm mpregnant 😔 can I get mabortion now?

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hans Capon, concussed, in the back of the wagon to Maleshov

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

he fucking survived???

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

LMAO I got a debuff cause Lae'zel brought out the ball gag and nipple clamps or something

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Still makes me scream that in BG3 and you do the romance scene with Lae'zel you have to roll to top 😭

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

do you reckon Martin Luther was able to squirt when he was writing his callout post for the vatican or whatever

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

do you reckon Omega level X-Men mutants get dead annoyed with the omegaverse cause it makes it sound like they're the weakest and in heat

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I got that good liminal pussy 🤤

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Nancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I love you too @youareaprogram.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️

Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?

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Nancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Are muslim kinksters allowed to call themselves pigs? 🤔 Is it piss cow? Pit lamb? What are the halal words for kinks?

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Henry of Skalitz and Hans Capon on a bender in Devi's Den

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

ok I'm done with being upset, I'm gonna goon over medieval knights again xoxo

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Cannot stand it when someone comes to you looking for an argument, I'm not here to entertain your little need for a power trip, use your words or take a walk x

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Just took one of those autism "what emotion are these people displaying" tests and thought I did really well on it and turns out I got 49% right 🧍‍♂️

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026

man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Got a haircut or, as the Swedish say, Jag vaxstrippade min fitta rå ☺️

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

if you can't handle me at my kal-el no you don't deserve me at my enough champagne....to fill the nile ✨

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Do you reckon vampires get dead mad at their blood donor when they get pregnant cause now they cant get menstrual blood for like a year

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

going to start exclusively speaking with an Australian accent around my cat to see if her meows go bogan Yes I am rewatching kath and kim x

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

one thing that tickles me about the whole Wales/Scotland/NI leaving the uk thing is that people keeping making maps that puts where I live as part of it girl why am I now Welsh kfgjbjkfbg

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

7.30AM, he had no idea they were going to play in her face

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

chat gpt is hooked up to my hitachi and my clit legit fell off 🥴

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just remembered one time at an icebreakers thing at a job I had for 2 weeks they were like "ask a question to the group to get to know them!" and mine was "if you washed ashore on a desert island where there is no food whatsoever but a human body which organ would you eat first"

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

man who was in my lobby for dead by daylight and was streaming was calling me for everything after I left him to die (I was about to die myself), calling me a faggot etc but not a dead faggot tho was I x

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

God, jesus or a lesbian (the three genders) please give me the strength to resist buying a whole new gaming PC thank u x

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MEANBOSSART @meanbossart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Half-an-inch-taller-than-Henry Hans Capon supremacy 🙂‍↕️ #art #hansry #kcd2

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Girls Aloud explaining industry safety standards about a new machine in the plant: "I'm just a deglove machine"

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Fleetwood Mac fan that's also one of Jergal's Scriveners of Doom: Bone Dust Woman

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

thinking about getting a new graphics card so ready to sell feet pics anytime x

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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

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it’s a sketch of henry of skalitz with broad shoulders, fat rolls and a giant peach of an ass

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

why is my Drow bullying this refugee child 😭 (a drow saying someone is a third son is like a major insult kdsbfjkb)

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

do yous reckon ye olde medieval yaoi fangirls were like "oh lancelot and galehaut could definitely use pottage as lube" like they do on Ao3 nowadays with stuff like gun oil as lube

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm fully immune to this spell ☺️

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Whenever I see AI

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

this mod is so funny cause yeah sorry but a 6ft tall drow with magic powers would scare the shit out of me

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

just two goth bitches going "exactlyyyyy" to each other

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Nancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Muslim Lord of the Rings be like "Gondor calls for Eid (mubarak)!"

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

imagine if there was a dating show where one man impregnates like 20 women and he has to date them and the one he gets with doesn't abort the baby

Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

FAGGOT (it's ok, my hair stylist is Colombian x)