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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 6h

On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home

Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 5h

I am beginning to doubt the scheming capabilities of some of y'alls eunuchs. Now my viziers have assured me I am correct to do so.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 6h

Wow, they really ARE running the government like a software company

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Reported Pentagon data breach
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Hegseth to cut 20% generals

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 5h

Fire codes exist for a reason. And that reason is so you can use them to reverse engineer the exact conditions needed for normally stable structures to become extremely flammable.

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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 6h

The failed state vibes have become stronger than you can imagine

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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 11h

today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996

A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 29/05/2024

You are not the devil's advocate! The Devil's advocates get paid twelve thousand dollars an hour and don't waste time arguing with randos on social media. They only argue in front of the higher courts, and they play to win. What you are, is an asshole.

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 6h

You know I had this bad boy. Got it in 98 when the movie came out and kept it almost 20 years.

Mulder's "I want to Believe" UFO poster, photo of a UFO above some trees

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 6h

Been thinking about Dragon Age again. Last time I did this was... in autumn of 2025, when I finally bought Veilguard for 10 bucks. (Worth 20, easily). I don't think this means I'm going to play through all of them AGAIN but it doesn't NOT mean that...

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 01/03/2024

Baldur's Gate 4: Midnight Ranger

The scene from Midnight Cowboy where Dustin Hoffman nearly gets hit by a cab, but he yells "hey I'm gathering my party and venturing forth, here!" imagine it in the accent, it's written in the accent

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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 7h

It finally happened. AI came for my day job

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 8h

A HOA is basically an AI programmed on paper running on wetware that reaches the "Anger" stage of rampancy. It is hostile to all forms of life that aren't grass.

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 8h

Broke: We should let AI make laws 1000x as complex as our laws today Woke: No we shouldn't ONE WHO HAS SEEN THE TRUTH: AI already makes our laws. The system of laws is an artificial construct. The wetware drones who carry it out are incognizant of the system.

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 8h

If you followed me on the bird site you may recall my repeated insistence that corporations and governments are basically early attempts at artificial intelligence, software that runs on distributed wetware. This is why they love the idea of "AI" so much.

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 27/02/2026

"The government is secretly doing anti-vax propaganda" that's my personal one. I think that the evil overlord types have used propaganda outlets to do anti-vax stuff on the government dime to kill people, because that's all they want

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 10h

NYT tomorrow: Trump Praises Hispanic Resilience

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 10h

okay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 10h

Luke is sick because he has exposed the secrets of the Mesopotamian afterlife: Beer and NOT setting your house on fire. It remains a goal of society ever since.

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 11h

it didn't fit in the word limit

stoned and just cut some salami with a very pointy knife directly next to a full, unopened can of red bull. when the knife obviously poked a hole in the can of red bull and foam started spraying directly into my face I was so confused for probably 5 seconds that I had the thought "what the fuck kind of salami is this? it must've gone bad"

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Chris 🧠 talk with humans @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 11h

living through the horrors while doin a lil butt dance like this

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 15h

I love those awful bumbling stubborn Bundrens. I found it much funnier than the title had lead me to believe. A dark groan of a joke for an ending.

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 30/09/2026

So I go to the doctor, and she says "don't worry, sir, we can get you a vasectomy right away, I'll make the appointment myself" which I thought was pretty rude coming from my kid's pediatrician.

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 29/09/2026

Can't get on out at all from Mississippi!

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 29/09/2026

something's wrong in Washington

photoshop. two tired old white guys hold up a photo of themselves in a hotel conference room or something, while a third one looks dismissively at the audience. the photo of themselves is holding up a photo of themselves, ad infinitum

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nora @downtownkitty.com · 29/09/2026

“the advertisers called and said you need to wear a hat”

a bald phillies pitcher is handed a hat in front of a large nutrafol ad

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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There are two good movies with Tom Cruise in them: "Eyes Wide Shut" and "Magnolia' and that's entirely because those directors understand that fundamentally Tom Cruise does not have a soul.

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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Batman fans say that he’s not just a guy who beats up criminals, and in fact spends a lot of money on charity, infrastructure, community, etc. Well, think what he could achieve if he spent ALL his money on beating up criminals.

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/08/2025

my kid's extremely colorful and awesome self portrait also looks like a shitpost and I love it

crayon on paper drawing of a girl with a tall head, extremely long neck (extremely) in a rainbow shirt with a white cat and hearts on it. The girl has a ponytail, smile, and b lush and very narrow eyes

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 29/09/2026

This man was experiencing patriotism for the first time in his LIFE

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 29/09/2026

I mean obviously there's a lot of gross things going on here but "People hate it when you defend your constituents" has always been one of their main bets.

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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Threads is intensely the median-voter platform

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/09/2026

O'Brien's "Heh heh heh" there is golden, he's definitely my favorite.

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/09/2026

It would be a sweet ass Roller Derby shirt

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/09/2026

I make it a point to only block by hand! I know perfidy when I see it.

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MSSalleForth @mssalleforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Whatever gop pac paid for this ad needs to roll out a 10-sec. spot just on the Transgender Defender message, the slickest, coolest part of the whole thing. 😂🌈🇺🇸

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/09/2026

I made the mistake of looking at clearsky, I'm on some absolutely absurd lists that are named just like this, which made me think up this strategy.

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/09/2026

The blocklist feature offers an amazing opportunity for bad actors to fragment random normal posters, just create blocklists called things like "MAGA Trolls for Putin" and stick 50 bots and 50 popular leftist bsky posters on there. Post about it on replies to Big Political Accounts till it's popular

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/09/2026

Been thinking about the phrase "The continued and inexplicable Ghorman resistance to Imperial norms" a lot lately.

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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/09/2026

if this was true i would donate money to a political candidate for the first time in 23 years (gave a green party candidate gas money)

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/09/2026

I suspect that the former DA is not, in fact, beholden to anyone left of Temujin.

YouTube screenshot, Joe Biden and Scott Colom photoshopped back to back with A GHOSTLY ELIZABETH WARREN overhead. "BEHOLDEN TO THE FAR LEFT" it says

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