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percifex @percifex.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Stemming a nose bleed to increase the flow of the haemorrhage in your asshole 000
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percifex @percifex.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I love threads like this that open me to new ideas that I was even aware of or knew existed. Truly fantastic reading 000
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percifex @percifex.bsky.social · 06/03/2026“Give”?! As someone who always advocates the funniest possible outcome in sports, decisions made by the people managing these teams is a constant source of entertainment 000
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Reposted by percifexAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty 580395308669
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Reposted by percifexdan mentos @danmentos.com · 15/12/2025Powerful video depicting a symbol of American ideals, as a statue topples in the foreground 47810
Reposted by percifexBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/12/2025This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed. 273155345762
Reposted by percifexSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 10/12/2025[late night in my lab, flipping a switch and watching a humongous bolt of lightning strike the hideous monster I've been creating] 'ah fuck! my hideous monster! ruined!! burnt to a fucking crisp!!! 1297
