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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch)

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Baltimore --> Philadelphia Florida State / Let’s Go O’s America's #3152057841 law boi

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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i look forward to completing a very half-ass ruck in these at rugby alumni weekend 💆‍♂️
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
posting compay segundo music videos in the chat 😮‍💨
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
victory edition
baltimore comedian stavros halkias sitting in a purple lit room holding a gun.  he is wearing a lamar jackson jersey
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ravens hell yeah lmao
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
first b’nut squash soup of the szn 🙏
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
did jameis winston just clothesline his own running back?
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
tuning into the giants titans game for some Weird Football
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
can’t find a seat
franklin field w v empty stands while a football game is happening between lehigh and penn
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i declare Ham and Swiss Weather ™️
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i am counting on nc state notre dame conditions (you know the one) for the penn football game tomorrow
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i am now recommended for the practice of law in pennsylvania 🧙‍♂️
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what if we fired mike elias (into the sun)
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
soon
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
excited for my let’s all go to the movies fall (history of concrete and you can see everything)
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
marveling at every AL west team’s run differential. the beautiful game!
Every AL west team has a completely underwater run differential.  the lowest is -37.  

Houston -52
Texas -37
Seattle -63
Oakland forever -221
Anaheim -89
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh it is perfect outside this morning :’ )
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the strength it took to abandon my bed this morning (50’s and rainy outside)
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
little timmy chompers is at it again (sniffing while engaged in loaf pan mode)
little timmy chompers himself, the most handsome tuxedo cat in the world, in near total loaf pan mode resting upon an ottoman with a paw sort of tucked and locking like a seal of sorts with whiskers in semi alert/ semi lounge mode
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
perhaps craig albernaz *not* return as orioles manager in 2027?
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Sadly Rutschman @flannelgoddess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Baltimore doesn’t have transplant discourse because we spend all our time being mad about the Orioles instead
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
baltimore comedian stavros halkias sitting in a purple lit room holding a gun.  he is wearing a lamar jackson jersey
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
watching ashton daniels and fsu
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ah, there is the florida state i know and love
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
nole fan hear
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Drew @dskywlkr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
THEM NOLES SCORED FIRST, KAMALA
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Charlie 🏆 Aug 2018 COTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay okay everyone take a breath because we all watched that and forgot we still get to see the ending of UNC/Clemson
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what does this guy even do
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dripped-out pigeon 😮‍💨
a pigeon walking on a yellow sidewalk/no parking stripe.  the pigeon has a grey-ish head, brown free athletes body with white speckles, and a white tail.  most pigeons are not brown, so i think this is cool.
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
little timmy chompers at it again
the most handsome tuxedo cat in the world resting on a blue couch with his head on a yellow/goldenrod blanket.  his ears are perked up and his whiskers are alert because he believes there may be a Tuna Gogurt opportunity.
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i had a horrifying vision of ryan ripken saying “CAPEX” on a podcast upon hearing this news
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i enjoyed seeing ARCHITECTON here and exploring the rest of the spooky dead mall
share.inquirer.com
Neshaminy Mall to close this fall
The Bensalem Township mayor said the complex will soon be demolished.
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
thinking about calling this guy “Little Timmy Chompers”
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
shots of colts fans (who do not want football in their city) heading for the exits 💆‍♂️
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
tougher task when 3/4 top WR are out
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
POUR IT ON, BALTIMORE
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
chockinnnnn
jim carrey as the mask in the movie “the mask”

his head is green and he has big/oversized teeth
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
al time chock,
bucknutsfan257 says “all time chock”
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ohio state board time
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
treating myself to a reading of the texas longhorns 247 message board 🤠
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
overrated chant for oregon i’m yellin
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
sporty
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
oklahoma could do the funniest thing to michigan w 00:00 on the clock, tbh
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
big record get for 16 year old me
Okkervil River album: The Stage Names 

the album features clouds at the very top with an alternating red / yellow rising sun pattern.  center of the album cover is a hand (atop the rising sun pattern) reaching out of water.  at top is the text okkervil river.  at the bottom is the text “the stage names”  both on ribbon-y banners
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@ rancho gordo bean club
eric andre let me in meme

top panel: eric andre runs along a fence with a mic yelling “let me in”

bottom panel: eric andre throws his head back and yells “let me iiiiiiiiin!”
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
how can i opt into push notifications for septa canceling my train due to “equipment issues” so i can find out *before* i leave for/ get to the station
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
no florida state football that can hurt me this weekend; harbaugh-free ravens: total serenity 💆‍♂️💆‍♂️💆‍♂️💆‍♂️💆‍♂️💆‍♂️
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
new elephant graveyard (thankin)
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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
real chief mouser potential here
the most handsome tuxedo cat in the world holding a toy mouse between his paws so he can bite and/or lick it while resting upon a red rug w some patterns on it
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