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Blood River Flow

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Self-employed unpaid intern. Skeets do not represent the views of my employer. See pictures of SWAMP TRASH here! www.pearlriverflow.com/gallery

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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 30m
B&W photo of Philip K Dick in a huge collared paisley shirt with his chest hair out, looking intensely at the camera, photo by Frank Ronan
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 30/09/2026
You know I had this bad boy. Got it in 98 when the movie came out and kept it almost 20 years.
Mulder's "I want to Believe" UFO poster, photo of a UFO above some trees
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 29/09/2026
something's wrong in Washington
photoshop. two tired old white guys hold up a photo of themselves in a hotel conference room or something, while a third one looks dismissively at the audience. the photo of themselves is holding up a photo of themselves, ad infinitum
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 29/09/2026
This man was experiencing patriotism for the first time in his LIFE
Football guy going thru it
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/09/2026
I suspect that the former DA is not, in fact, beholden to anyone left of Temujin.
YouTube screenshot, Joe Biden and Scott Colom photoshopped back to back with A GHOSTLY ELIZABETH WARREN overhead. "BEHOLDEN TO THE FAR LEFT" it says
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/09/2026
The ad opens with this and when I saw it at the gym a guy laughed and said "radical" in a supremely sarcastic way
YouTube screenshot, bald black man in a blue suit smiling as the words "Radical candidate Scott Colom" floats nearby
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/09/2026
Found it on YouTube and its literally just called "Transgender Defender" which would be great, I do wish "they" had said this as the ad claims. I like the color composition here.
YouTube screenshot: photo of a bald black man in a goatee and brown suit in front of a rainbow of drag queens. Trans color confetti rains down and "Transgender Defender" appears in trans pride colors on screen
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 25/09/2026
that picture of George Bush being told about 9/11 at a kindergarten
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 25/09/2026
yes I hung out in this apartment building a lot. I dated a girl that lived there. I did drugs in three of these apartments. There was a party for a turtle. A hitchhiker from bonaroo left her mother's ashes in a closet here. It was a good time.
full color photo by Jesse Yancy of a house with a wild mural on the front: Psychedelic faces, tigers and six-eyed wolves, melting zebras, elephant-man faces, vaguely southwestern eagles, and more
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 25/09/2026
Me and the guy who painted the trippy apartments on Fortification street ran into each other often. One day I was at an art event and he comes up and says, conspiratorially, "This is how I see you. This is how you look to the third eye" and covertly slips me this.
ink drawing on notebook paper, scraggly lines, a head-and shoulders drawing of a man with rectangular glasses, a beard and a hat. He has an illumination from behind, and 'BREATHE' is on the brim of the hat, "Patrick" is the title with an ankh for the T and a star on the top right leg of the "K"
His voice baloon says "five bird scrolls 15 below gravity" and in workman cursive below the neck it says 'together oui wheel stand every bouy every water and her sun"
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 24/09/2026
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 23/09/2026
the "Anakin and Padme" meme from Star Trek: Episode 2, four panels: Anakin says "Damnit, something has to happen!"
Padme: "Something good, right?" With a smile on  her face
Then he gives her a deadpan look and she looks unhappy
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 23/09/2026
the "Anakin and Padme" meme from Star Trek: Episode 2, four panels: Anakin says "Damnit, something has to happen!"
Padme: "Something good, right?" With a smile on  her face
Then he gives her a deadpan look and she looks unhappy
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 21/09/2026
Another poem in my 'poems written while waiting around' series. Car Rider Line.
photo of text: blank ink on blue lined notebook

Car rider line
sorter of parents
into order
paying for care
with their time
the best at
the front of
the line
I come in last
moving fast
on time bought
by my child
who has
so much more
time left time
not sacrificed
to the
car rider line
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 21/09/2026
TFW you realize you're the least high person in the room
B& w photo of Johny Cash RICHARD Nixon both looking like they're on too many drugs while wearing suits
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 20/09/2026
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 19/09/2026
Figure this will come in handy
Comic text box saying "the worst man on earth"
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 18/09/2026
anyway, they gave the pope the big green orb, if anyone wants to go do some remote viewing of the vatican I have the dark counterpart so we can check it out
photo: guy in a backyard holding a jet black orb, with raised, polished continents of Earth
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 18/09/2026
wrote a poem in line at Krogers tonight
hand-drawn ink on paper in a small notebook. It reads
"I heard you were looking
for the most difficult
grocery transaction
in Jackson
they found her in kroger
6 twelve packs of pepsi products
72 cans for the price of 36
3 boxes of this on that card
for Dizzy Dean sausage rewards
EBT for these three
debit card and coupons for
eight packs of pepperoni
twinkies for the day care
put that on their card
and pay in cash for dog food
with cash back from pepperoni
she apologizes to me
she is sorry
but I would rather watch you
with my buggy all night
than be told I was wrong
by the self check-out machine"
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 17/09/2026
This is the same demon that haunted Sen. John C Stennis, urging him to be less racist!
photo, b&w, of a smoky congressional chamber, two old white guys at a table with a cloaked apparition behind them
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 14/09/2026
logging in and trying to figure out what's going on
pen and ink art of a sci-fi guy in a bubble helmet with a device hooked to the forehead of an alien with elf ears and small eyes Joe Orlando; Wally Wood - Open Clipart Library traced from Captain Science #5, art by Joe Orlando and Wally Wood
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 11/09/2026
The ants have been scavenging a dead cicada in my driveway for days, their repeated visits have moved enough pebbles around to make a little trail, a minuscule monument to this tiny terrestrial whale fall.
photograph of a black red and green cicada with a detatched faceplate, closeup view with a pile of tiny pebbles around it on a gravel-filled concrete surfacecolor photo, showing the teardrop shape of pebbles in front of the black red and green cicada with a detatched faceplate and tucked wingsphotograph, 3' aerial view of of a black red and green cicada with a detatched faceplate, with a pile of tiny pebbles around it and a trail leading away, on a gravel-filled concrete surfaceclose up photo of a black, red and green cicada with removed faceplate, a teardrop shaped trail of pebbles leading to and surrounding it.
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 06/09/2026
the child decided she wanted to do a stop motion animation, which in retrospect is way more work than I want to do, but I guess I'm supposed to encourage her to do things like this, so tomorrow we record sound.
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 05/09/2026
Yeah I heard you were into force fem, so I uh, got you a little comic book.
slightly blurry photo of a comic in red white and blue called "Female Force: Margaret thatcher with her name in the nazi font. She looks like Ron Reagan with 80s hair and has the Trump throat pussy thing going. It's awful.
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/08/2026
Cover of Animal Man 14. An adult looking baby drawn like a portrait of a medieval adult
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 24/08/2026
this is not the first time I've read a skeet by this man that makes me want to log off for the day. This is something you could MAYBE think if you never met anyone but white people? There's a ton of cultures down here but that's how you'd only encounter "fake redneck" (ironically, a real culture)
skeet by @mtsw.bsky.social
"A really weird irony about the "authenticity" debate wrt rural volk vs cosmopolitan elites is that the actual culture of rural red state America in the 2020s is not actually authentic in any meaningful way?"
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 20/08/2026
Comic panel,  a man in a blue suit pounds his fists on a red brick wall shouting "am 8 losing my mind?"
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 20/08/2026
"what are you gonna do, stab me?" News screenshot meme, cruedly photoshopped to say "sue"
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 19/08/2026
man I do kinda miss it when Star Wars was just a pile of RPG sourcebooks and some books George Lucas didn't know about
Very fancy Oil Painting. Han Solo fighting a giant otter I guess. The otter is decked out in sweet jewels and looks like it's doing kung fu or something.
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 19/08/2026
Logging on
More John Ridgway art, close up of John Constantine, a blonde man with short hair and a square chin.  "I should go. But its too late. I'm already plugged into the claustrophobic horror of these peoples lives"
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 19/08/2026
Was reading Hellblazer today and saw this curious phrase, Return to Victorian Values, which was apparently a real thing Thatcher focused on.
Hellblazer 1, with the sparse pencil and thick ink of John Ridgway, a brightbut small color palette, lots of simple hatching, captions "Hunger flashes its teeth from the shadows. And defeat lays in the gutter, waiting for the garbage truck. This is where the abandoned people live. All part of the Great British "return to Victorian Values", I guess
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 18/08/2026
New guy at the office is sitting too close to the monitor, has ALL the programs open, and is sending Microsoft support a message that just says "mmmmmmmmm"
Picture of a large tawny cat sitting on a laptop keyboard staring at the screen
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 17/08/2026
unlikely blue and white photo of a blue 55 gallon drum of #LUBELIFE WATER BASED LUBRICANT going down a white waterslide next to a white guy with an open mouth on a blue waterslide dolly, both heading toward a blue pool of water
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 17/08/2026
PHOTO OF JOHN OLIVER LOOKING SHOCKED AND/OR ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 17/08/2026
bluesky window saying "to log out, click here. Or if you'd prefer you can delete your account"
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 16/08/2026
comic art, unknown source, stark red background, white man with white hair and triangle brows raised high, eyes open wide in shock
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 15/08/2026
Oh, you know what? I really like rice. Bleached and enriched rice.
still from MST3K 815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. where Mike tells the bots that he really likes rice so they make it "extreme," which involves him wearign sunglasses and a backwards hat while eatign rice out of a bowl
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 13/08/2026
all the Ozarks/Ouchita fans in the chat
A topographical map of the US showing that there are far more, and steeper, mountain ranges in the west half of the country. Between the mountains are two figures sayign "wow! cool mountains!"
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 13/08/2026
Marge Simpson saying "it's true, but he shouldn't say it"
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 12/08/2026
Starfleet's Miles O'Brien with a phaser up under his chin, pointing it up
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 10/08/2026
My party when we move out of the low level zones and start getting steel armor and weapons off our defeated foes:
screen shot of sandy white guy with a goatee saying "our age of bronze is collapsing"
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 08/08/2026
political cartoon meme of the guy flipping the calendar to 1984 but it's 1784
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 07/08/2026
logging off. all of you need to get some sleep and try again tomorrow
photoshop of the end of 2001 movie, the guy in the bed pointing at the obilisk, the old man is labeled ME the obelisk is labeled "the takes"
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 06/08/2026
yes. more.
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 05/08/2026
Time for some old photos of Abandoned Shoes
an aqua blue flip-flop in a field of dead dry leaves of uniform dust-red-brownBlack rubber rainboot melting into the mud, red soled, a branch and whiet plastic bag on top of it it, leaves in green, yellow and brown scattered around and on ittennis shoe on a sidewalk next to a brick wall, tall buffalo grass is at the wall, as are bright red holly berriesthe bottom of a boot or shoe, poking up out of brown leaves and solid dirty, with a green vine nearby
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 03/08/2026
WELCOME TO MY REMOTE OFFICE
a lone office chair in an overgrown area, overlooking a forested hill. The sun is in the top left, casting deep shadows on the ragged chair, small bushes in the fore and background
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 03/08/2026
Just saw someone say "back in the 80s and 90s when they still used natural fabrics" and....
photo of two stop signs at the same intersection in a pine-tree filled neighborhood
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 30/07/2026
Me at the function, Acting Normal
Comic art of a man with a contraption on his head saying "begin experimenting one"
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/07/2026
Me if a missionary gets on the plane and begins to preach to us in closed quarters
Far Side comic, goofy man looking out airplane window is touching a switch labeled "wings stay on / wings fall off" with the caption
"Fumbling for his recline button, Ted unwittingly instigates a disaster"
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/07/2026
Child playing Roblox: Dad have you ever played a game called "Team Fortress 2?" Me:
photo of Uncle Baby Billy with his big teeth, white hair and giant glasses, high as shit in the clouds, half translucent
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