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Jay 🥪

@s4ndw1ch.bsky.social
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Lvl. 33 Dog Dad 🐶👾🏳️‍🌈 (semi)Chronic Shitposter 🔞 𝗻 𝘀 𝗳 𝘄 ! ! CHS, SC 🇺🇸📍

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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 19h
“Not now baby, I’m uplifting Tinashe”
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me and my 9 albums 💕
Tinashe, Lana Del Rey, Dance Gavin Dance, A Lot Like Birds, Broadway, Doja Cat, PinkPantheress, Crystal Castles
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fat ass or fat dick? 🤔
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why is every gay app littered with bots? 🫩
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wanna fuck until the room smells like it’s about be fumigated and foreclosed
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ll never stop talking about Tinashe.
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Awful take because Greninja exists.
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s never too late for a #FCF post 😉
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A new girl at work quit/walked out like 10 minutes after I had left for the day— but like, she couldn’t leave BEFORE I did? That way I could’ve just stayed & closed down with the other 2. 🙄
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ITS “UPLIFT TINASHETOBER”! STREAM #POPSTAR 💫
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did a small birthday celebration with some of Nellie’s besties at work! 🥰
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My baby turns 6 today! ☺️💕
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me going to bed fully knowing I’m gonna be on my phone for a few hours:
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did anyone remember to wake up Billie Joe Armstrong today? September ended.
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Training new people at work has made me realize I hate training new people at work 🙃
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me, looking around my near empty food pantry looking for something to eat at 1am:
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope Tinashe releases 10 different versions of “Popstar” like how Taylor or Charli would
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remixes??? & 25/8 flip is by PinkPantheress?! Love my popstars ✨💕
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to Carowinds for the first time ever in 2 weeks! I need to ride something asap 😌
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need somebody’s son’s hole right now 🥴
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate “cum & go” hookups. Like why are you giving me just an hour to get ready, travel to you, fuck you for like 20min, then leave? 😒
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Joe Santagato is coming to my area??? This is my chance to meet my future husband 😍
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’re so close to Heated Rivalry season 2 and the constant online discourse surrounding it.
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I never want the people that want me. 😭
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
POPSTAR first listen rating: 7/10 ✨ Wasn’t expecting some of the artistic directions she was going in, the title track Popstar especially wasn’t what I had hoped for, but I know after a few listens the album will be an 8/10. (333 remains her magnum opus.)
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Omg 1 hour 😍
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#POPSTAR is out tomorrow! 💫
Tom and Jerry, Jerry mouse crying meme edit look like Tinashe songsforyou album cover outfut
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A month ago one of our clients got upset and said “she’s never bringing her dogs back to our facility” Well guess who walked in today asking for a grooming appointment and daycare reservations 🙃🙃🙃
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t care at all about most podcasts but Tinashe’s on “Call Her Daddy” tomorrow and I will be seated! This will be such good publicity for her
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hulu removed “Nana” from it’s library and because I’m tired of streaming platforms, I bought the full DVD collection & it arrived today 😍
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“Why'd you go & put stars in your eyes?” #tinashe #pinkpantheress
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When men meetup for a jerk, why’s it called a “circle jerk” instead of a “staff meeting”?
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love dick pics but not in a sexual way, I'm just nosey to see what you’re packing
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see this post a Blonde
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Hi Barbie! Pregnant Barbie in the Kitchen
Alt: The Most Popular Girls in School Van Buren family unison hi greeting
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hot men are ruining themselves with meth I fucking hate it hereeeeeee
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OHMYGOD I just noticed this little frog was on my car window the ENTIRE way home 😭
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times in a gif
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Howl's Moving Castle: Sophie and Howl Flying
ALT: Howl's Moving Castle: Sophie and Howl Flying
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
On all levels (except physical)
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
QTP with 10 games to get to know you 🎮 Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles Pokemon Puzzle League Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 Soul Calibur 2 (Gamecube) Zelda: Wind Waker Paper Mario: TTYD Smash Bros Melee/Brawl/Ultimate Mario Kart: Double Dash Mario Party (all of them) Kingdom Hearts (ALL OF THEM)
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People been saying for years that Keke Palmer looks like a younger Angela Bassett but I just can’t see the resemblance 😭
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Omg this is genius marketing! The magazine covers are the tracklist #popstar #tinashe 💫
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We’ve held a village referendum
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fuuuuck I’m so tired of working 😭😭😭
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me: “Probably gonna give up on men again” Narrator: “That lasted 10 minutes.”
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I need to know, who the fuck at Disney signed off on this? Roxas holding two guns instead of keyblades is lowkey sending meeeee 😭😂💀
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me, the moment that I wake up: “ugh, I can't wait to go to sleep tonight” lol
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do you prefer spontaneous sex or planning ahead of time?
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Tinashe is opening for Harry Styles, who is way better than fuck ass Ed.
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reminder: It’s polite when you swallow 🫶🏼
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Jay 🥪 @s4ndw1ch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Finally beat KH3 for the first time! Although the Data Luxord battle in ReMind is giving me the hardest time I’ve had all game 😭
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