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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
And for those wondering what "Batman's Aff His Nut" sounds like in a proper Glaswegian accent, here's Robert Florence, who penned it, reciting it over a Batman teaser...
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 24/09/2026
Look, we know for fucking sure that my dog is sapient and also unpredictable and it turns out of he mauls someone I’m liable and he can be put down.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 18/09/2026
…yeah, okay, that’s pretty much it.
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Netpol @netpol.org · 07/08/2026
Thank you to everyone who came to today's "One Day in Brighton" launch. The report is available on our website netpol.org/2026/08/07/o... - and the plaque on Trafalgar Street is wonderful!
The Battle of Trafalgar Street plaque in Brighton
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
picking a side in a face off between street fash and the RNLI is not fucking Sophie's Choice, it's strawberry ice cream or a bucket of shit. and the Home Office go for the bucket every time.
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Dennis M Powers @dennismpowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you are using Chrome, you can now turn off the AI features in the settings, as you can with Firefox. If you don't want to search Google with their (horrible) AI search function, you can search just the web. See below: 1/2
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
captain planet villains were realistic depictions, just ahead of their time
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When I read posts I feel confused and unsettled but when I read a book I feel calm enjoyment. Ah well, time to read several hundred posts
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Anise K. Strong @anisekstrong.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What is large and moving very, very quickly in 1304 CE?
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pakasuchus @pakasuchus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I drew what's inside the 6yo's head rn #tiger
A drawing showing: a kid, an arrow pointing to a clip-on tiger tail and headband ears, then another arrow pointing to a tiger, who says rowr
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pakasuchus @pakasuchus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm choosing to see the leftovers of the flag madness as some kind of longterm art project about the decline of Britain's global influence
Three photos of UK flags on lampposts, all mangled and half-missing
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pakasuchus @pakasuchus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Pallas cat side-eye from yesterday for #caturday
A Pallas cat in a large straw-filled box looks over her shoulder at the camera, displaying epic side-eye
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pakasuchus @pakasuchus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It's spicy potato vaccination day today!
Three Pallas cats (grey wildcats with yellow eyes and circular pupils) peer up from the bottom of a nestbox filled with straw
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Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“It is going to be a long bitter cold for people who care about things; and it therefore devolves upon us to lend each other comfort when we can, the little sun of the warm melt given from one hand to another.”
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 09/07/2026
Oh, have I not told this one here? Okay. So Grandma had The Charisma.
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pakasuchus @pakasuchus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Because what goes around comes around, if you see this, share a circle, a disk, something round
A drawing of a Wheel of the Year, with solstices and equinoxes marked and each eighth with a different picture
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Unboxing my new Fantasy novel the only way I know how: WITH A SWORD.
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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is fucking terrorism. Purpose is to frighten anyone else out of telling the truth about what it's like to work at Meta. I was privileged to write the introduction for her vital book. I was very much not the first person they asked. Most people were understandably too scared to do it.
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Colossal @thisiscolossal.com · 05/07/2026
Katherine Wolkoff meditates on absence in her tender photos of deer beds. www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/07/kath...
a photograph of a meadow with a flattened area where a deer had previously slepta photograph of a meadow with a flattened area where a deer had previously slepta photograph of a meadow with a flattened area where a deer had previously slept
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 19/06/2026
witchcraft
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Elizabeth Taylor @elizabethtaylor47.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Unhinged things the UK gender critical movement said that altered my brain chemistry part 1: When Maya Forstater tried to apply the principle of sexual dimorphism to a cartoon alien library mascot
Maya Forstater ~
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It seems highly unlikely that an alien that had evolved with such a recognisable vertebrate body plan, is not sexually reproducing. Its a relatable anthropomorphic character not a slime mould.
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@ Copy linkA picture of a blueish green cutesy non binary alien in red and yellow dungarees and a matching hat
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Some deity was extremely fucking about when they made these. The "I'm going to take three edibles before I do my homework" approach to worldbuilding
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 10/06/2026
18th century "cat contract" (納貓兒契式; based on a Yuan-dynasty original), laying out the cat's duties and responsibilities: tirelessly guarding the grain, repelling the "mousey bandits" (鼠賊), not messing with the livestock, not stealing numnums "of any kind whatsoever" (不得偷盜食諸般).
Scan of a two-page spread with an illustration of a rather pissed off-looking cat and the text of a 納貓兒契式 'Cat Acquisition Contract Template' surrounding it in a spiral. From 銜蟬小錄 Xianchan xiaolu, "A Record of Cicada-Nommers," a Qing-dynasty compendium of all things cat.
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Fenhari is Cutting! (NSFW alt) @fenhari.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Some of y'all forget... #Pride
Scene from Sesame Street of a woman dressed s a princess, holding two bricks, and talking to elmo and another puppet

"Marsha P. Johnson explaining to white gays how we get liberation."
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 08/06/2026
[Nick Clegg running out of the woods, breathless] guys I just saw..........a bear..........in the forest.....it was.........it was......
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Bonus
The girl from the first page sits at a cafe with her friend. Her giant cat beast sits politely behind them. Her friend says, “ya know… that’s why you’re supposed to keep your cat indoors.” The girl puts her hand up and says, “I know.”
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
17000 articles is like one for every ten of us. every trans polycule gets their own
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
i like reading because it makes me forget i exist
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NewWaveAndPunk @punkandnewwave.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
On this day in 1978, culminating in Victoria Park, London, was the Anti-Nazi League March and Rock Against Racism concert. #TRB #SteelPulse #XraySpex and #TheClash were amongst those that played. ✊️ Estimated crowd: 100k.
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Netpol @netpol.org · 14/05/2026
If you are in central London on Saturday to march with the Palestine Coalition, don't forget these five key 'Know Your Rights' messages – and share them with others who may not know them
Joining the Palestine protest? Here's our key advice!

🍉NO COMMENT. You don't need to answer police questions, so don't.

🍉NO PERSONAL DETAILS. You don't have to give personal details under any stop and search power*, so don't.

🍉UNDER WHAT POWER? Ask "Under what power?" to challenge the police to act lawfully. They must have a legal basis for their actions.

🍉NO DUTY SOLICITOR. Use a recommended solicitor with protest experience if you are arrested.

🍉NO CAUTION. A caution is a legal admission of guilt.

*There are a few situations in which police may have a power to require personal details: if someone is driving a vehicle (or another licensed activity); if they are being fined under a Fixed Penalty Notice; under a particular anti-social behaviour power (which should not generally be used against protesters); or if there is a particular by-law (for example, in a port or airport).
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KAST | AWAY UNTIL 12TH OCT ✈️ @kast.haus · 14/05/2026
Hello everyone! On May 16th, the far right are staging a march in London to spread their grotesque message of hate against refugees. If despise this as much as I, someone had the genius idea of donating money to the refugees for every single metre walked, you should support it!
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Tommy Robinson is raising money for refugees. He just doesn’t know it yet. - Tommy Chooses Love
Let's turn hate into love.
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
cant wait to see Reform running councils with policies like "what is a garbage collection" and "what is planning permission" or "someone must wipe the arses of old people but not foreigners or me personally"
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 03/05/2026
I love this story. Short version: The scientists who got the skull were so pissed off that the commercial firm who unearthed it "repaired" it with sculpted parts and even used auto body glue that they called it "Irritator" because they were so irritated. The alternative was "Youmotherfuckersaurus".
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
you didn't relax enough on your first day off so you're already behind schedule
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I have to share one of my favorite things, which is related to this song:
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I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
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Save our Seas Deal and Walmer @sosdaw.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Southern Water’s next customer drop in event is on Wednesday 6 May at the Salvation Army, Canterbury Road, Folkestone CT19 5NL, between 2pm and 6pm. In case you feel like sharing your thoughts
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
“God, what have you done? He’s a Woke Marxist Pope And he can’t stand Trump” Oh MAGA, you must be so pissed ‘Cause he preaches the word And he’s not a racist, so they call him Woke Marxist Pope I'm gonna keep on laughing as the Woke Marxist Pope Pisses off the MAGAts ‘cause he’s From Chicago... "
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"Woke Marxist Pope" by Insane Ian #chappellroan #parody #popeleoxiv
YouTube video by Insane Ian
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Gemma Clark 🧿🕯️ @gemmaclark.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
A really good Substack about two things that aren’t obviously related open.substack.com/pub/jessica/...
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How Celebrity Smear Campaigns are Inspiring Attacks on Birth Control
Conservative billionaires are weaponizing pop culture news to draw in a new generation of young women
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 08/04/2026
Moon's haunted. Happy Wednesday.
space horror is the best horror. what's out there? no one knows! big rocks. creepy things. sticky things. math! stuff on fire. big holes. big holes with math in them.
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Rachel Bachman, WSJ sports reporter @realbachscore.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
After Claudia Goldin became the first woman to win a solo Nobel in economics, she got hundreds of invitations. She accepted three. One was advising WNBA players on a labor deal. She helped players land the biggest % raise in US sports history. www.wsj.com/economy/wnba...
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WNBA Players Had an Ace Up Their Sleeve in Pay Negotiations: A Nobel Laureate
Harvard economist Claudia Goldin helped WNBA players win a nearly 400% raise. Starting this season, players’ average salary will top $580,000.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
“I asked ChatGPT”- ok well I asked the mycelium and it said to plant more trees and to tell you to return to the forest
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Resist 🕎🍉 @antizionistjew.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Want to be a part of the change but don’t know where to start? Here is a simple list of companies you should BOYCOTT because they cooperate with the Israeli regime 👇 Save and share 💪
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Boycott Israel - A Simple Boycott List
A simple boycott list of Israeli and global firms active in Israel, guiding purchases to pressure the government and uphold international law.
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pakasuchus @pakasuchus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Fen approves this post #caturday
Slightly blurry photo of a black cat biting a human forearm
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Netpol @netpol.org · 28/03/2026
You may not think you'll need to know your rights today, that it's not "that kind of a demonstration". But unfortunately the Metropolitan Police crackdown on protests is wholly unpredictable and arbitrary. So take a moment to know the basics bsky.app/profile/netp...
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pakasuchus @pakasuchus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Cat or cryptid? #caturday
A black cat pats the camera wkth a blurry paw. His face is mid-meow.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group
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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Well done, leaders. Great work!
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
wow we are arriving at the exact situation every single person imagined within one second of seeing their first robot dog
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