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Mary Aileen

@patchworkmouse.bsky.social
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Retired librarian, crafter, glass-wearing reading geek. She/her, mostly ace.

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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 14h
The Yule Cat tree topper is finished! And I managed to make her kinda spooky after all with some glowing eyes lol 🧶 #crochet #knitting
A crocheted tree topper that is a house with a tile cat climbing it. The cat has white eyes that glow in the dark and a pair of red mittens in her mouthA crocheted tree topper that is a house with a tile cat climbing it. The cat has white eyes that glow in the dark and a pair of red mittens in her mouthA crocheted tree topper that is a house with a tile cat climbing it. The cat has white eyes that glow in the dark and a pair of red mittens in her mouth. The room is slightly dim so that you can see the eyes glowing in the dark
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Lynn Strong | Cozy fantasy author @lynnstrong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.reddit.com/r/CozyFantas... Coming this weekend - cozy fantasy fans, grab your fluffy socks, a good pot of tea, and get ready for both the Cozy the Day Away book sale and Hearthcon Online! 130+ books, dozens of authors. 💙📚🌈📚🪐📚🌶📚
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From the CozyFantasy community on Reddit: Cozy the Day Away group book sale is next Sat/Sunday, Oct 3-4th!
Explore this post and more from the CozyFantasy community
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 16h
Meanwhile, on Tumblr: Sauron tracking the Ring. www.tumblr.com/viralfrog/82...
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 15h
The princess took an earring off and held it out. The raven looked at it. "Whatever for?" "You are wise and clever. Many princesses have dragons, but none has a raven friend." The raven picked up the earring. "Say no more." "Friends?" she asked when it returned the next day. "Forevermore."
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Mary Aileen @patchworkmouse.bsky.social · 15h
(romance)
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 18h
Oh we're doing Romance novel discourse again?
Fred from Scooby Doo unmasks a ghost in two panels. In the first, the masked ghost is, "HERE'S WHY THIS GENRE I HATE IS BAD." In the second, the ghost is unmasked to turn out to be, "I HAVEN'T READ OF IT BUT"
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Mary Aileen @patchworkmouse.bsky.social · 15h
Wheat germ pancakes. Yum!
three golden brown pancakes baking on a round griddle, with a small stack of completed pancakes piled on a plate in the background
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The Scamperbeasts @scamperbeasts.bsky.social · 19h
The competition in the Midwest Interspecies Loafing Regionals is intense and it's hard to say at this point who will prevail and advance to the national quarterfinals
Sugar the cat and Charlie the dog, loafing on the top of the stairs
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Mary Aileen @patchworkmouse.bsky.social · 21h
I've done this. Repeatedly. I had to swear off hard candies because of it.
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Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cartoon by Hergé. CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Wat een week, he? TINTIN: Kapitein, het is woensdag."
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 21h
Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 30/09/2026
Boat. Gird.
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Mary Aileen @patchworkmouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I certainly would!
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Mary Aileen @patchworkmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yikes!
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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has fucked me up more than once. If you have a coconut allergy, you NEED to be careful about anything with “activated charcoal” anywhere near the label.
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 28/09/2026
Meanwhile, in the "The Chosen One" dep't... www.tumblr.com/blignick/828...
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walking into your local library improves mental well-being by at least 62%.
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Heather Rose Jones @heatherrosejones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is your reminder that if you're the sort of Hugo Award data nerd who ...well, if you're any sort of Hugo Award data nerd, I'm happy to provide review (ebook) copies of The Theory of Related-ivity: A History and Analysis of the Best Related Work Hugo Category. alpennia.com/books/theory...
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The Theory of Related-ivity: A History and Analysis of the Best Related Work Hugo Category | Alpennia
The Best Related Work Hugo Award category has seen significant variation in interpretation. It has gone through three major administrative definitions: Best Non-Fiction Book, Best Related Book, and Be...
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Mary Aileen @patchworkmouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
mood
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
5. The best way of pushing a book to a kid is to say it isn't suitable. "You won't understand it." "It's rude." "It's far too challenging for someone your age." Then, just leave the book around somewhere they can reach it.
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Redmond Geek @redmondgeek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Literal Iron Man cosplay, where he’s a giant iron.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Mary Aileen @patchworkmouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love doing reference interviews on the weird stuff.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at a table, in front of a game board set up with several character figurines and various pieces of landscape terrain. On the table is also a measuring tape and a scattering of dice.
Green: Okay, that makes six. How many points did we need to dodge that strike?
Blue: Eight.
Green: Oof.

Both of the foxes look at the board pensively.
Blue: I guess that concludes the campaign. Another party wiped out in their first combat encounter.
Green: At this point we're just feeding adventurers to highwaymen.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Time for JAMES! Time for confusion and chaos and WAFFLES and the difficulties of dating while a Price (also dating in Portland, which is its own weird thing).
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know for a fact an ICE detainment happened. I am being told it does not exist. That is what I need help with. If you have any insight, my DM‘s are open
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 27/09/2026
Meanwhile, over at Tumblr... 😏 www.tumblr.com/dduane/82894...
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you’re the kind of person who messages the sewists in your life in the first week of October going “if I give you $50, will you make me a Halloween costume”, I hope you either educate yourself on what costuming actually takes or have perpetually wet socks.
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Pierce Presley @piercepresley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
files.explosm.net/comics/guest...
Cyanide and Happiness comic strip rewritten by a reader where one man makes repeated grammatical errors (in the text of speech bubbles) that make another man with allergies to such errors increasingly ill. After coughing up blood, the second man yells, "For the love of God stop!"
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 27/09/2026
The Nor’easter will weaken tonight, easing beach conditions and coastal flooding, though locally heavy rain will continue in parts of the Mid-Atlantic and New England into Monday.
NOAA key message: a strong nor’easter is slowly weakening—coastal flooding and gusty winds expected to ease tonight; rough surf and rip currents will gradually improve, but rain and pockets of locally heavy rainfall (1–2 in) linger into Monday with maps.
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Dr. Holly Walters @manigarm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Think my students will notice?
A pair of shoes in the pattern of the classical composition notebook.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stop calling people who wear masks and take Covid precautions the “forever covid” crowd. We’re literally the only ones trying to eliminate the virus. It’s not gone. It’s not over. It’s still disabling. People who deny this reality are the “forever COVID” crowd.
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andy, crump @crumpandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Normalize looking men dead in the eye when they say something that’s smart from a distance and insanely fucking stupid up close, and telling them that they’re blithering idiots.
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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A lot of things are shit right now, but recently a friend lost his guitar on the subway and a music producer found it, posted on Insta, and with the help of the internet tracked him down and RETURNED IT! Sometimes, the world is still a lovely place and people are still kind. 🥰🎸
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Dara @dara59.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Lynne Ann Morse @morselya.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay, so this was fun!
Screencap of successive posts - both from bots originating from the same playful person

Orcspiration
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YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.

Nora's Sandwich Bot
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hazelnut butter and dates on toasted a soft pretzel
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
btw the nor’easter is my fault bc i tried to book the whale watching for this weekend
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Susanna Kearsley @susannakearsley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can we do this for cinemas as well? Please?
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 26/09/2026
If you own 20+ flashlights, at a certain point you're probably running an unregistered lighthouse but we're not the lighthouse safety commission so keep up the good work.
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 25/09/2026
Brilliant human artistry makes us see humanity in nonhuman things. So does sticking googly eyes on a pencil. We are an easily confused species in this respect.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks at Blue as Blue is dramatically laying down on the floor.
Blue: You can go ahead and go to that party. I'll just be here by my self, alone.

Green looks at Blue with a frustrated frown, as Blue sticks his tongue out while making a disgusted face.
Green: You could also come with me.
Blue: I don't like people.

Green raises an eyebrow.
Green: Don't I count as "people?"
Blue: Of course not. You're the love of my life.
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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 25/09/2026
Another day, another long ass ridiculous morning trying to teach corgis that they cannot actually die of fomo
A pair of corgis at a fence gate making absolute fucking fools of themselves as the elementary school walkers pass because no one ever loves these dogs or plays with them or gives them any treats ever
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/09/2026
I would not be surprised if people are surprised Collins and Roberts are (likely) at the top of the SF income leaderboard, but their books certainly qualify as science fiction regardless of how else they are marketed. They count.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/09/2026
Among living authors and going on book sales only, and excluding fantasy/horror, Suzanne Collins (via 100 million+ copies of Hunger Games) and Nora Roberts (from the 70 million copies of her "In Death" series, writing as JD Robb). Both of them have other income sources as well, of course.
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look who I met at the FanX con today!
Two people who are cosplaying Statler and Waldorf: suits and ties, and then masks constructed out of fabric.
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