iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 19h

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a fake screenshot from the game Final Fantasy Tactics with Rapha saying "why is a woman's future never as promising as her abusers?"

Cal @dragonsworn.net · 29/09/2026

If you are looking at this and thinking “wow, are corgis supposed to be this large,” the answer is no. No they are not. Charlie here is from a working line and that breeding has ended up making him the cattle dog equivalent of the World’s Strongest Man who can haul a million dollars in pennies

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 29/09/2026

Hey, fuck your red state monolith bullshit, my neighborhood rocks

A shady suburban house with a giant jaunty Halloween skeletal torso with a “how YOU doin” expression posed in front of a Justin Pearson sign. There are a million of his signs and also Jeri Green signs and precisely zero Blackburn ones. So, again, fuck you. We do our part.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 27/09/2026

Werner Herzog: At times the corgi can mask itself in adorability like a chameleon of the canine world, the better to capture its unwary prey. Do not be fooled. It is a lie. They are assholes.

Ceres, a blue merle corgi, stretched out asleep on a pink cushion. She looks like a floofy angel.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 25/09/2026

Another day, another long ass ridiculous morning trying to teach corgis that they cannot actually die of fomo

A pair of corgis at a fence gate making absolute fucking fools of themselves as the elementary school walkers pass because no one ever loves these dogs or plays with them or gives them any treats ever

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martyfive @martyfive.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

< We will be with you soon, Jesse/Dylan Faden > #controlresonant

digital drawing of two characters from Control games, Jesse and Dylan Faden. they’re both wielding their weapons (Jesse with her Service Weapon/Gun, Dylan with his Aberrant/giant hammer), both cool as all hell/gender envy inducing, seemingly in the middle of some battle/fight for control. the background consists of mostly just rectangular/triangular shapes.

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 23/09/2026

Excited to reflect, absorb, and emit light EXTRA WELL today ✨💃⚡️ #BiVisibilityDay

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 22/09/2026

If anyone who has known me for eleven million years would like some psychic damage, today is the gup’s sixteenth birthday.

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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

wait so how do I know which one is broken

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 20/09/2026

It makes me Madeline Kahn as Mrs White angry that I can no longer be sure if a book just needs some love from an editor or if it was churned out by an LLM

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 20/09/2026

Once again I must plead to the powers that be that this is not the bi rep we’re looking for

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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 18/09/2026

A thing no one tells you about using your uterus for its biologically intended purpose is that once you do you can never sneeze safely again.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 17/09/2026

Slowly but surely working on moving back to Etsy since web hosting is so fucking fraught right now. No I do not care that you are including AI tokens in the price! I do not want that! Jesus fuck holy shit! Anyway. Still organizing some missing polish photos, but dragonsworn.etsy.com is up!

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Dragonsworn - Etsy

Shop Handmade sparkles for fashionable geeks by Dragonsworn located in Nashville, Tennessee.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 16/09/2026

Oooooof can confirm, and it’s ROUGH, y’all. Everyone has the same things in the same displays and it all looks the same because if you aren’t On Trend you can’t get into a big con and there’s only a couple of acrylic keychain and enamel pin factories that are safe to use with original art sooooo

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 14/09/2026

Tiny ferocious surprise maternal figures are my jam, especially when they have both magic AND claws.

Predator handshake meme: Nott the Brave and Princess Donut clasp hands over THIS IS MY BOY.

Neither Caleb nor Carl are in charge here, okay. They’re just not.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 14/09/2026

Ha ha ha just finished making all the logistics plans for the gup’s first big out of town college tour gamut, ha ha ha I am not old enough for this, ha ha ha haaaaa

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Trans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie @transmoleman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's extremely funny to me as someone who lived through it that there was a moral panic over video games and they somehow ignored Persona 3, a game where you play as a teenager who shoots themself in the head to summon Satan

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 12/09/2026

The entire core worldbuilding of Fringe was the gasp every nerd house in America made during the season one finale pull-back shot when William Bell asked Olivia to look out the window.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 12/09/2026

I have to stay up late all on my onesies in this dark giant house, LET’S PLAY A HORROR GAME THAT WILL BE SUPER WISE AND FUN

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 12/09/2026

Fun fact for non-Americans: public school field trip permission forms in the US require proof of the child’s health insurance with crosscheckable policy numbers.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 11/09/2026

This is actually what I will always remember: living in Memphis, next to one of the world’s busiest airports, and by lunchtime it was silent and the sky was perfectly clear. I can’t stress how eerie it was to see zero planes or contrails.

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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

comfortably in WHOSE pocket motherfuckers

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Homestar Blade Runner 20X6 @checarina.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

"what if we're living in a computer simulation? what if human consciousness is just a collection of algorithms? what does it mean to know something?" congratulations you've discovered the ancient field of philosophy now go do some basic reading before you say another fucking word please

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 08/09/2026

The fact that the Lanterns title card gets more yellow every week is VERY DISTRESSING

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 05/09/2026

Bruce weeping on his parents’ gave asking them if he’s allowed to be happy is the single greatest Batman moment in the history of the character.

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We Geek Girls @wegeekgirls.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

‘Batman: The Animated Series’ premiered on this day 34 years ago! (September 5, 1992) 🦇 Created by Bruce Timm & Eric Radomski. Voice cast: Kevin Conroy, Arleen Sorkin, Mark Hamill, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Loren Lester, Bob Hastings, Robert Costanzo, Richard Moll, Mari Devon, & more. #OnThisDay #BTAS

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 04/09/2026

Oh THAT’S why he lives here.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 04/09/2026

I need all the very lonely people insisting that ChatGPT has sentience and deserves rights to spend this long weekend watching Mass Effect LPs and then come back, because they apparently need to skip past basic Terminator shit and go straight to hard mode.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 04/09/2026

So after her bedtime party rampage on the patio, Ceres brought us a headless rat corpse

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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 03/09/2026

Sometimes I enjoy Kindle Roulette, where I hop a random number of “people also enjoyed” away from a book I liked. And then sometimes it suggests a werespider romance because its algorithm is certain I will like it. CITATION FUCKING NEEDED, AMAZON, NO PART OF THAT IS OKAY TO ME PERSONALLY

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 01/09/2026

If you did not have a four year-old in 2014 you may not be aware that the Penguins of Madagascar opens with Werner Herzog playing himself as a cartoon and it is INDISTINGUISHABLE

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doodlemancy ✨ @doodlemancy.com · 30/08/2026

brain, i understand that you'd rather do Preferred Activity, but right now we have to do Task. if we finish task we can do Preferred Activity WITHOUT feeling weighed down by the need to do Task. do you see how that works ah it's biting me my brain is biting me

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Tennessee Lookout @tennesseelookout.com · 28/08/2026

Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee and Nashville International Airport officials announced plans Friday to rename the airport in Dolly Parton’s honor. Lee discussed the idea this week with Parton’s team after the legendary singer, songwriter and philanthropist died at age 80.

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Tennessee governor backs plan to name Nashville airport for Dolly Parton • Tennessee Lookout

Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee and Nashville International Airport officials announced plans Friday to rename the airport in Dolly Parton’s honor.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 29/08/2026

In case anyone was curious how mourning is going here in Nashville, both bands at the high school football game are playing only Dolly in their stands cheers.

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robust soldier crab ball gate @crabbyaf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

*through teeth gritted hard enough to make diamonds in my jaw joints* critical... support.... to.... milo.... in his fight.... against ice....

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 27/08/2026

I am chaperoning middle school band at the football game tonight and one of my ducklings is a thirteen year-old wearing absolutely incredible giant false eyelashes and motherfucker HOW

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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/08/2026

HELLO! Our "let Bree & Donna write a book AND pay the lawyers to maybe get their money back from The Fiasco" auction/pop-up shop is live! It will run through 9/2 at 8PM CDT! www.32auctions.com/KitRocha2026

You are cordially invited to CHAOS!

WHO: Bree & Donna (and friends)
What: an auction/pop-up shop
where: 32auctions.com/KitRocha2026
when: 8/27 at 10 AM - 9/2 at 8pm
why: let bree & Donna live

Buy it Now: limited edition dragons, fidget toys
fancy jewelry, boxes & storage
fantasy themed gifts

Bid on It: AUTOGRAPHED KIT ROCHA BOoks
exclusive owlcrate special editions
be in the murder book

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 26/08/2026

I would like to share my favorite Tim Curry moment: nerding out while filming Three Musketeers.

Tim Curry in Richelieu’s fabulous costume, dorking it up, 1993

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