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mayonnaise rudeboy

@paintedsky.ca
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he/him 👾 indie dev 🤬 sweary 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🚽 50/50 i’m shittin rn 🧠 adhd 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights you fuckaas bitch 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl #art #gamedev #godot

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 1h
hey girl can I come into your ham shack
book cover - setting up and using your own ham shack

Practical pointers on setting up an amateur
station layout in almost any available space!

By L.B. Cebik, W4RNL
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 12h
Skyrim screenshot
GOAT CHEESE WHEEL
WEIGHT 2
VALUE 10
Restore 15 points of Health. Greatly decreases your hunger.
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 14h
Not a cell phone in sight. Just people living in the moment
A crowd of people gathered in the city square looking at Benito Mussolini and other Italian fascists bodies hanging
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 01/10/2026
A scientist from the original half-life game with a speech bubble drawn to make it look like he’s saying the quoted post
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 01/10/2026
friend of mine is trying to remember/find a word game online. any thoughts?
There was this word game, from a website, I played with my students last year. I always had the tab open, and we just moved through the levels.

This year, I can't seem to find the game at all. I've gone deep into my history. I've done basic searches. I've typed a description of the game into ai to help me find it. I've asked Reddit. I cannot find it.A topic is given, and the words were in a square spiral (kind of like a spiral word chain). To start, there would be an obvious word to the topic. Once that word was eliminated, the spiral would reconnect, and the game would continue. Words were often "hidden" in between other words to the topic, thus splitting the word. As words to the topic were found, the remaining letters would squish together, forming smaller and smaller square spirals, until all words/letters were used up.

Example- topic: dessert
(Imagine the following in a square spiral) coocakekie. I would eliminate "cake", and the "coo-"and"-kie" would squish together.

The website itself had a lilac/grey background.
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 30/09/2026
lol. absolute clown shoes
Aaron Rodericks
@aaron.bsky.team
User Blocking You
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026
sorry I know you probably know this already but just in case anyone’s not sure…
Mad Max “That’s bait” meme but I’ve covered the b and the t so it says “That’s ai.”
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026
it doesn’t have to be like this imagine
Don Draper me where he is presenting an idea and the poster just says “Jimothy Hog“
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026
“The purpose of a Skip the online raccoon is being a furry. There is after all, no point in claiming that the purpose of a Skip the online raccoon is not being a furry, which he constantly fails to do.”
Anthony Stafford Beer
QuotesLyfe
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 28/09/2026
Spongebob spreading his hands apart creating a sparkling rainbow that says “Linux”
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 27/09/2026
my aliexpress algorithm gettin real weird
Bundle deals - 3 from C$1.99
Image 1 - a woman with some pink silicon thing shoved in her mouth
Image 2 - some unknown long and skinny lilac coloured personal care device
Image 3 - A bunch of sticks of butter
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 24/09/2026
we just eat a shitload of it apparently. which makes sense because it is delicious
In Canadian popular culture

Kraft Dinner has been called a de facto national dish of Canada.[22] Packaged in Quebec with Canadian wheat and milk, and other ingredients from Canada and the US,[23] Canadians purchase 1.7 million of the 7 million boxes sold globally each week[3] and eat an average of 90 million boxes of Kraft Dinner each year. The meal is the most popular grocery item in the country,[24] where "Kraft Dinner" has an iconic status and has become a generic trademark of sorts for macaroni and cheese.[25] It is often simply referred to, and (as of 2023) is now marketed by the initials K.D. As Kraft Dinner has a different name in Canada from the United States and other markets, the Canadian marketing and advertising platform is a made-in-Canada effort that cannot be easily adapted to the US market.[26] 

Previous logo of the Canadian version[21]

(Source: Wikipedia)
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 23/09/2026
I propose a different kind of Kirk Force Ones
custom Nike Air Force One lows, white with custom paint made to look like blood is splattered and dripping down the shoe
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 22/09/2026
ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off? 
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off. 
[They do not log off.]
CURTAIN
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 22/09/2026
very logical ma’am
@leftistlogician.bsky.social has added you to the "MAGA Faking as Leftist" custom feed list
bsky.app/profile/did:..
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 21/09/2026
birds!
screenshot of Control Resonant showing a bunch of human bodies floating spookily in the air
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 18/09/2026
reposting with alt text
screenshot from Control Resonant showing the player character Dylan looking at a cinema marquee. “Now Playing: Fix Your Heart or Die - Tuesday 5-8 PM”
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 18/09/2026
Uruk-hai from Lord of the Rings saying “Looks like skeet’s back on the menu, boys”
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 17/09/2026
@aaron.bsky.team can you give a solid answer to why this “toxicity score” nonsense wouldn’t just end up like this? because it’s gonna end up like this.
Bluesky Toxicity Bot - Scanning...

Totally Not a Bigot ;)
winkwinknudgenudge.bsky.social
I think all minorities should be rounded up and executed

Bluesky Toxicity Bot: No swears here! Hurray for respectful discourse!

Regular Person
regularperson.bsky.social
Shut the fuck up you hateful piece of shit

Bluesky Toxicity Bot: Uh oh! Looks like someone's not being very nice. :(
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 17/09/2026
oh fuck yeah it’s pervert time
I’m switching the mechanical switches out on my work keyboard. new switches are Keychron Super Bananas
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 16/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous logo but it says “I shid whole pant”
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 15/09/2026
topical
a bizarre picture of homuculus ed sheeran in the shower. he’s looking at the viewer with a slight smile and holding out a corn dog. there are hearts around the edge of the image for some unknown reason
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 15/09/2026
You know how long I worked on this fucking house alone? You know what it's like being a fucking hermit? Fixing a house? There's no Home Depot out here, you fucking assholes. Fucking tomatoes... they fucked my tomatoes up! Goddammit! Add that to the fucking list.
Goddammit! Those are Dom's for Christ-sake's - /
grew those from Dom's seeds. Fuck! Those are Dom's goddamn seeds, for christ-sake. I'm never gonna have a fuckin' good sauce again. I can't make Dom's sauce! Fuck you guys. It's bullshit. Fuckin... Damon Baird, you're a cock!
- Jake the Dog
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 15/09/2026
saying this shit and then the below at roughly the same time, this is what we who read books call “the very height of fucking irony”
yosemitesamurai.bsky.social
@yosemitesamurai.bsky.social
Reminder to Ed Sheeran...
"If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.
- Archbishop Desmond Tutu, theologian, activist
JIL
Justice
Innovation
Lab
ALT
5:56 PM • Sep 14, 2026 Everybody can reply
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 15/09/2026
you guys are so full of shit. I did go look it up and guess what, it’s a drop in the bucket. you just want someone to blame other than yourselves P.S. Trump won PA by almost 45K votes so it wouldn’t have made a difference there either
Results
Results only include states that report write-in votes.[295]

State - Statewide vote total - Statewide vote percentage 
California - 79,341 - 0.56% - Hillary won
Pennsylvania - 6,060 - 0.10% - Trump Won
Rhode Island - 3,497 - 0.75% - Hillary won
New Hampshire - 4,493 - 0.60% - Hillary won
Vermont - 18,218 - 5.68% - Hillary won

Total votes: 111,609 - Total votes as percentage - 0.08%
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 14/09/2026
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 14/09/2026
i’d really like to never see the yassified roblox heads again thank you
Standout Games: Let's Party!
Curated games for anyone ready to have some fun
Update
Dress To Impress
Become the top model
The DTI thumbnail image features a super skinny woman avatar with a giant LEGO style roblox head but it’s been yassified to hell and back and has a sort of uncanny nightmare world vibe to it
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 14/09/2026
George W Bush “Mission Accomplished” speech with him giving the thumbs up
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 13/09/2026
what the fuck is happening on Temu. is it just the fraud app???
temu_can ad from Instagram.
TEMU CLEARANCE
Container Mobile Home
AI-generated imagery of a tiny house made from a shipping container. I can’t imagine how the fuck you buy something like this online, much less from Temu of all places
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 13/09/2026
when I post something horrible and no one likes it
it’s anti-mayo discrimination! I’ve photoshopped my avatar over the Sopranos meme with angry eyebrows
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 11/09/2026
whatever you say ADOLF
The post you're replying to was marked as being written in German by its author. Would you like to reply in German?
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 11/09/2026
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 11/09/2026
Norman Rockwell’s painting “freedom of speech” with a speech bubble placed over top so it looks like the guy in the painting is saying the quoted post
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 07/09/2026
the ghost of MLK Jr. smiles from the sky as a young black teen whips three white teens who are picking cotton
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 03/09/2026
How to Post: a Bluesky tutorial 1. you know all those nonsensical things that pop into your head that you never say so people don't think you're mentally unwell? 2. write those in the post box 3. everyone thinks youre mentally unwell 4. they're right
crying cat thumbs up meme
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 03/09/2026
Remarks @remarks • 8h
Vivek Ramaswamy says antisemitism is an
"attack on capitalism."
I’ve edited the photo of Vivek to give him a face that is much too small for the size of his head
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 02/09/2026
fuck I love this bit. kills me every time it comes across my IG feed. Jeff Innocent via www.instagram.com/reel/DcqJAqk...
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 01/09/2026
every youtube thumbnail is just this now
poorly drawn man/baby face looking shocked with the text “I SHID WHOLE PANT” in bright yellow
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 27/08/2026
a calico cat sitting in a fisher price toy car, one of the ones with a red body and yellow roof. text above reads "Slow & Sorta Upset 7"
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 25/08/2026
go Lyse go!
Dark Souls 3 meme image showing Yhorm the Giant labelled "Jerry" and the player in the foreground, many many times smaller, labelled "Lyse"
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 24/08/2026
smushy face grumpy conservative man who probably has criminal imagery on his hard drive
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 24/08/2026
screenshot from the video of the weird Christian guy who 3D printed a contraption for removing the “dick veins” from Snickers bars
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 22/08/2026
decided to (when I have the time and inclination) start a series of purely typographic album covers of some of my recent favourite albums, just for fun and as an excuse to play around with type. first up: Poppy - Negative Spaces #art #design #typography #poppy
Typographically designed album cover. Background is a very light minty and slightly greyish green. Album title NEGATIVE SPACES in large, bold, italic, condensed sans-serif text that overlaps a bit between lines and at the edges of the cover. The title easily takes up the top left, bottom left, and bottom right quadrants of the cover, leaving space in the top right. At the very top right in small, bold, serif text is the artist's name, Poppy, in a light pink (but a bit lower value than the background so it remains legible)
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 21/08/2026
my local theatre (one screen) has what I affectionately refer to as “the pervert chair”
a single theatre chair with no other chairs around it, in a fairly rundown corner of the theatre which is itself pretty old and beat up
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 20/08/2026
reposting with alt text
Legend
@Be_like_legend

The cruelest joke of ADHD is feeling intensely motivated to fix your entire life while you're stuck at work. Then you step through your front door and instantly lose the ability to do a single task. It happens daily, and absolutely no one believes you. 

9:11 AM • 8/8/26 • 954K Views
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 20/08/2026
Jim Lahey from Trailer Park Boys with a speech bubble drawn to make it look like he's saying the quoted post
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 19/08/2026
not post better. couldn't be that.
a screenshot of an email in Outlook Express of a screenshot of a SomethingAwful forum post of a screenshot of a Reddit post of a screenshot of a Tumblr post of a screenshot of a Bluesky post of me saying "maybe this is what I need to do to have my posts succeed"
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 19/08/2026
I'm pretty sure this is what my face looks like when I see an AI poster or menu image
Titus from Warhammer 40K: Space Marine II reveal trailer looking thoroughly unimpressed and/or disgusted
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 19/08/2026
Calvin's dad meme. Calvin's dad approaches Calvin while he's sitting on the floor. 

Dad: "Eating Food in the US? I'll show you Something interesting."

Dad: "The two types of American Food are Diarrhea and Glass. All American food falls into one of these two categories. Salad? Diarrhea. Fruit bars? Glass."

Calvin: "Yeah..."

Calvin's Dad: "Eggs? Diarrhea. Rice? Glass. Despite being served in a glass, drinking your own piss is actually Diarrhea."

The last panel is calvin laying awake in bed at night looking aggrieved
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